Ask a Satanist anything

Ask a Satanist anything

> no fucking christians allowed

How could someone who worships Satan the Almighty have such a horrendous case of dandruff? And a poor complexion. And tryhard piercings? All that and be wearing the gayest of pink t-shirts as well?

Which kind of Satanist are you? Theistic, non-theistic, LaVeyen, Church of Satan, etc.?

This dogshit thread again?

Satanist is just as religious as christians.

You are equal faggot religitard... just with more edge

Have you come to accept our lord and savior jesus christ?

Whatever, Mr. Edgylord...

Where are your horns? Can you make them appear and disappear? Is it really hot in hell?

how often do you praise Jesus and how's middle school, your mom's basement, and congress?

Repent my child, for I have returned from extinction

Ohaidere heretic

Why do I see your face and want to punch it repeatedly?

Heathen

favourite DOOM game?

No fucking Christians allowed? So you only fuck other satanists?

What does it feel like being an edgy fag 24/7?
uh oh

Seriously bro, your head is flakey as fuck

Use head and shoulders man...

Not MY head nigger.
OP's head is a big snowflake kingdom.

God bless you.....

Do you fucking shower?

How's the 8th grade going for you?

You look like you roofie yourself at gay bars.

Hey now, don't lump me in with this faggot.

Christian here. Satan is pretty weak, nigger. God kicked his fucking ass. Are you some kind of weak cuck?

Odinism is for abject retards, tho. Hope you're not one of those mongs.