Head transplant

He'll be fine

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>russian ethics

He tried to warn you.

>thesun.co.uk

gtfo with these shitty sensational tabloids

Looking forward to this.

>neets every are picking out new bodies..

>the sun

ewe

This is really old. RT reported on this last year.

>thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7147862/Head-transplant-ops-will-work-say-experts-but-the-side-effects-could-be-the-worst-form-of-insanity-ever-experienced-by-a-human.html

If he's volunteering to do so, what's there to lose? Sure, he may die and go crazy, but regardless if it works or not they can study the body/head and make advancements in this area of science.

If I was confined to a wheelchair all of my life, I would kill myself. But looking in the long run, if this surgery turned out to be a success, yay, the dude can walk. If it turned out to be a failure, study the dead body to further advance science.

Science will do what science wants, at least it's going through the appropriate legal channels.

i really wish we could have another war nazi germany style
push fucking science with no regard for human life
the potential good that could be done with the suffering of just a few

Everyone wants this. As long as it's not them being experimented on. So there you go.

Of course we would experiment on shitskins, real humans would have nothing to worry about.

If you don't experiment on whites, how will we know our bodies will have the same reaction?

I'd willingly give my self for horrible science it the likely hood something good would come if was high enough. Also, that they'd put a plaque on my grave saying I had a huge penis.

>head transplant

that's pretty fucking metal.

Just wait for the upcoming Europeam Civil War, you'll have loads of shitskins and lefties to experiment on.

Oh shit this is real? I honestly thought it was promotion for The Phantom Pain.

Bullshit. If that was true you'd volunteer right now. Don't lie to me and yourself. You don't want to be experimented on, no matter what the gain for the human race would be.

oh that's the only possible side effect? the worst form of insanity every experienced by a human?

sure sign me up

who's to say I haven't

Did you guys see that article about the secret world scientist meeting where they discussed making synethic human genes?

We're all fucked.

>After surgery, Valery will be kept in a medically-induced coma for three to four weeks while doctors stimulate his spinal cord nerves to reconnect and start functioning.
>stimulate his spinal cord nerves to reconnect and start functioning.

Where is the Nobel prize for medicine.

So if this goes forward, how much will you have to pay to get a ripped body and a big dick?

You think the clowns who talk to the SUN know what they're talking about? Jesus.

after the surgery and recuperation he should move to Holland.

...

Shit actually works.

Tis not bs. This is happening.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3029376/Russian-volunteer-head-transplant-operation-Valery-Spiridonov-says-no-choice-undergo-7-5million-procedure-controversial-Italian-surgeon-Dr-Sergio-Canavero.html

This fucking insanity worse than death bullshit.
If it comes to that they can just follow the clause that says to stop life support and he dies.

>the sun is shit
>post dailymail

I was just having nightmares thinking about this shit in bed last night.
But it's something that should be done. This is how we advance in science and medicine. Plus, whether it works or not, the research gained from this could help save other people's lives.

No post it plz

>Cooling it to 12 degrees Celsius.
That's not how you spell warming.

I recommend you read about the unit 731, it will definitely change your mind about being science's guinea pig.

If he wants to do it, why not let him try if the science looks good enough that there's a chance? It's not against his will.

I honestly don't consider this degeneracy.

Finally I can be 6'4 wish me luck brudders

That's one way to get a head in life.

If this eventually means a near flawless, no suicidal thought transition is possible with unlimited options for face/body type via genetic engineering and stem cell fuckery, would Sup Forums finally become the little girl?

I shoulda seen that one coming.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/292306.php

Nice start. Transplanting heads of the most part of the russian population seems like the only way to fix this country.

Just so you guys know, the majority of applicants for this procedure were men who wanted to be transplanted onto a woman's body.

But it's totally not mental illness guys.

You've been in a coma for quite some time now.

I agree with the leaf

There's no way my fucking brain is going to fit, Jethuth Kwythe how horrifying. Why oh why couldn't I have been a manlet?

But yes, if I had the chance to start over as a child with my current memories and personality intact, a new lifespan, etc. I'd love to do so.

...holy shit

So where does the source body come from?

What was the purpose of this again?

>tfw not even head transplants can fix my ugly fucking face

I've done some work with my university's neurology & neuroscience department, I don't buy that he'll go insane. The brain is highly plastic and incredibly adaptive. In the blind it can shunt somatic or audio processing into the visual cortex almost seamlessly. It can be retrained to identify the incredibly crude and shitty nervous impulses provided by cochlear implants as coherent sounds. It might take a serious rehab effort, and he might not end up with complete functionality, but if he doesn't die there's a decent chance it'll work.

PHRENOLOGY THREAD

Post info about the idea that physical traits are directly linked to behavior.

Animal heraldry begot human heraldry in the empires of old. Some people have culturally appropriated the wisdom learned from a millenia of these human experiments.

In genetics there are two catagories of data, genotype (genetic code) and phenotype (physical traits exhibited). Rules of thumb about hybrid vigor and offspring percentages were similar for all mammals... including humans.

Inbreeding was deemed negative after extensive testing, yet is still practiced by several inbred supremacist ethnic cults.

When the phenotype of an organism is observed and its appearance is related to its behavior, this is called phrenology (or facio-cranial sciences if you want to recatagorize and over catagorize a topic so as to stigmatize it into a small specialist role, but along with neurosciece, phrenology will investigate the concept of mental behavioral links compared to brain structure).

Many call phrenology psuedo science but phrenology is being resurrected publically, now. Israel already uses phrenology in both negative and positive societal/cultural roles.

Israel sterilizes overbreeding Ethiopean semites practicing judaism and deports Filipino maids who become pregnant in their country with half breeds. Israeli officials have commented these efforts were to prevent a "watering down of the blood" by undesirable ethnicities... which seems more like an ethnocracy than a democracy or religious state.

Some trait linked roles are long standing like the shuning of the red headed "bastard jews", which has now spread from the british kikes to a normalized set of gentile hating jokes, cross culturally and worldwide.

Any rabbi will tell you the goal of judaism is worldwide cultural conversion, and what a culture it is, you should read up on what you will be fully subsumed by so you stop being such a goy (tribe/cow) shiksa (insect).

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>tfw perfect face but balding and weird body
We're on Sup Forums, m8, there is a reason we're so frustrated and full of hate towards others.

Very likely the surgery will be a failure.

There are so many variables that the subject will probably die on the operating table. The surgery probably won't happen either because of this.

Have a face transplant as well then.

Mengele got bored.

Says you, getting Sup Forumsarized was a way to free me of being taught that whites are bad mmmkay

>But surgeons believe the opinion-dividing procedure could cause Valery to go insane or die.

Well, his current life is worse than death so what's the problem?

That guy in the shirt looks like a legit mad villain.

I just hope we'll get chapter 3 after that.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lots of people say their current life is worse than death but i assume they have not tried both yet to make that full comparison.

Once again Karl Pilkington proven right about everything, Gervais knows nothing.

Holy fuck

I hope they document this propwrly and don't jew us out of the info USSR style.

Kojima stole his likeness and put him in their game

This doctor is a quack.
He has been a quack and will remain a quack.
He can do all the crazy animal experiments he wants, yet has he made progress in animal head transplants? No. Kind of expected if you ever want to see human head transplants.

Don't you remember before release of MGS5 when this guy was theorised to be in the game? The transplant theory was YUGE.

weird, that

>implying neets won't be selling their bodies and living in glass jars in their mums basement.

>there are a lot worse things than death
??? There is nothing bad in death ether

you think he browses Sup Forums?

could they give him a womans body?

My thoughts exactly. He seems overly confident. The only experiment was done on a monkey and it died 8 days later.

But if I were the poor guy bound to a wheelchair for my entire life, I would try anything before killing myself. Hope it goes well though.

This is absolute bullshit im a medical student and it is IMPOSSIBLE to reconect the spinal cord and especialy not if the body comes from someone else, it is however possible to induce nerve growth but the connections will be completly messed up, the other reconstructions are in theory possible though

Why not just put it on a robot body?
or Also brain attached to the internet when?

>im a medical student
So you know it all.

I swear med students are the most pompous tards I've met.

yeah after 5 years of study I know somethings and this is not possible.
Why do you think som many people end up in rollchairs after the slightest traume to the spinal cord if it was so easy?

I really hate this shit. How will we ever progress becoming more advanced humans if we dont find out with experimenting on other humans? We could have been decades ahead in the medical field, bio engineering, and countless others if faggots did not bitch and moan about "muh morals"

This could prove much more beneficial to humanity in the long run but no, we are stuck in the fucking middle ages tinkering with progressively dated techniques.

Jesus

there is some progress in rats or something

>This is absolute bullshit im a medical student and it is IMPOSSIBLE

Well dumbfuck, there apparently are at least 150 surgeons, doctors and nurses who'd be willing to take a bet on that.

This guy gets it

Yeah sure and more than 99% who call them idiots and completly nuts

Yup. How dare they try & pass remarks to influence our psychotic thinking? They're Doctors, not psychiatrists afterall. Tards, all of 'em.

I wonder if the day ever arrives when you realize you are exactly like the stuck up farts who yelled about Einstein's theory not being possible because muh Newton. There are probably countless of other examples of people rejecting progress because of muh study literature.
Chance is this realization will never come to you because your probably some algerian evolutionary dead end.

What are you trying to say here anglo?

>The potentially ground-breaking treatment was performed on a monkey in 1970. The animal only lived for eight days after the body rejected the new head, leaving the monkey unable to breath and move.
>unable to breath
>breath

I'm not normally a grammar nazi but that shit pisses me off

Remind me, what great medicinal breakthroughs did Nazi Germany provide humanity?

>Why do you think som many people end up in rollchairs after the slightest traume to the spinal cord

Because they weren't treated with macrophage therapies to suppress myelin levels quickly enough. In a controlled environment, such as the one implied by this procedure, it's entirely possible to promote axon regrowth.

Wait.. Didn't the monkey that got an ewxperimental head transplant die after they could not reconnect the brain properly with the center nerve system?
How was this insane thing allowed?

I hope that one day they will be able to do brain transplants cause sure as hell you need one kaas kop

How to remove cancer from society. Unfortunately the patient died after only a few years.

I'll take your attempt at deflection through "humour" as confirmation of my suspicions. Thanks, stormweenie.

>you were born in a time where you can be free of this manlet body

You're all fucked. I'm going to kidnap some Hafthor Bjornson looking motherfucker and get this Russian doctor to graft my melon on.

I will be a LIVING GOD.
Maybe while he's at it, he can stitch on Ron Jeremy's cock... Hell throw John Holmes on there too. Now to decide, do I want side by side or over under?

Gassing is efficient but it needs to be supported by healthy transport infrastructure.

The discovery that human skin can be used in a variety of home decor applications. And masturbation machines.

Wew lad, did I touch a nerve there? Filthy regressive.

There was a Polish guy I read about who was stabbed in the spine and paralysed. The cut was very clean and stem cells (i think) were used to heal the wound. He's now able to walk again anyway.

I imagine it must be slightly more complicated the further up the spine you go, however.

Seems it's this guy:
bbc.co.uk/news/health-29645760

Yes indeed thats what i stated it is possible to promote axone regrowth, but can you imagagine how many axons there are in your spinal cord?
You can retablish connection of a nerve but it has to be guided and be a terminal section.
Not to mention that the body is from someone else and there are anatomical differencies and as slight a thy are you are guaranteed to end up with a major fuck up.

Not true, the first experiment was a dog head placed onto the body of another dog, which still had its original head. The dog survived a while and thrived, but was eventually put down.

Russia has been at this for awhile.

The man wants it, plus, it will benefit to science. Sure, this surgery is likely to fail, but after hundreds of failures, doctors will, perhaps, accumulate enough knowledge to make these opperations correctly.