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uh.. could I get an explanation of what's going on in this picture

>literally any time
>falling for the vaginal Jew

yes what trips said

12
Lost it on picnic table at the beach
2 girls were like "pick one of us and lets do this" went with thinner blonde over chubby brunette
Should have said both....feelsbadman

14. Basically fucked my girlfriend after 4 months being in a relationship.

>be me
>26
>just got married to my high school sweetheart
>honeymoon in southern France
>staying in a cabin deep in the woods for a week
>finally get there, hoping to make the moment nice and romantic by consummating outside to the sunset
>wife goes in to cook dinner
>"Honey, dinner's gonna take 30 minutes at least...want to go do something with the time?"
>don't want to say yes but I have to
>take her hand, go to the bedroom
>toss her on the bed, light a couple candles and draw the shades for atmosphere
>spend 20 minutes trying to make her orgasm
>finally does, I line myself up and push in
>tighter than anything I thought possible
>cum in 7 minutes
>still one of the best nights of my life

16 with my disgusting and only gf, she was tight and small, couldn't stick a finger in first, finally gave up on trying to pry that thing open and stuck it in, she cried and yelled at me, good times

Disgusting because she was too small or because her face was ugly? I really want to fuck a 5.2ft tall girl. How does it feel like, user?

>her face was ugly
That one but a decent body, she was like 5 feet, I think that would be 150cm, and 90 pounds. Honestly after I deverginzed her it was pretty great, spend for years with her and broke up. She had no experience so every time we had sex it was like I was perverting her more and more. Seven years later I haven't had sex again, biggest mistake I made was dumping her

Sorry for you mate. I hope you'll find someone else soon.

hahahahahahahaahaha

I've given up hope, clearly I'll die alone

>be me
>be 18
>raped

Yayayayayaya congratz user! Proud of yah!!!
>*thumbsup*

was it as good for you as it was for me?

>21
>been in the friendzone for half a year
>nicest guy ever, also trying to be seriously attractive
>dating her for the first time after summer
>playing the "not so interested in you anymore" card
>it werks

Fucked for 40 minutes and made her came 3 times in a row, mostly cause i was uncomfortable with my shitty bed and wasn't so sure I wanted to fuck her.

We watched "Her" and "Back to the future part 1", started fucking at the mall scene

>beta orbiting a girl
>18
>Got stood up on a date. Tell her to fuck off(finally grew some fucking balls)
>Say fuck it. Get tinder
>Meet girl in a week. Solid 8. Tiny girl. 5'1" 98lbs We drive halfway and fuck in the back of her car. (mines a two seater with bucket seats)
>Nervous as fuck. She could tell. But halfway through she said it "hurt too much". "it's been too long"
>Didn't agree to meet a week later so I fuck another girl (about a 7 in pics and when I met her A 4 and fat but I said fuck it) although she gave good head. No fat chicks ever again. It sucked. My Thirst was strong that day
>Fast forward 2 months.
>Meet another girl. Tiny. How I like them
>We fucc
>Start dating. Figure out she coocoo and stop a month or so later
>She says she Prego
>forced her to get Prego test She lied to me to keep me around
>Fucc
>Make her give me head and then tell her to fuck off.
>Am 19 now. Thirst is diminishing slowly. That was a scare.

Oh and I messaged the first girl again. And she was pissed that I was talking to a different girl. Like holy hell she dropped off the face of the Earth for God's sake.

25, by a polish hooker. Hot big titted long hair brunette with awesome ass.

I was 24. I talked to a girl on yik yak and met up with her. She met me after work, I took her home and fucked her all night long. We fucked 5 times that night and twice in the morning. I'll never forget that night. We're engaged now.

Does getting raped count? If so then 8. If not then I haven't lost it yet.

i dont know how to put in green text...

i suppose i was around 14-15 years old, browsing a gay site cus i thought i only liked men at the time, everyone i knew on friend base asked me repeatedly if i were gay. after some time it grows in your brain so you think of trying it.
Well i was browsing for good looking guys to fuck, then a 18 yo girl wrote to me she was horny, if i wanted to come over for a movie. i didnt get the hint so i came to her house to watch a movie. she began kissing me unzipping my pants and give me oral sex.it felt very very hot and it stinged at first, it was little painful on the tip. she took off her panties and said she was ready. first i couldnt get it up her tight vagina. my dick isnt above average a little below maybe. but very thick and meaty. i could tell she enjoyed it cus i made her eyes wet.almost like half moan half cry. after 10 min i blow my load alover her stomach and fel asleep.

16 fucked some fat ugly girl at a party just to get it out of the way

Damn... Okay heres my cringefest
>New Years
>I was 15 years old, 1 month from 16
>Dating a chick from wrestling, she was latina with fit figure and good ass and tits
>She previously sent me 1 nude
>I had planned on going over for New Years, arrived, went to her brothers room and shit and talked with him while she sat beside me
>she SIGNALS to him to "leave" and grins at him weirdly
>little nerdy kid leaves awkwardly
>she turns off light and grinds me and dry humps me and shit
>he comes back in mid way and says dinners ready
>sitting there awkwardly eating dinner with her brother and parents at the table, knowing that the brother just saw his sister dry humping me on his fucking bed
>Finish dinner and we all sit on couch and watch the ball drop
>ball drops and shit, everyone sits back down
>sit there for like 15 seconds then she gets up, grabs me by the hand and leads me to her room upstairs, INFRONT OF HER DAD on the couch
>go up there and she has to talk me into sex and shit
>im very very hesitant but she finally pulls my pants off and sees my cock
>she doesnt want to suck my dick but she strokes it and smiling and puts a condom on
>condom is fucking choking my dick as if some one put a rubber band on your dick and wrapped it around 4 times
>first position is weird, she lays on her back, i put it in but i dont feel shit
>try changing position to doggy after awkward hand motions to get her to move and she looking at me confused, finally she realizes
>doesnt work
>tell her go back to other position
>fuck her for like 3 minutes and feel absolutely nothing but my cock losing circulation from that tight ass condom
>i say im done
>she feels bad she couldnt make me cum
>her dad texts her and says "are you done?"
>she texts back "yea"
>realize she planned this with her dad
>he drives me home with her in the truck
>she texts me saying that she would suck my dick next time
there was no next time, i broke up with her
Also she cheated on me prior to the experience, i forgave

yo loser who had fucked up teeth and overweight
>>a 42 yo 4/10 comes to pick up her daughter who is a friend of my sister's
>>first adds me on Facebook, then messages me for coffee
>>either I go through with it or virgin forever
>>we go out and end up making out at night
>>one week later we have sex, didn't finish until the 4th time we fucked

Nothing spectacular or sexy tbh, but got me out of the virgin zone and now have a healthy relationship with a hot ass 35 yo. I'm 27

>with a guy that i actually wanted to have sex with i was 15 with my foster brother. With a girl like 11 in a group home. In foster/group homes we be fuckin...

15 with 9/10, was fucking amazing, had been fingering her for months to finally get her ready. I was 8" at the time and she was 5'2", still with her today.
Life is great

>be 21
>get drunk with female friend
>she says let's be fwb
>do sex 2 days later
>5 years later, it's complicated with same girl

you are a complete beta

LoL

Midsummer 1998. I was 16.
>talking to this beautiful girl from my village
>drinking vargtass (moonshine with lingonberry juice)
>get drunk and we head to the party in town
>dance for a while
>end up at her house
>have a few minutes of awkward stripping then sex
>didn't last very long, don't remember much
>both returned to town for more drinks

>>playing the "not so interested in you anymore" card
That's how i got my wife. It didn't click at our 1st date and jsut by "boredom" I asked her out again after 4 weeks.

>16
>Mexican cousin that I barely ever see
>I consider her a good friend
>We talk
>One conversation goes with the next and next
>She give me the best blowjob
>She then fucks me til she cums twice
Everytime she comes to visit we fuck.
I want to marry her but she's my cousin so fuck.

>>one week later we have sex, didn't finish until the 4th time we fucked

Can releate, took a while for me too. Need a lot of head cinema. Damn dead grip syndrom

Was 20 got drunk woke up with a 16 year old high on acid riding me almost came inside her pulled out just in time to cover her ass and back was great after the confusion dissipated fucked her for like 2 weeks then moved towns

>be 12
>have a 11 yo gf
>we been fooling around for a while
>one day she brings condoms
>we fuck
>i cum
the end

I fucked my 3rd-ish cousin when I was 17 while I was sleeping over for a week.

>we get massively drunk
>She starts play fighting with me, occasionally grabs my dick since I was wearing baggy pajamas and had a semi
>this escalated to us fucking while her father was in the next room, which turned her on
>She made loud moans on purpose so I put my hand over her mouth.

We fucked 3 times over the week but I never came because we were always black out drunk.
She's married and has a kid now.

alright
>saturday night
>boys didnt invite me to where ever they where going
>fuck them
>sitting at home drinking canadian club on the rocks and watching toy story 1 & 2 to pass the time
>chick ive been messaging for a bit says she is going out
>have fun slut
>around the end of toy story 2 and 50% of the way through my bottle i get a snap from this chick
>id totally fuck you tonight eheh
>think about this for a second logistically
>she is out with her friend who lives 5 streets away, about a 15 minute walk
>fuck it
>say sure
>she is drunk and slitghly taken back
>says she'll message me when she's closer to her friends place
>have a few more whiskeys
>pretty fucked up at this point and finally get the go ahead from her
>dads pretty pissed himself at the fire and in my drunkedn state i smile and raise my plastic cup of whiskey on the way out
>im going on an adventure dad
>okay son, dont be a fuckwit
>dont know how i got to her place really but when i did i lost all my whiskey confidence
>sat down at a tree near her friends place and finished off the last dreks of my cup
>i left the cup at the base of the tree for the morning or the walk home and went up to the front door
>quick greetings from the friend with her in tow
>the friend leads us to her shed which is more of a granny flat made to look like a shed
>friend unlocks the the shed and goes back inside to get railed by her 25 yo bf
>close the door behind us and just start making out
>she tasted like vokda and rasberry had a love child with chewing gum
>slowly undress her and play around with her tits
>we migrate to the couch and start dry humping
>i take off my shirt and take off her panties
>eat her out for about 5-10 minutes
>finger her for a few more
>make eye contact with her for the first time that night pretty much and ask her if she's ready
>she nods
>i put on my condom and slowly slide in
>she grabs my back with her claw out as hers arches
>slowly fuck her missionary for god knows how long
Cont

History: Had knowledge of 'sex' since 5, don't remember how, possible blacked out memory, no shreds no drama, doesn't fuck with my life, no fucks given.

Was 6 with neighbor girl of same age, she had a perverted older brother 9, who told her things. Been playing perverted games for over a year with her, sliding between her legs to look at panties. Coming up with various ways to do that, not very creative at 6. Strip Where's Waldo. Finally get convince by older brother to have us play 'house'. Fingered first girl at 6, didn't care, 6, selfish little shit, was bored, probably sucked. She got hurt, likely her hymen, don't remember. Brother calms her down. We play at being Mommy and Daddy. Brother watches, touches himself. I'm not really getting anything out of naked hugging and stabbing at her belly with my dick. Know it is suppose to go inside, remember where I put finger. Started fucking for the first time.

Being 6 pre puberty no refractory period. Get a 'orgasm' that is just like a small pleasure plateau. Don't have to stop, can keep building to the next 'pleasure plateau'. Still nothing like a orgasm feels when grown, but better than anything I knew at time. Built to 7 'plateaus' before she became kind of groggy and numb and unresponsive, only giggled occasionally. Never cared enough to ask her how she felt being that young, 6, selfish. Becomes our new favorite game. No intensity, not like sex now, was given the same care as wanting to play checkers. Felt good but no drive to do unless bored and alone. Mostly played other games. Apparently now I should be horribly scarred and emotionally compromised, guess I never got that memo.

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

Same, was she the same age as you?

What?

>be me; 17
>all my friends allready got laid and had to lie to them that i got laid
>that was rly pissing me off so I decided I rly had to ge laid asap
>i played some chess, yeah judge me, I don't give a fuck
>find a cool girl who digged me for some fucked up reason at a chess camp
> go to her place to fix her laptop, basically she doesn't know what disk defragment is -.-
>start toucking, she doesn't allow it :(
>luckily her laptop wasn't defragmented in like forever so i had plenty of time
>try again, do an epicly log makeout/tuckihg session, still no sex
>an hour and a half passes, getting frustrated, so I just kind of jump her lol
>start touching her pussy and scratching her back
>kissed her neck, took off her panties, fucked her with all my might
>didn't last for verry long, but dont rly care, had sex

yup, lost my v card on a chess camp, top that Sup Forumsastards :P

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face

>be 15 years old
>on school trip to a fucking zoo
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh god it smells so fucking bad
>stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy shit my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here

>be 14
>2002
at a House party, "during the day"
drinking a 40 oz of Old english ( which was the style at the time )

>one of the girls at the party Blew a Guy off a Phone Chat service called GrapeVine for all the booze and smokes

anyways long story short .. i fucked the Fattest girl there .. and as i was fucking .. they all Bust into the Room and laughed ...Ruining everything

I didnt Cum (couldnt get it back up after) ... but i still call it my Loose virginity story

>Loose

>15 and working a shit fast food job
>20 something cute chubby is always flirting with me
>offers a ride home in her Datsun 260Z. Make out session ensued.
> hands are all over her massive tits and she's clawing around my dick
>car is too small so we go to shitty hotel on Camp Bowie. She pays for room and has me waiting in the room while she returns the key.
>fuck long and hard. She is soaking wet and gives me hickes all over my neck and chest
>only one condom but it broke whole I was inside her. Kept going filling her with loads
>finally spent she drove me home. Tries to kiss me goodnight but dad was standing in the door waiting.
>he knew exactly why I was late and told me congrats, I hope she's not pregnant

>cute
>chubby

choose ONE option

>12
>sister's friend stayed the night
>she was 14, ginger, butterface, but huge tits
>everybody asleep
>i go to toilet for piss
>she walks in, says sorry, walks out
>she's waiting outside for toilet
>I walk out, she walks in
>wait until I hear her pissing, and go back in
>she just laughs and carries on pissing
>she finishes and we go in to my room
>start kissing, end up fucking
>turn light on when finished and blood all over my bed
>get mad and tell her to get out
>turn mattress over and go to sleep
>completely ignore her the next day
>never see her again

...

> which was the style at the time

> 17
> pity fucked by female friend
> extensive research prepared me for this
> tfw she said 'no way you were a virgin' afterwards

>thinking fat girls are attractive

found the american

chubby doesn't mean fat though, enjoy the (you)

>we get into a rhythm and its amazing
>whiskey dick is doing work for a first timer
>when i finally run out of breath i ask her if she wants to swap
>she looks a little confused so i help her on top as i lay back down on the mildly damp couch
>she slowly starts bouncing and getting into it
>cant stand it and flip her back over, ive got red in my eyes at this stage
>some reason i fall out of sync and start going soft
>whiskey dick?
>realisation im fucking a 5/10 and all my friends are going to find out?
>who can say
>so i do what any man would in my situation
>put out a little and wank myslef to almost climax telling her im just adjusting the condom
>she knows whats going on i think
>i put my cock back in before i blow and pound away until i finally cum
>she looks a little releaved and im fucking puffed
>she doesnt say much afterwards
>i can barely stand let alone walk home so i end up crashing next to her upstairs
>uncomfortable silence lasts about 2 minutes before i pass out
>i guess i snored loud af or she didnt want to wake up next to me bc she was gone in the morning
>i wake up in some shed ive been in one other time, still drunk, fearful of running into one of her friends family
>my phone died and i can tatse a mix of whiskey and rasberry which drove me mad last night but this morning made me want to die
>i run out of her friends shed and surrounding property, snagging my trusty cup on the way out
>stumbled home and slept off my hangover all sunday
>my friends found out a few weeks later and roasted the shit out of me, they are all virgins bar two
>they added her to the group messgae they were roasting me in

long story short she doesnt really talk to me anymore and my first time was rather average tbh

This is probably what drives my chubby fetish to this day. After I got divorced I sent two years fucking every fat slam pig I could find. Went well over 100 and never used condoms

19 btw

First "sex"

>be 7
>2 cousins are at our house
>both male
>we play with our sister
>somehow the idea comes up that we should fuck
>we do it
>my two cousins and i fuck my sister one after another
>it was very strange
>never talked about it again

First sex with ejacaluation:

>be 17, close to 18
>whenever i was "in love" with a girl she wasn't interested in me
>not interested in the girls who want me
>random weekend
>we sit at a friends house and drin
>one girl is also there
>know her for 2 years or something like that
>never considered her attractive
>has enormous tits, like F
>get drunk and get really horny
>i know she digs me
>even drunken she is not attractive
>it's getting dark, so we decide to hit the bars
>make a little d-tour with her to my home
>we both know what is about to be next
>have sex
>her tits are literally hanging down to the bed
>notsexyatall.jpg
>come in zero time
>be nervous as fuck and instantly call a friend to talk some weird shit
>atmosphere is strange
>we decide to catch up with our friends
>had sex with her again, 2 times
>she never came
>i always regretted it

i could have lost my viriginity to 2 different girls, who were really attractive. but i always spaghettid the shit out of the opportunity

here is my special:

>be 16
>be in drama group in school
>really hot girl is also there
>we like each other, talk a lot
>not the girl of my dreams, but still i want her
>never make a move
>one day we are sitting at a bar with some other guys
>it's 11
>she wants to leave
>whatthefuckiswrongwithyou.jpg
>tells me she doesn't want to go alone
>her house is like 3 minutes away from the bar
>well i don't give a shit
>we have fun on our short walk
>stand in front of her door
>talk another 2 minutes
>finally i say "i will go back to the bar"
>she says "if you want you can come in"
>"no thanks"
>start to walk away
>within 1 second i realize what enormous error i just made
>don't have the balls to turn around and say "he, actually i want to be with you"

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user.
How hard did you kick yourself afterwards?

>no thanks

fuck sake user

>19yo
>met a girl on csgo through a friend
>looks gr8, solid 8
>skinny, about 100 pounds and 5,2ft
>she lives about 200km away
>i start talking with her through wsapp
>she doesnt give me that much attention
>since i was so lonely i didnt care, that bit of attention was nice
>throughout the time she starts opening up more with me
>she starts says she wanna come meet me bla bla, she really likes me, im always there for her
>3 months of much talking and finally my self esteem tells me she loosing interest
>she dont answer nicely no more
>meh whatever i'll keep trying till she doesn't want me no more
>after pressuring her into making a decision(talking with me or stop talking for good), she says her ex hurt her a lot and she dont know if she can love again bla bla
>wtf girl, who said i wantd u to love
>not gonna lie i was pretty attached to this girl, but not to that point
>she regains interest
>says she gonna buy train ticket and gonna come see me
>ofc i tought she was lying
>days pass she calls me she is nearby and shares location on fb
>nofuckingway.jpg
>i pick her up in my car and we go to my place
>parents aren't there
>we start talking, was a bit awkward at first
>watch movie we cuddle a bit
>yea eventually we go to my bedroom and it happens
>was my first time, not hers i think
>she said she was on the pill so i came inside her
>not gonna lie it was pretty good for the first time
>still talk to her everyday and gonna see her in a week

i don't remember. but i was always socially awkward and full of self loathing, so it was spike, but nothing unfamiliar. i just remember that i got shit-faced afterwards, but then again, i did that every weekend.

awe that's so sweet

But was she pure? Pure girls don't orgasm.

the technical first time was horrible, the first time where it actually went well was amazing.

>be 21
>be dating gf for a week
>shes been coming over pretty regularly
>we make out a lot but no clothes come off
>saturday night comes and were doing the usual
>she starts to hint at wanting to go further
>have 2 condoms sitting on my desk my friend gave me when we were away (like any of us on that trip were going to get laid)
>break both in the process of trying to get ready
>shes naked laying on her back, probably dry as hell
>try to go down on her, gag, have no idea what I'm doing
>shes fine but again, I don't know what I'm doing and forget to breathe
>lose my boner
>spend what feels like 20 minutes trying to jerk off in front of her on my knees on the bed to get it back
>try to shove a soft dick in her again this time without a condom because she tells me shes on the pill (after all that fussing with a condom)
>can't find the proper way to stick it in
>we both end up giving up
>feel more humiliated than I have ever felt
>she tells me its really not a big deal and we'll try again another time
>fast forward about a month and a few more failed attempts
>shes stays the night
>wake up in the morning with wood
>start to fool around with her
>stick it in
>the stars align
>my dick has never been harder
>shes moaning, seems genuine
>thrust until my stomach cramps
>at a race between having to piss and finishing
>blow a hot fat load right up in her
>roll off the bed, b line for the bathroom
>have my victory piss
>we're still dating

never lost it
and I'm 49
and kissless virgin

doing gods work wise old wizard

22, sadly I will never be a wizard now.

>be 15
>cute redhead in our circle of friends is newly single
>she invites me over to hang out
>i come over, things are chill
>tells me she wants to draw me (she's an artist)
>tells me these will be nude poses
>OK.jpg
>get undressed, sit on the bed
>she sketches me for like 10 seconds then makes a forced yawn
>"think i'll take a nap" she says, and lies down beside me
>all aboard to pound town
>lasted blew my load upon entry, but stayed hard and kept fucking
>we showered, then did it again
>about a week later, she got back with her ex

Wonder what she's up to these days...

>15
>last days of school so pretty much bullshit
>watching videos in class with the other kids that didn't just skip school
>saw a girl with a very nice ass
>said if I ever had the chance i'd try to fuck
>she rides my bus
>take her home and use an extremely tiny condom because it was my first time and I didn't know better
>fuck her from 8 am to 3 pm and don't cum because my dick is being choked to death
>get grounded the entire summer because I fucked something

there are details in there like flirting and shit but i'm lazy

Sorry to hear that, user.

I hope that you'll have a happy life, despite everything.

Femanon here.

>I was 18
>Just graduated from high school
>I had never even been kissed
>Was really good friends with these 2 best friends
>In love with Guy #1
>#1 has a girlfriend
>Some guy sent me nudes, ask #1 for help to send some back
>#1 comes over and we make out
>#1 stops because he's super hard and wants sex but knows I like him
>#1 does not want to take my virginity
>Go to #1's party the next day but but #1 is too busy with girlfriend so I leave for another party
>Take #2 up on his offer on being my ride and he goes with me to the other party
>Hella buzzed now and tell #2 to take me back to #1's party
>#1's girlfriend is gone but has a couple of friends there so he ignores me
>As I'm leaving, #1 follows me and tells #2 to give him a minute alone with me
>We're outside and he has me against the front door
>He's about to kiss me
>But his dad opens the door and I awkwardly bump my ass on his dad
>I very quickly tell them bye and leave with #2
>Still horny
>Tell #2 to take me back to his house to hang out
>We're laying on his bed together and start watching season 7 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>I give him a kiss
>#2 rolls on top of me and starts making out with me
>He grabs my hand and tells me to rub his dick
>I close my eyes and pretend it's #1
>Maybe #1 will fuck me now if I'm not a virgin
>I unzip his pants and instinctly suck his dick
>#2 rolls on top of me again and opens my legs
>#2 tries to put in the head
>Holy shit does it hurt
>I tell him to stop and give me a moment
>#2 finally sticks it in
>I'm in tears so he doesn't do any thrusts
>He's inside me and we're just awkwardly looking at each other with It's Always Sunny playing in the background
>I tell him to go ahead and fuck me
>2 minutes in and my mom call my phone
>I tell #2 to take me home
>Later on I text #1 that I lost my virginity
>His response was "K"

>20
>to my girlfriend whom I still date
>went flaccid because of anxiety after a few thrusts
This happened a few times, yet I suddenly got good after a few tries. Made her pass out, once.

It was her first time too.

Holy shit if this is real, you are retarted.

And people say femanons can't be social failures.

guessing your mom was the one doing the grounding

If you wanna redo your virginity i'm down

You would think but no, it was my father that grounded me

what a cockblock

I really am tbh. I'm 22 now and have never been on a date or had a boyfriend. I spent about 2 years going back and forth with both of them and ruined my friendships with them. Then I was celibate for a year. Then I had one FWB in the fall, he had a girlfriend so it wasn't going to end well. Then I had another FWB this past spring that I ended up liking a lot but then he met a girl that was actually compatible with him. So, I've spent this summer fucking whomever.

clean hookers are the best.

> got drunk
> woke up to some friends that came out of the closet that day and were penetrating my shithole
> now awoken, still drunk and enjoying
> mfw i found im gay and couldnt sit for the rest of the day

...

>people say femanons can't be social failures.

women are perpetual social failures who get by solely on the pussy pass

most women are bland and uninteresting when separated from their legion of "friends"

>another FWB
>I've spent this summer fucking whomever.

case in point

women don't need to do anything but open their legs

Rest In Peace

>be 24
>lazy shut in
>get job as a jail officer
>rotating 12-hour shifts and excruciating boredom leave me stressed
>jackin' off just isn't gonna cut it
>find out about backpage
>find a nice lookin' white bbw escort
>trying to gauge how lame I might feel if I pay to lose my virginity
>I talk myself into giving her a call
>get to her hotel room
>even sexier in person
>gives my a short lap dance on the edge of her bed. She's grinding that huge booty in my lap
>not quite diamonds but I'm having fun.
>she blows me for a bit
>when I'm hard she's asks how I want her
>tell her doggy
>get behind that ass
>stick it in
>feels real good!
>fuck for about five minutes before I cum
>chit-chat and a hug goodbye
>Go home knowing things could've been much worse.

I'm now "addicted" to fucking escorts.

>be 23
>haven't been on a single date in my life
>never even held hands with a girl
>call an escort agency
>they send out a girl who is like 5' tall, a cups, reeks of smoke but is really hot
>I light a bunch of candles before she gets there to set the mood
>she asks right off the bat if i'm a virgin
>after a wave of shame, i say yes
>she upsells me to like 350 dollars from the original 150 dollar rate
>fucks me for about 4 minutes until I cum
>immediately runs to the shower
>tells me "next time we need to work on you lasting longer"
>she removed herself from the website the next day and i never saw her post again
>tfw you make a hooker quit her job by being so bad at sex

My girlfriend who was a virgin never orgasmd. See.

14
>got me a girlfriend
>drunk vodka in her grandparents sauna
>fuck (aka stick it in and weirdly hump 'til we slump)

You need to meet different people and stop watching too many Youtube videos.

Have you ever tried building a relationship with a properly single and a compitable person or is this your fetish?

Or maybe, just maybe, you have a tiny dick.

You try opening your legs some time, it's fun

since you are lieing and it were only 2 minutes thats still pretty good.

I came after about 2 strokes of the girl being n top, 25 at the time with my first girlfriend

My dick is 17cm. She just doesn't like sex because it brings her pain amd awakens her insecurities lol

no i timed it, it was a full 4 minutes. I had jacked off 3 times before calling her, for the record. If I had tried it with a full load i guarantee I wouldn't have lasted more than 30 seconds.

I'm pretty sure it's self esteem issue and I feel like I'm undeserving of somebody's love so I go for people that aren't emotionally available or doesn't have similiar interests as me so I can be okay with them not liking me or vise versa.


I have no what happened with my last FWB, we had like nothing in common but I liked being with him, I blame cuddling.