So my girlfriends sister has basically always seemed to think I'm the greatest thing ever for whatever reason. From the first time we met, she's always seemed to have my back in any arguments me and the GF get into, and is always super nice to talk to. I always thought it was a little bit weird, as we live a state away from her entire family, so we never really see them, and I've only met her family a handful of times over the last several years.
The last time we drive out to go see them, they invite us to stay with them (I normally buy a hotel room for myself, hispanics are weird. Either get married or you can't stay in the same house). So that was nice, we saved some money and things were great. The whole time theres a ton of fighting between the sister, and the sisters husband. He sort of treats her like garbage, and is big into embarrassing her. This is my second time ever meeting them, and the first time I'd ever been to their house, and he drags me into the garage at one point to take sides on some financial argument they'd gotten into. Just to give an example of how things go between them.
So one day, the GF, the sister and I all sneak away to go to a theme park and we're having an awesome time. Theres this guy that's in this group we were in, who we could all agree was attractive (I'm a straight guy, but hey, I call em like I see em). Throughout the day the sisters saying whispering things like "Should I kiss user, you know, just to make [rando dude] jealous?" and my GF just laughs and thinks that it'd be funny and shit. Nothing ever happens but I still thought it was weird.
For the record, the sister is like a thinner, curvier, slightly older (my age), version of my GF. On an objective scale, my GF=7, sister=8.5.
We go back home, the next day we wake up and we're hungry so the sisters cooking, and I offer to help, and we get into this cooking competition. I'm generally a decent cook, but I was just blowing it (I blame her swinging her hips at me.) 1/2