Anybody still go on omegle?

Anybody still go on omegle?

yes

ok good thread

include me in the screenshot

seen some shit there. wouldn't recommend it

95/100 times it's just bots. The other 5 times it's the same 2 people. It's a dead site.

>we did it

like what?

you dont wanna know

embarrassed to admit i go on there 3-4 times a week. Sometimes i go hours with no luck other times i have awesome experiences with hot bitches.

there is a key "interest" to access pizza

trips of tres
thanks bru

I convinced someone to make the bleach and ammonia crystals when that was a thing. No idea if they did it or not but I like to think that they did.

im dan?

I never know what to put in the interests

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It always seems like you see the same people over and over even though the counter says something like 20 thousand i dont think theres relly that many

please guys, post some of your omegle wins

go on?

I'm working on a chat now. It's meh at best but I'll post it when I drive the person away.

This.

Depends what you want to see...

why are you fucks always so god damn mysterious? just tell me what to put

Fake and gay

I've got a female nigger on the hook.

bump

I think there should be an interest to find other anons

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Anyone got some omegle wins?

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bump

Then let's type something like /qwerty/ in the interests and see if we can find each other.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Kiq me at Man_Bean for cock
You: man bean
You: like a bean but a man
You: a manly bean
You: anyways
You: wanna fight me
You: im ripped
Stranger: I'm sure u r
You: we can wrestle too if you want
You: heres a riddle
You: one two buckle my shoe
You: what comes next?
Stranger: 3 4 knock at my door
Stranger: Lol
You: ...
You: okay heres a harder one
You: that one was just warmup
Stranger: Hmmm
You: i chinese i play joke
You: what comes next?
Stranger: Boring
You: wrong
You: its "i put peepee in your coke
You: dipshit
You: you couldnt even solve that riddle
You: i can solve riddles AND bench 600 pounds
Stranger: I couldn't be ass
Stranger: I'm sure u can
You: yeah watch ill do it right now
You: boom
You: get fucked skinny
Stranger: Please do
You: no i meant you
You: youre skinny
Stranger: And?
You: and ill fuck your dad dude you cant solve riddles to save your dad from getting fucked dude
Stranger: Do u fuck with your tiny cock?
Stranger: He's dead lol
You: id die to if i had a SKINNY son
Stranger: Are I on steroids?
Stranger: U**
You: you stink dude you cant even solve riddles smh
Stranger: Why don't u show me that your a real man
Stranger: And fuck my ass lol
You: yeah ill fuck you too dude ill fuck you with one hand and solve a riddle with the other come at me man

(part 1)

Stranger: U fucking bb or safe lol
You: dude i dont even know what you just said to me just then
Stranger: Is ur cock big enough to see in your pipes
You: this is another riddle isnt it
Stranger: U fuck bareback or safe
You: safe dude what the fuck is wrong with you
Stranger: I was askin u lol
Stranger: U bi?
Stranger: Bisexual
You: yeah bro ill bi-lingual when it comes to solving multiple puzzles at once get fucked scrawny
Stranger: I'm asking u too fuck me
Stranger: Lol
You: im asking you to solve an incredibly simple riddle before you get the johnson dude
You: heres the riddle
Stranger: U got kik
You: what is gay and has a dead dad and cant solve riddles
Stranger: Me
Stranger: Lol
You: ...
You: that one was to oeasy
Stranger: Kik?
You: ill kik you into the upper atmosphere dude try solving riddles on the moon
Stranger: So can I ride it now?
Stranger: U said if I solved a simple riddle u would
You: yes dude just try to ride me your skinny boipussy couldnt even fit around my dick
You: i work out the mind and body with riddles come at me
Stranger: I've had bigger cocks
Stranger: U have kik
You: dude stop saying kik before i kik you off the face of this earth
You: i have kik
Stranger: Please do
You: every day is leg day dude just like every day is riddle day
Stranger: I'm really turn on by ur domaint tone
You: yeah thats right dude you better be
You: who do you think gives the riddler his riddles
You: me
You: thats fucking right get fucked you puny fucking skeleton dude
Stranger: I'm trying too but u won't give in
You: you look like the crypt keeper dude youll give into my massive member
Stranger: I would my master
Stranger: So can I ride it now?
You: exactly, how much do you weight?? like probably 3 pounds dude your dick probably is like 50% of that weight you twig
Stranger: 80kg
You: the other 50% should be devoted to brain power but obviously that isnt the case since you couldnt solve those puzzles

(part 2)

Stranger: Let me show u on Kik
Stranger: U gunna cum on my face
You: dude ill fucking kik you all the way to china youll be seeing the curvature of the earth dude just like your dad when i kiked him
Stranger: That's fine as long ur cock is in my ass
You: yeah ill cum and maybe you can absorb some of my brain power so you can solve a ssimple riddle
You: dude my cock could tickle your brain if you had one
Stranger: I'm sure but if u don't try I will never know
Stranger: Make sure u clean ur dick cheese of 1st
You: cheese is delicious what the heck are you talking about i keep cheese in my refrigerator not my dick you sea sponge
You: eat cheese and get those gains like me you squid
Stranger: I'm talking about unclean cock
You: dude my cock is so clean i clean that shit daily. wake up, solve a riddle, clean my dick, eat some cheese thats my morning routine
Stranger: Don't forget ur steroids
Stranger: I'm so turn on
You: no its all cheese man i wont let a single steroid touch this beautiful brain of mine, only punks who cant get gains use steroids like you
Stranger: I'm happy with my body
Stranger: So u gunna Kik me and seed my ass
You: dude you weigh like .5 pounds i could fuck you but youd just tear in half you paper weight
You: ill seed your ass and watch your total mass shoot up by 150% gaywad
Stranger: That fine by me
You: heres my last riddle
Stranger: Please daddy make me ur bitch
You: why did the chicken cross the road
Stranger: To get fucked
You: to get fucked by ME you punk ass bitch, ill see you on the moon skinny
You have disconnected.

(part 3)

>You: dude stop saying kik before i kik you off the face of this earth

lol

Eh, you tried.

if they told you then the tag would fill up with faggots like you and everyone lurking. It's how omegle tags work - it's for things like "woodworking" because you want both partners to care about woodworking.
but if you're a clown looking for a brony, and you put "brony," you get other people looking for bronies, not just bronies

(for example purposes only. do not look for bronies. do not talk to bronies. if you inadvertently come into contact with a brony, please drink yourself into a stupor so you can forget).

Anyone find anyone interesting?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Any females wanna watch me cum live on Skyp? Add jre215
Stranger: hi
You: whats good nigga
Stranger: i'm white
You: whats good cracker
Stranger: everything's good
You: damn bro thats sick
Stranger: girl
You: bro how many times you gonna correct me
You: you a nigga
Stranger: girl
You: you a bro
Stranger: i'm white
Stranger: and i'm a girl
You: bro who cares
You: you a bro online
Stranger: no i'm not
You: nigga imma slap yo black ass
Stranger: i'm a WHITE GIRL. I HAVE THE UGGS AND LEGGINGS TO PROVE IT
You: bro no hood nigga wears uggs and leggings whats wrong with you
You: smh you aint even hard

(1/2)

Stranger: no i'm soft
Stranger: i cry
Stranger: a lot
You: imma respect your life choices though cause im tight with whatever
Stranger: i'm a lady
You: bro i thought you were a girl
Stranger: a sweet girl who lives in georgia and rides horses
Stranger: i'm not a good nigga
Stranger: hood*
You: i love some horses bro you playin with my heart strings
Stranger: good
You: my daddy taught me how to ride a horse before he got shot that was my last memory with him
You: he was a dick tho so its cool
Stranger: lol my dad died too
You: damn its like we the same nigga
You: you sure youre not me
You: ?
Stranger: i'm sure
Stranger: my dad died from a disease not a shot
You: you tight bro i thought you was lame at first but you chill
You: so you like minecraft
Stranger: no dude i
Stranger: am
Stranger: a
Stranger: girl
You: bro i keep telling you i dont care all im tryna do is play some minecraft with some like-minded individuals
Stranger: i don't play mind craft
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: minecraft*
You: im 28 bro we can play some runescape if you want
Stranger has disconnected.

(2/2)

Top kek

so true.....you faggots only have to lurk moar

>You: im 28 bro we can play some runescape if you want
>Stranger has disconnected.

tfw you start realizing you've gotten old

You both like cats.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: hows it going
You: going well, hbu?
Stranger: same here. what brings you here stranger
You: cats
You: and cat related discussion
Stranger: lol fair enough
Stranger: you have any cats?
You: Yeah, I have an orange tabby names peanut
You: you?
Stranger: i have four cats lol
You: What kind?
Stranger: three tabbies and a uh..black one lol
You: Do you keep it separate from the others?
Stranger: no lol why
You: I mean, like mix with like.
Stranger: what lmao
You: I'm just saying that it's better to keep em separate. Like people.

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sorry i messed up the order.

Fresh

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The Omegle algorithm sucks. It keeps reconnecting me to the person I just disconnected with. And ofc they're all bots.

Saw a thread a few weeks ago where OP sent anons to be Dan on a site like omegle but I can not remember the name of the site, some lulz were had

Do you have any pics from the site?

Nope unfortunately not

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last time i remember doing this was sometime last year. we put all our interests as tumblr, steven universe, anime, etc and every conversation opened with, "hi im dan whats your name?" eventually the only people on those tags were named dan because the tumblr users got fed up but it was fun while it lasted

I know this is probably asking a lot, but would the site be in your browser history?

I only watched the lulz unfold from other anons screenshots, same method as describes were used, less bots and as usual anons ended up trolling each other. Definitely not Omegle though

Probably a small chance, but half a year ago a friend of mine and his gf got tricked on omegle.
They are around 25 from minnesota, someone on here probably did it?

How did they get tricked?

I bet that's a fucking fake account, or a catfish probably.

they thought they were talking to a girl and after half an hour of talk he was fingering his gf which the other half recorded so he could then blackmail them on skype

lol
I wish I knew about that.

You have to go onto spy mode to avoid bots. Its the only bit left usable. And even then it tales time to find anything decent cus the disconnect rate is high.

I keep posting from time to time because based on the fucked up shit she had to do and the signs she had to hold up and stuff this must be someone off Sup Forums

i went on there about a week ago and got banned for telling some fucker that no one wanted to help him cum

i go on there all the time and jerk my big cock and occasionally sluts help me chum

I still get bots depending on what your searching. Music is mostly bots, and so it chat. Advice doesn't have as many bots

Sad thing is that I bet Omegle allows bots to fluff up their usage stats

Most likely, but I've still gotten real tit pics. Like on snapchat. I still talk and get nudes from some of the girls

I'm not interested in nudes I just want to cause someone to have an existential crisis.

Fucking hell man.

Seriously 0% sarcasm. Ooen your wrist with you moms bulls straight razor faggot

some of those girls you probably could, I mean I wouldn't approve of it but usually girls that go on are either sluts (even if they pretend not to be), or damaged.

True, it's just not my thing to get to know someone to the point of having them on snapchat, getting nudes, etc. I might start thinking of them as people and that would take the fun out of it.

See that's the fun of it though. Like I love talking to people, but I also love how people don't really talk about what they're really thinking. Like I think it's hotter when you know them and they want you to treat them like just a pussy. Because regardless of personality, everyone (except weirdos) gets horny and likes sex. And majority of women like being submissive and are.

To each his own.

can't argue there.