Kratom appreciation thread

>legal in most states
>feels like opiate
>not very addicting
>cheap
>no side effects

Why don't you do kratom Sup Forums? Why are they trying to make this illegal?

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>feels like opiate
>no side effects
Choose one and only one

>not very addicting
Bullshit
>no side effects
I still have lucid dreams from taking kratom shots. Its permanently fucked my brain up. I can't tell what's real and what's a dream anymore

Kratom sucks. That shit fucks you up for like a week if you take to much of it.

Better to just not be a degenerate and skip all drugs.

How much were you taking/for how long?

its pretty good but it tastes like rotten wood

I just tried it for the first time yesterday, was pretty nice. What was nicer was the fact that I wasn't the one paying for it. It's really expensive here.

>lucid dreams
How? I want those.

I had to hide the flavor with pudding. We wasted like 8 grams thinking we could just take it with water.

It gives me super powers in the gym.

You have to take on empty stomach so you don't need that much/is much cleaner. Use hot water so it mixes in. Add a little honey. Grin and bear it.

>no coffee
>no weed
>no black tea
>no lsd or psilocibin
You're uneducated.

just took some kratom shot called Viva Zen from a gas station once every week for a couple months
That was five months ago
still have fucked dreams

thats not pure kratom faggot, its a mix of a bunch of stuff with some kratom in

> tfw don't take coke or X anymore cause I realise it fucks up your brain
> cant smoke weed cause I get massive anxiety

Im now a alcohol

>apple computer giving advice on pharmaceuticals

>a fucking dot

If weed is giving you anxiety like that, there's some other shit going on.

Question: where do I buy some? Any online resources you could recommend? Pattern that dhould be observed when ingesting some kratom?

> yfw when Apples annual earnings are 4 times higher than the GDP of Cyprus

Lots of shiesty people out there. Reddit is gay but has a good sub for kratom that should point you in the right direction.

Lol you got duped with laced shit

> In both samples the following alkaloids were found: Mitragyne, 7-OH-mitragynine, Paynantheine, Speciogynine, Speciociliatine

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I used to buy it at phytoextractum. Don't use it anymore but that place is legit.

Kratom on probation Y/N?

is kratom legal in Israel?

If you use kratom more than once, you're an absolute fucking retard.

I tried it. Tasted like absolute fucking SHIT. Just barely managed to keep from puking it all up. And the "high" lasts for about a minute if you're lucky.

You must be pretty fucking desperate to get high if you consume this garbage. Though if you really are dumb enough to keep using it, I'm glad, since you're torturing yourself by swallowing that bitter shit.

Think it depends where you are. Pretty sure it's completely legal except for Vermont and maybe one or two other states. Dunno if it'd show up on a drug test as something else tho.

You have no idea what you're doing.

Nope, they outlawed it last year the fucking greedy Jews

no it gives a false pos on a 7 panel

trust me

Kratom tastes like dogshit and makes you delirious.

I know that I'm not a fucking moron, forcing myself to swallow chunky bitter tea smelling garbage to get """"""high"""""""

You're welcome to keep doing it however, you fucking stupid tard.

looks like the jews finally did something right for once.

can you share you experiences on lsd and psilocybin?

just because you got weak stuff and didn't work doesn't mean everyone is too lmao

FST is the only type worth doing but its insanely expensive. Protip, DXM potentiates kratom to the point where you can actually nod off

The Jews are jewing their fellow Jews...

well, svim told me that he hit 600μg and is reading pol untill it hits. not sure about kratom, it is not very common as regulation is very adept and active here.

>your life is so shit that you need hard drugs to feel good
top kek

Like I said, if you're retarded enough to keep using it, be my guest. I hope you have "really good" kratom. So good that you force yourself to eat that garbage every day.

Does that mean six grams?

>every day
thats not how kratom works. it has very high tolerance rate you have to wait at least few days to a week to get the same high

Yeah it tastes like eating dirt or sawdust. I usually will binge for a week or two then wait a bit for tolerance to go down. It sucks getting to the point where you need to eat spoonfuls of leaf because if you cough or choke it goes right up your sinuses.

are the effects really worth it? did you experience any negative side effects?

just buy mushrooom spores bro

this

ITT: Faggots who dont know how to make tea

you are wrong
most wealthy people in cyprus do not report their real income

Here's the trick: don't eat anything for about 10-12 hours, only drink water. Then dose up. Wait 45 minutes, even if you're not feeling it yet have a snack. Within a few minutes you'll be fucked up. From there just take more in tiny doses and eat snacks throughout the day to keep it up. The problem with kratom is that if youre high for too long you'll start just feeling nauseous if you take more.

Also be careful with overdosin mg and underdosing. If you underdose then try to up your dose later, you'll probably puke and get a headache. If you overdose you'll start to "nod" off, and if you keep like you're continually slipping off to sleep go force yourself to throw up to empty your stomach and just go to bed. Kratom cannot kill you, and you won't suffocate on vomit like with heroin because it doesn't really impede your "animal" functions, but you might wake up needing to puke and not make it out of bed in time.

For growing your own?

my exp with both was positive

LSD is the ultimate, ingestion is unproblematic, the high lasts until you go to sleep, the trip can take pretty much any direction including bad (never happened to me), hallucinations from all senses, user is usually aware of them as they happen, not recommended in public spaces because those under influence tend to stand out for their behaviour

shrooms are pretty tame in comparison, ingestion is unproblematic when dry (half a fist is enough), the high lasts similarly long as weed, gives you bouts of laughter, light-headedness and hallucinations, most often visual or aural, user is usually aware of them when they happen

Very educated statement user
>much experience
>very seasoned
>not a virgin

Jesus Christ what a baby

WE WUZ BILL GATEZ

>american education
600μg = 0.6mg = 0.0006g

I've made the tea before by ultimately it's a pain in the ass, and if I want to take it after work I like to get it in my system asap so I'm not hung over for the next morning.

thanks. Trying shrooms in like 10 days so this really helped

your mom's life is so shit that she needed my big hard dick in her asshole to feel good last night faggot

It's an opiate and it's not very good unless you're withdrawing from heroin. Speciosa's UEI is the best product out there, but I think they changed the formula. It's some kind of semi-synthetic mitragynine derivative, or that's what the theory was. That shit would get you ripped, you could catch a nod off it easy.

There's also a ceiling effect; beyond 5-6 grams it stops getting you any higher and it just gives you more side effects.

5-6 grams regular kratom I mean, 1g is more than enough with UEI.

sensible russia. I totally agree regarding acid, you may not have had enough shrooms yet. I have heard that shrooms in high doses are hard to consume but more beautifull.

What about Salvia?
Feel amazing and totally doesn't make you freak the fuck out.

"not very addicting"

don't do it for the first time if your setting isn't perfect. take all at once, toppling up takes more and makes the duration longer.

Tinctures sound like a much slippier slope.

Banned here like everything else that's natural and not made by big pharmajew

It can easily be taken with water. I use 1/2 tsp worth at a time, fill your mouth about 1/4 or 1/3 of the way with water tilt your head back and drop the kratom out of the spoon onto the pool of water in your mouth. If you do it right you can gulp it down no taste at all and just chase with more water if needed. May take a few times to get right but it's very easy and efficient.

He mad

What a terrible post. Cut your hands off.

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The spores are legal btw