Chicago Blackhawks @ San Jose Sharks Game Thread

Nothing like a west coast game.
9:30 puck drop
Kruger is ill.
Forsling is back.
Rosi is dead. Gone. Whatever.

>Konroyd game
This game fucking sucks.

>konroyd
FUCK MY LIFE

Do reddithawks fans mom's let them stay up to the end of the game when it's an hour later on a school night?

oh look an angry leaf

not getting any sound here

maybe it's a blessing in the skies

You're grumpy already, definitely an early bedtime for you tonight young man

>All-star Corey Crawford
lol

>konroyd

Good game so far

JONES IS ELITE

>Konroyd game
>sick again
>late game
Fuck this fucking night and fuck this fucking weather. Either be cold or be warm.

>being sick

are you a child?

>being sick
Git gud

my office is a god damn thunderdome of people with colds lately

>PP is still struggling
HOLD ME

vlasic needs to be removed from pp

Is your boss an aged black woman by chance? Do you work with a token retard?

who run bartertown

>he's a tripfag

user, you know who the token office tard already is

no and yes

Q?

>Q
>not Bowman

10:53 EST

Fml

well at least they tried to shoot on this one

>1-18 in last 7 games
>Hawks Power[less] Play

"Hello yes bartender, do you have anything that will literally kill me?"

Jokes on you I am a bartender.
To answer your question, we keep some bleach in the cleaning supply closet.

im thinking maybe stocking on Bacardi 151 might make the rest of this season enjoyable

malort is the only answer

ah yes the famous sj powerpass

Brent Burns is my favorite meme

burns WILL win the hart

True

Malort is GOAT

But will he make meme history and become the first forward to win the Norris?

That's what it was called. I had a couple shots of it at that weird bar in Chicago where the owner paints naked celebs and stuff. Wish he had better beer on tap. Does the Midwest not have much craft beer? I'm in northern California and have 7 breweries within 30 minutes of me

The Midwest is crawling with craft beer. It's your own fault for not looking Hard enough

>Does the Midwest not have much craft beer? I'm in northern California and have 7 breweries within 30 minutes of me

if you don't know why should I help you

I brew my own faggot.

>owner paints naked celebs
what now?

Karlsson won it as a forward before Doughty tho

Seriously though. You can find good beer in bumblefuck nowhere if you look. Only faggots day shit like "German bier is ze best " or "I only drink socal gluten free beer from locally sourced ingredients"

Bunch of fucking pussies

I'm not a beer historian but I'm pretty sure the midwest and colorado were ahead of the west coast when it came to microbrews and craft beer.

Even before microbreweries were everywhere in America you could get Unibroue 20 years ago, trappist ales like 25 years ago in Chicago and virtually and limited time beer very easily in the area.

Meanwhile you opened up 500 breweries who have have 500 similar tasting IPAs. Good job.

whoa don't be so angry it's only beer

We take our alcohol very seriously here.

enough of the beer talk now lads

hockeys back and you're shite at beer anyway

i'm drinking natty ice I don't care much about beer just figured a little knowledge might be useful.

lmao

wrong

which one of these should I try?

...

it all tastes like water which the british think means it is "refined"

don't forget the indian running away with his retirement money

sam smith's imperial russian stout

or timothy taylors landlord

>yank calling anyone's beer water
howling

oh right i forgot you abuse your hops these days ah yes much better

buxton isn't a bad brewery
Every countries most popular beers are pure shit anyway the UK has some fantastic breweries just like the states.

>his idea of american beer is limited to gigantic corporate piss dispensers

Sam Smith is pretty nice but I don't think I've had the Imperial Russian Stout. Sam Smith's the most widely available English beer so I'll probably grab that and Tim the Tool Man Taylor's.

we are literally ram packed with your meme microbrews

it's what all our students drink to seem """""cultured"""""

Casual Hawks fan here, why was that not a penalty shot?

>Sam Smith's the most widely available English beer
interesting desu

sam smith's is a historic brewery so it's well known (especially where i live) but popularity has waned for it in recent years here

jamie baker is a bumbling moron

presumably because it really wasn't a breakaway

i miss drew

if he got taken down on a breakaway (no one he could pass to) chances are it would have been a penalty shot but he was pretty well covered

>almost give up a shorty

The player has to have a clear direct path to the net, Dillon still had the angle and there were other players closer to the net than him.

499!!!!!

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BASED PATTY

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Lol where ya going Crawford?

NO GOAL

BibleThump

llllolllllllll

NOGOAL
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G
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>tfw no more shark byte

>499-1
lel

REFPUCK
EF
PU
CK

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I SWEAR THE BLACKHAWKS ARE PRIVILEGED AS FUCK!! IF THIS WAS ANOTHER TEAM THEY WOULD OF KEPT THAT GOAL!

did they show the blue line cam?

because you couldn't see shite from that

>tfw no more ask the crew with randy and drew
>tfw no more drew's clues
>tfw no more late night confidential

COACH'S CHALLENGE WILL BE THE DEATH OF HOCKEY

>Casual Hawks fan
No need to be redundant

oh dang gotem

...

well shit

BASED PATTY TAKING IT BACK

lmao crawshit

GET FUCKED

MARLEAU WILL NOT BE STOPPED

>tfw no more 20 questions
>tfw jamie baker doesn't know when to stop talking during play

>498+1
fucking piece of shit crawford

>get robbed of your goal
>get another anyway
MADMAN MARLEAU

how the fuck did this loser crawford make the allstar game

wow, it's been a minute and they didn't let in the 2nd goal

D:

RASMUSSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?

??

Crawford got styled on like the shitter he is.

SCAR

wew this game lads