ITT: If Don Cherry commentated other sports

I'll start with soccer

>LION MESSY LEMME TELL YA
>WATCH THIS HERE, BOY
>YOU SEE GET DAT FANCY–
>ALLEY-OOP RIGHT BETWEEN THE WICKETS
>LOOK AT HIS EFFORT
>ALWAYS RUNNIN'
>THIS KID, HE KID–THIS GUY RUNS
>DOESN'T STOP RUNNING
>WATCH THIS–SEE HIS RUNNI–WHAT A GOAL
>SEE THIS HERE KICK
>WAY 'TA GO WHAT A BALL
>WAY 'TA GO MESSY BOY

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literally who

t. Black and or mexican and or asian person

Where does he go to get old upholstery converted into suits?

Fabric wholesalers.

He literally walks into the warehouse and points out the ones he wants.

youtube.com/watch?v=qFtcP69eE8M

This guy isn't kidding youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk

Fabricland

TAHM BRADLEY LEMME TELL YA HE– HE DEFLATES THE BALL, LOOK– AND HE STILL WINS FOUR SUPER BALLS. THIS KID, WATCH THIS KID, FLICKS IT OFF THE WRIST LIKE THE BOOGER TRICK. PERFECT SPIR– DID YOU SEE THAT CATCH! ONLY BRADY BOY CAN THROW TO SUCH A PERFECT CATCH LIKE THAT WEGOTITIMMSKUH END ZONE TOUUUUUUCHHHH DOOOOOWWWWWN.

Looks like every country has his Fritz von Thurn und Taxis.

NOW ENOUGH ABOUT SOCCER OR FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER YOU YOUROPEEANS CALL IT. LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT OUR SOLDIERS OVERSEAS. GOOD KIDS I TELL YA.

LOOK AT THAT CATCH RIGHT THERE WHAT A BEAUTY, THAT ROB GORNOSKI GOOD OL NEW YORK KID. NOW I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS PINKO COMMIE WILSON ON THE SEAHAWKS HES A HILLARY VOTER SPITTING IN THE FACE OF OUR TROOPS, OUR VETS IF HE WAS ON MY TEAM HE'D NEVER LEAVE THE BENCH

Holy fuck my sides is he like this in every segment?

>were running short on time don
>YA YA WELL DO THE LEBRON CLIP NEXT WEEK
>NOW KIDS AT HOME, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
>HERE HE IS, STEPH CURRY - HIS DAD WAS A BEAUTY OF A BALLER - ONE THOUSAND SHOTS A DA-
>WELL COME ON CUT TO THE CLIP
>30 seconds don
>WELL LOOKS LIKE WERE OUT OF TIME TONIGHT ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO HONOR SAERGENT FORSCYTHE WHO *sniff* *voice crack* LOST HIS LIFE TRAGICALLY LAST WEEK
>WHAT A BEAUTY

>he's missed out on Don his whole life

nah Cherry is just an old senile bully who likes to go on rants about everything not fitting his view of the game. so everything except good ol Ontario boys
people only listen to him for the memes but he is occasionally right

I've laughed way too hard at that hand piano video

Feels bad desu

A walking meme, the Canadian version of John Madden.

Does him comment CFL?

youtube.com/watch?v=7igXwLBv4uQ

No but here is him commenting on Justin Beaver.

Hahahaha every fucking hockey guy sounds like that tho. It's that certain mix of Canadian/Midwestern and brain damage from playing too much.

I think Don Cherry might actually be illiterate. I mean seriously never learned how to read.

He fucks up people's names WAY too often, even when they are written on the back of their fucking jersey right in front of his face.