Best Euro Cuisine

>Best Euro Cuisine
1. Italian
2. German
3. Greece
4. Spain
5. Netherlands

Meme counties like France and England need not apply

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>arabic not #1

I'd put Greece on #1, otherwise it is correct

How is germany 2nd german food is just kebabs and prayer matts

>le ebin Sup Forums meme XD

Flammkuchen is god-tier

>inb4 Portugal posts eggs

Where's Poland

Nothing like kielbasa pierogies

>Tomato sauce with shitty noodles
>"Cuisine"

Greece is just meat with garlic most of the time. 3rd place is deserved

1. Italian
2. German
3. Greece
4. Polish
5. Spain

>Tomato sauce with shitty noodles

Your fucking meatball pasta is a disgrace and doesn´t count as food. You have obviously never been in Italy

>no Poland.

if you have germany you have to have poland.

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>german """""cuisine"""""

kill yourself

>countries not bordering the mediterranean
>cuisine

lel

what do they even eat in the neverlands

Ahmeds semen

ur mum lol

I'm sorry, Burgerman, BUT YOU AHVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER EATEN A LITTLE FRENCH GIRL!

Or grilled Sardines

Or cod, you stupid motherfucker

Or A FUCKING PIGLET!

fries with mayo on them

disgusting

> mfw yuropoors think any of the food they have posted is even half as good as a decent burger.

>this thread

>amerishoots have never had pickled piggy smackers

Only black people eat pickled pig here. They eat pig feet

Get some real food, Danish food!

This. A good burger is hard to eat.

Absolutly Haram

>Germany second
wtf m8

>gernan
>spanish
>>>>>netherlands
Have you ever even been to any of these countries to try the food?

I seen them do it, man, they fucking drown them in that shit.

garbage ranking


1. Italian
2. Spanish
3. French
4. Greek
5. Middle European
6. Balkan
7. British
8. Northern European

Why don't you lads rate German food? All of it goes well with beer

>DUDE SAUSAGE LMAO

literally burger tier

>5. Netherlands

>go to the US
>buy a pack of """"""noodles"""""""
>common bread weath

i was about to fucking barf

I'm sorry we don't put kangaroo cum on our food.

>burger
also German btw

Hamburgers are yet another food named after a German city with an "er" added on as a suffix. We perfected the hamburger. It is 100% American.

Nigga we import your pasta, best selling shit at my local stores is Garofalo

EUROPEAN SHITPOSTER POWER RANKING
1. Romania
2. Germany
3. Portugal
4. Austria
5. Finland

9000. Everyone else

90001. Spain

1. french
2. italian
3. portuguese
4. greek
5. scandanavian
9999999999999999999999. german

Terrible list
Why is greek food so overrated? The put resin in wine and overcook every piece of meat they get their hands on.

try again when your country becomes relevant to others

Based germany

i have never once seen a quality shitpost from germans, portuguese or australian posters
spain, finland and romania are the only correct ones on this list

Netherlands is notorious for terrible food. Op you are an idiot. The wiki of dutch cuisine is as empty as your blackbook of chicks you fucked.

Swiss watches are world famous Hansel.

>israel
>cuisine
Matzo ball soup is like eating cardboard.

If Dutch cuisine is non-existent as you propose with your second statement, how can it have a reputation as being terrible?

Even as a dutchman myself i'd say our food is shit except a few meals. Our snackgame is toptier though.

Watches are literally irrelevant

Sup

They are famous for their oven-baked goods

España number 1

Why don't Europeans put ice in their drinks? Do they enjoy lukewarm beverages?

What?

Swatch can't sell for shit anymore

Balkan cuisine is great but they don't have 30 million immigrants everywhere so nobody knows about it

>Germany
>Netherlands
Stick to your trans fats you fat fuck

>Do they enjoy lukewarm beverages?
I do and I hate ice cold beverages

Real traveller here that's been everywhere in Europe and is completely unbiased. This is the top 5

1. French
2. Spanish
3. Balkan
4. Italian
5. Greek

This

I'm legit surprised someone know his shit here.
I'm not saying we should be #1 but spanish food is massively underrated and italian is the other way around. Good job user

nah bullshit
Spanish and Balkan are good and all but they don't have half the variety Italian or french cousine have

>they don't have slave
Man you guys are missing out. You get absolutely smashed with a great variety of food that just keeps on coming.

Thanks for the shoutout senpai

This slava is based and cevapi and pita are GOAT food.

>dutch cuisine 5, literally stamppot

> le southern european meme cuisine

you low test betas cant handle northern european food

Lol, almost nobody in Sweden eats that shit either. Stop LARPing

you're welcome to come and get wasted any time user

>itallian
>anything but shit

I have also been everywhere in Europe and had a bigger sample size than you probably, no offense

so the real list:

1. French
2. Italian
3. Spanish

POWER GAP

4. Greek
5. Balkan

GAP

6. The rest of Europe

POWER GAP

7. British

our mayo is completely different from the american mayo though. it also tastes better

KEK

Portuguese food is a mediocre version of Spanish food Alberto

There is no arguing about matters of taste

So let's compare what is comparable

How big is your wikipedia page ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_cuisine

>Dude pasta+tomatoe sauce+ cheese lmao
>Claming variety

I love this country but outside of lardy shitty foods we don't really have anything to offer.

Dutch fast food is pretty good

Is British food being shit the one thing all of us can agree on?

this is true but it's also the only good food we have

They have at least some decent cheese

Unlike burgerland.

>France
>meme country
The only arguably better nation when it comes to food is Spain.
French food is undeniably the GOAT.

>he's never had any based Wisconsin cheeses

Britain literally only decent cheddar cheese ergo your cuisine is shit

>They have at least some decent cheese
>That flag
You forgot your proxy

This is not cuisine, it's plain cooked fish

>you
>having a clue

>Says the guy that says that spanish food has little variety.

>implying I'm that guy
No mediterranean country has little variety in food, you should know that

Stilton is a good blue cheese

Unless your country has a different cheese for every day of the year you cannot seriously talk about cheese

>not just eating steak and potatoes

Germany produces the second most cheese in the world
What are you on about?

>finland that low

Yes and they all taste like cardboard.

wtf I love the netherlands now

Someone must have forgotten to turn on the oven.

>be American
>have so less culture that you have to brag about something others do
It's just like when the English tell Argentina how we kicked their ass in 1990, 2006, 2010 and 2014...

>Do you even cheese motherfucker?

>power rankings
>bragging

>Germany that high
>Spain that low
I know this site is obsessed with wanting to felate Germans but no; unless you're counting doner kebabs or Turkish food as German in which case I'll let it slide

These