Whats the best way to bully disgusting normies?
I usually mix cement, urine, shit and cows blood to get nice and smelly mixture and pour it in mailboxes etc. I also roll heavy steel balls in my apartment at nights from 1am to 4am so normie shit bags cant sleep and are tired at mornings.
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What is wrong with you?
When its winter i sneak out at nights and put wet newspapers to car windshields. Its a nice little frozen surprise when my tired neighbours are trying to go to work at morning.
Continue breathing you autistic fuck.
i dont like normies
> I also roll heavy steel balls in my apartment at nights from 1am to 4am so normie shit bags cant sleep and are tired at mornings.
That's the funniest thing I've ever read
You should try it. Its a very relaxing hobby. I sleep like a baby after a good three hour ball rolling exercise. If you get tired at rolling balls you can also buy a few concrete blocks and practise drilling and using other power tools. At nights of course fot the maximum amusement.
You should write a book.
Im also planning to buy an old exercise cycle. A really old one so it makes all kinds of annoying squeaking noises.
Well done you are a real American hero
thank you kind sir
No you don't. Dumbass.
Often, I reply to their posts in Sup Forums. It's nothing personal, OP.
shut up normie scum. I can make over seven hundred different annoying sounds to keep you wake at nights. And thats just with my bare hands.
Actually, you know what, you're cool. Just look at that shirt. SUGOI!
Couldn't you just make the squeaking noises yourself?
Catering business would be a dream come true for a dedicated hikky avenger. All those possibilities.
What are normies?
In fact i have practised many ways to make weird noises with my body. For example I spent many hours to practise clapping with just only one hand. That way i can can clap twice as fast as normal person could. You can watch youtube tutorials to learn that important skill. Its alsso useful if you visit concerts.
Those normal people. Who have GFs, families and go to work and stupid shit like that
Yeah, nothing shows gratitude for a great performance like some autist rapidly clap flapping their hands, putting to shame all the "regular" clappers in the audience. Bra vo.
I knew you would understand
I love you.
>Future "Local shut-in found dead surrounded by jars of own feces and urine" candidate detected.
Protip: your computer should NOT be your best friend.
My neighbour had a dog so i bought a few dog whistles and a vacuum cleaner that you can set to blow air. I think you can imagine what happened.
Endless barking day and night.
One of my greatest designs. Sadly that dog owner moved away, dont know why.
What a bell end you are, either that you your larping from mommys basement.
Im sorry theres no chance that you havent been smacked by your neighbours yet if its true.
Itll be hilarious when your evicted and the homeless are talking the piss outta you with their little jokes.
>stealing your teeth, shoes and anal virginity while you sleep.
>by jars of own feces, urine, AND semen
seconded
Thank god i live in a country where its almost impossible to end up homeless.
My neighbours propably dont know that i am the one that keeps making all those noises. At least once a month a make a note where i blame other residents for making noises and take those notes to noticeboard at downstairs. Now those normies arent sure who is the real hikikomori avenger.
That's gonna be a bitch to get outta the carpet
That guy was a great hikikomori avenger. Even when dead he makes normie cleaning ladys life miserable with those smelly stains and shit.
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>troll.me
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No you don't, lmao.
You spend your nights masurbating to furry porn and watching anime in your mother's basement. Get a job and some friends, OP. You pathetic fuck.
Your aspirations are so infantile that it shouldn't even warrant sharing with anyone. Causing minor inheritances is an ineffectual way to strike fear into living corpses. I pity you
I would love to see what you look like.
So people not like you I'm assuming
What do you do again? Roll steel balls around your room for 3hrs at a time?
Fuck normies, right? Boy you're really leasing the revolution here
Normies need to pay. One way or another. Normies have destroyed everything i once loved including imageboards and entire internet. They have made my life miserable so i must make their lives miserable.
Im not fat if you wonder that. No time to eat.
Na, don't care if you're fat or not
I'm wondering if you shower enough, clip your nails, shave, or even if you put on deodorant every day
Timestamp needed if you're gonna prove otherwise
People who hates "normies" all comes from jealousy and bitterness.
I tend to freeze plates of urine in the freezer. Then I slide them into their mail boxes where they melt. Fucking normies drowning in my pee.
I'm a normie. I'm on "your" imageboard. What the fuck are you gonna do?
SPUURDDOOO SPÄRÄRÄÄDDYYYY XDDDD EBIUINN MEMMEM
American doesnt care if one is of healthy weight. What a surprise.
My motivation was very different. My motivation was to be the best. To be the greatest hikky avenger alive, as I always have been.
Hikky avenger protips to torture normies:
>hit radiators with spoons at night to make noise
>put superglue in door locks in expensive cars
>break eggs into the exhaust vents of freezers in grocery stores
Im gonna move same house you live in. Im gonna make so much noise and bang radiators ten hours a day with my hammer. Mark my fucking words.
get fuk'd normie :D
how about I drop frozen piss plate right down your mailbox
E/b/in! :DD YLISboard is here to overtake Nelichan, spurdo sprälälä
>Tomaattimurska-Robin :D
postaan eeppiseen :D
I like to re-settle my furniture during nights.
And op, stop forcing this autistic finland meme
SELLING COMMErCIAL SPACE :DDD
There is a legendary story of an accidental hikky avenger.
>neighbors complain that they hear drilling every morning from somewhere
>you are wondering where the drilling comes from
>next morning you are putting frozen berries into the blender again in order to make a smoothie, as you always do
>you stare at the blender
Give >This :D or twisty testicles :D
Tsek em :D
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Its a meme only to disgusting normie casuals. They dont know that real hikky avengers exist. They are always awake, watching you, watching every dirty normie step you make. Hatred grows every day.
The radiator banging and night ball rolling will start when you dont expect it.
Doing the Gods work son.
Also:
>2017
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
OP you have permission to be the general of the dank army.
give gold account plz
another favorite of mine is to make revengecubes
take some very runny feces and put them in a ice cube tray and in a freezer
places where you can use them include, slipping them into the food in cafeterias, inside car ventilation vents etc
I love to rollerblade from my computer to fridge and back all night, because it makes alot of noice and I'm up all night anyway so its convenient too.
Hyvä lanka :D
I'm still new to to hikky avenger business but I like to only shower and use bathroom during nigh time. I'm also only using tap shoes in my apartment at all times.
OP whats your first move on the normies base?
Very practical idea now when its summer. You can walk around with cool bag full of those wrath cubes and when normies are looking another direction, slip those cubes to their drinks. Then just sit back and enjoy those revolting normies vomiting and dying from poisoning caused your bacteria infested feces.
Fucking beautiful indeed.
When I was young (3-5yrs) I had a habit of running around the wall separating the kitchen and the living room before going to use the toilet. This "onion turn" was a daily habit when I had to go. One time I was dressing up and suddenly I felt the need to poop. I started running towards the toilet, obviously not there directly... I shouted as loud as I possibly could "ONION TUUUUUUURN" and ran naked trough the kitchen and living room. When I had done the whole onion turn, I was right infront of the toilet. There was a wide end of the wall infront of me and on my side of it there was a mighty big mirror, all the way from the floor to the roof. Right by this mirror my closer muscles failed me and I shat a huge load at the mirror, considering what a small person I was and all. My parents got quite mad at me. Also this shit case was the last onion turn.
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when I go to the grocery store, I usually hide meat and icecream in places with no refrigeration
must be pretty annoying to clean that rotting mess away
This is now a ebin spördö finmeme thread :DDDD
yes, brings a smile to my face
you could also smear it on railings and door handles
How would you want to be in your youth, if you could decide? This for me:
Nickname: "Proff.". Hair commed neatly but in a semicool style. Blouse hanging out of my straight pants. I would sit around by the skate park and make people think that I can skate but I just cant be bothered, shouting out loud comments like "Nice Ripster, you almost made a 360, go on!"
At the D's I would order a coffee, black, and follow people's conversations. Every now and then I would throw around some wannabe-fitting comments and people would be like "hmm I never thought of that before!"
Chicks would think of me as personal and slightly mysterious.
You should freeze the piss on a plate. But then slide under other apartment doors. Puddle of piss for them in the morning.
you can also slide the icy piss through the mail
Shoutings :D
First time here in years and its very sad to see that normies and summerfags has finally invaded /b.
I knew this would happen when I saw more and more humourless people, like you posting here.
I'm off. back to finnish imageboard, enjoy you'r reddit v2, americunts
One of my greatest designs was to attach spoons, forks etc. to an angle grinder with a few inch long cord. The sound it made spinning thousands revs a minute and banging those spoons agains radiator was mind blowing.
Once i left that kind of noise machine on and went to visit my parents for a week. When i came back to my apartment i found out my lock and angle grinder had been broken. I had to move away, but it was still worth it
That story reminds me of my school days.
I was walking in the woods with my class and as we walked by a electricity station our teacher said out loud with a poker face:
"and that there is a transducer"
In reality it was a standard disconnector where they separate the 110 kilovolt output to a ground cable. I laughed out loud when the teacher "promoted" a disconnector to a transducer station.
Ah I remember what it was like to be 14.
Don't worry OP, you'll eventually cave in to societal pressure like the rest of your faggot ancestors and join the rat race someday too
Just regular everyday stuff such as:
>piss plates in mailbox
>at nights rub hangover shit in neighbors doors
>pee in elevator and sometimes also shit
>gas shit stinking spray in neighbors apartments
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I am so sorry you had to see this, not all of us are like this.
it was a kc tire
It was an edgy 14-year-old who literally looked up "the most evil nazi evar!!1!" and bragged about shit he never did.
I think I can recover
Bands like Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene are true satanic black metal. You can listen to your pop music if you want to, but you understand nothing about true Hitleric Nazi Black metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off from the scene. Black metal is Real music, which is not meant for animals like you, but for real Satanic Misanthropes who don't care about clowns like you. Black metal is the music of the elite and you don't understand it. None of you understand True Satanism. You are ridiculous toddlers. Our worldview is based on wotanic hitlerism, on a personal level Satanistic individualism, on a collective level hitleric fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it's pointless to dream to understand a wotanistic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, because you are intellectually on the level of worms. You cannot reach the level of elitistic Satanism, so why do you even dream about it. Satanism and Black metal are for the elite. For true misanthropes.
>Whats the best way to bully disgusting normies?
dks2 is shit
fallout new vegas is shit
mission accomplished
Fucking newfag normie.
if that helps you sleep at night
This is now a woodcock thread. Every post after this one has to talk about woodcocks. The woodcock mode can only be reversed by posting "have mercy, woodcock". However, this post has to be doubles. If you don't get doubles, a woodcock song will suffice. However, it has to be in audio format.
Oh i almost forgot. This one isnt as brutal as most avenging tips in this thread, but pretty annoying still. You need some capital to make this happen at its fullest.
>buy a few good speakers and a subwoofer (very low hz is the best)
>play anime songs (like cirnos perfect math class) all day every day on repeat 150db
Many normies cant stand anime songs.
>finding normie :D
Pretty easily triggered for the dark lord of Sup Forums kek
5/5 if true
what did he mean by this?
What kind of people fucking still use Sup Forums in 2017 holy shit?
top meme'd good sire :D
does the picture you posted describe the way you deal with knowing? alcohol might dull the taste of shit but it won't make it go away
i used to piss on public transport
shit in next doors letter box
send gore to the neighbor hood watch houses which i was part of the commity was hilarious to see them bring up Someones putting pictures of mutated penis in my mail
used to screw nails into my neighbors car tires
and watch him try drive to work
as well as various other little stunts ow the good times least now i like my Neighbors coz i live in the bush and they are over 500 meters away