Get it off your chest

>get it off your chest
if there's something that you have been wanting to say or holding something back post it here

I am depressed and I should get help

there are only 2 genders

We're get depressed when we become so inwardly focused. Once we look at life from outside ourselves, it gets to be so much better.

Protip: depression is a made up disease. Do better

I'm going to kill myself tonight, no joke

I masturbate to Blake Lively on a daily basis

When I was 14, I came in a condom and drank it because I believed it would taste nice like the pretty women in the porn movie said.

Send me ur steam account or any other digital accounts/valuables. I swear I won't tarnish your good name, just pillage them for my own monetary gain

I can't seem to lose weight even though I eat less than 2000 calories in fruits, veggies, and meat a day, while burning close to 500 in a few hours of walking. What the fuck, Sup Forums? I know its been a week, but should something fucking change?

Don't waste it. Sell all you have, go to some shit tier coke-country and overdose while fucking atleast three hookers

Women that hyper sexualize themselves then get mad when you objectify them are shit teir humans.

I'm to retarded to kill myself.

honesty will go a long way with us.

>the two suicide posts end in 79
>mfw

Lol, youll never see results in a week. Personally, I know to expect about 2 weeks between when I start working out and when I should start seeing results. And at 2weeks, the results are very minimal. You might not even notice the difference for months.

A week is not enough. rule of thumb is 8000 kcal to loose 1kg of bodyfat. stay at your calorierate so you don't go into hungermetabolism and keep it up with the sports

Thank you

I would, but I don't have any valuable stuff, sorry

I could help you

You are losing weight, stick to it pussy, there's no way your body is defying the laws of thermodynamics.

I don't like Medium Rare or any kind of Rare

FUCK YOU
God it feels good

I want to fuck my friends girlfriend to Oblivion and back.

I'm in love with her and it breaks my heart. I fucked her life up, was unfaithful, and chased her away. I know I'll live but I spend every minute missing her. She was everything I needed and I'd everything I want.

Alright, not gonna try to be a savior faggot, but interested in why you're an heroing

Reply to thus message or jour mother will die in her sleep

how shit, 8000kcal is about 9.2 kilowatts

guards will be watching

What happens if she's already dead?

she will come back to life and suck your cock then die when you come

rip my mom

I'm just tired, I guess

You know what? I get it.

All of my 'friends' and family abandoning me lately, etching me out of their lives...I know why now. They're all used to the 'village idiot' they enjoyed from me while we were growing up, but now that I'm an adult and more educated/not jumping off the walls about Nintendo all the time, they don't know how to respond other than total abandonment. I've become 'too real' for them, while at the same time remaining true to the hobbies and interests I've spent my whole life loving, avoiding being warped and shaped by the pressures of adulthood like marriage and child-rearing.

Fine then. I won't give up. I'll continue being me and strengthen what I've built an identity around. It's a shame they'll all miss this come-up, but I'm going to push as hard as I can now to achieve whatever I set my mind to. Fuck the haters and nay-sayers.

Donald Trump is a great president.

Go to sleep...

I've had a thing with this girl for the summer. She's cool as fuck and super hot. We basically are just friends with benefits but I really like her, and I'm fairly certain she likes me. But she's moving to another state at the end of summer because she's transferring to a different college. Her new roommate is a dude. I'm so sad she's leaving. I can feel our summer fling thing ending and every day I feel like I wanna die a little bit more. I think I could love this girl, but both of us just got out of long bad relationships and also fuck a long distance thing. I'm so sad.

I love pretty girl butts, but they must be attractive and well shaped.

I tried to commit suicide by benzos two months ago. I was really depressed and dealing with alot. No longer depressed but no longer find any enjoyment in life. Have 2 young kids and it would devastate them but I really would rather just get on with it. I mean, at the end of the day what's the point?

Nintendo generally makes better exclusives than anyone else in the gaming industry.

You in WI by chance?

It takes time. Hit the gym and turn that mass into muscle. 2-3 hrs a day will do it. Gotta stay determined tho and don't slack.

Agreed, and they're consistent without bogging down the customer(s) with expensive DLC.

I've been talking to this girl for a month now and I've been a paranoid, upset little cunt for the majority of it and I don't think she's interested in me because I've fucked it up. It's not often that girls come across for me because I'm a depressed fat neet that needs to get his life in order.

I think I'm a gross fuck so if you were to see me compared to her you'd think I'm lucky. I don't know what kind of signals I'm even getting from her anymore and I'm not sure what to do.

seems good idea

Know the feeling. Just went through the same thing user. I didn't cheat or anything. Trust issues/mental fall out from a divorce coupled with job fucking me over on hours led to problems with self image which I took out on her. Became a huge asshole. I'm better now but kicking myself for losing her.

Might even have a cool lucid dream.

Close haha. MN.

Glad you're here to relate, user

Yeah, hope so

hey i havent abandoned you, i love you

At least you've been talking to a real girl. Legit the only girls I've tried becoming romantic with were online. I need to get fucking laid so I'm not such a slave to the vagina god damn.

I find Middle Eastern women especially attractive.

Every Kardashian is shit teir

Don't worry, user. I promise it gets better. Just be patient and keep yourself occupied. It's the only way I made it through. Still not completely over her but she's a cunt now so that helps alot.

i am a functioning alcoholic with a family but still an alcoholic. i can't go without beer for more than 16 hours or i start getting shaky. been lying to myself for the last 3 years that im not that bad but here i am. 3pm and i work in 7 hours haven't slept and im 6pk deep. strong beer too. also i know im full on hebo and want to act on it but i cant.

Kurds r cool

No one 'loves' anyone, we just survive.

im dealing with too much than you can handle tho mentally but im getting better i just need as much time as i can get even tho im running out it seems but soon i promise i will come to you, i love you so much, i will never abandon you

my computer is fixed so this helps

I actually dreamed I was volunteer-fighting in Kurdistan last night.

thanks for the words of encouragement.

anything else I can do to maximize weight loss?

THERE IS SHIT. UNDER MY FLOOR.

I'm incredibly ready

Try to taper when you have money to do so, definitely reduce though. I should talk, often have a four hour break before.

whos jour?

seeI'm not even mad or sad though; I'm just fed up with everyone's BS and fake people.

Just stick to the program. Eat healthy and enough, do sports The fat didn't come over night and it won't go over night.

>functional
why stop? just maintain a comfortable lifestyle, besides, some studies say that some alcohol is good for you

I'm insecure about the size of my penis and I'm a virgin

ya i usually just start drinking then keep going until i sleep. i've been reading about tapering and trying to just do that instead of drinking steady. i'm going to give it a shot

I have been talking to this girl for a little while now and she's fucking perfect. She likes memes, CS:GO, metal, that sort of thing. And i can also have a serious conversation with as well. As you can tell she's perfect for someone as low as me. But I don't know how to tell her that I want to be more than friends, or even if I should tell her

Functional can still be pretty shit.

Yard hoi!

i am sorry if i seem fake sometimes but i want you to know that my love comes from a place deep within me spiritually and it overwhelms my consicious mind with something from heaven when i feel it, its there whether i acknowledge it or not but im filled with regret when i dont, i never want it to leave, i cant even describe it so sorry if this sounds strange

Me as well.

>Been with gf 4.5 years (known her 20)
>Supported her through 3 years of uni
>Supported her when she was looking for a job
>Buy house together
>Encouraged her to follow her dreams and do something she's wanted her whole life
>She now feels suffocated by me after living together for 5 months.
>Wants space
>Give her space, no contact, nothings changing.

Don't know how to fix it.

Considering suiciding, not because of sadness or depression, but because everything I've been working towards the last 4 years has been to build a future together and now its all going to shit.

There's a lot more detail, but that sums it up. Don't need advice or sympathies, just wanted to get it off my chest.

If anything, suggest suicide methods, might as well go out in style.

How many years?

If you want a relationship then tell her. You have no choice. If you don't, it will eat at you and eventually you'll be so deep in the friend-zone that you'll suffocate.

If you don't mind being friends, then just stay that way. You don't need to date the girl if you actually just want a good friend.

i love you, faggot. now shut up and post some dank memes

Thanks m8, i am a fucking pussy, but i'll do it, go big or go home

>if this sounds strange
YES IT SOUNDS STRANGE, who are you?

>

Seems like the dumbest thing to kill yourself over. I understand that you've invested into this person and you clearly care a lot about her, but dude get a fucking life. She doesn't actually owe you a thing and you don't owe her anything either.

I hope everything works out for you dude!

>if married
>get insurance on her
>wait 6 months
>kill wife
>collect and move to brazil or some shit teir country and live like a kind

if not married
>sell everything
>move to shit tier country
>live like kind

as much as this sounds like a lolpost, im 100% serious

thanks Sup Forumsro i know those studies don't apply to what i'm doing but i get what you're saying

Very glad we broke up. The more time progresses the more I realise she really is a crazy cunt. Bitch got mad when I mentioned she gained weight after mentioning it herself, bitch got mad during her period, bitch got mad I wasn't a fucking cuck feminist, bitch couldn't even take a fucking joke.
Worst of all she'd gotten the fucking nerve to say dick didn't taste nice so no sucking. Still wanted to get her hairy stinkhole eaten out. Fucking bitch.

Still wanted me to treat her like my sub slave.

At least I know feminists now.

Is she an Internet 'girlfriend'?

about 4 now

You are what you practice. Make bold moves and guess what? You're no longer a pussy.

traps arnt gay

please dont ever doubt my love, its one of the only things i want to hold onto in this life

Use MyFitnessPal, get a scale for food and a scale for you, it's much easier to eat calories (and not eat calories) than it is to burn them

Yeah, but she's legit, we play CS:GO and she uses the mic to shout shit

Says she likes me, i like her. find out she's lesbian and in a 4 month relationship.

And not girlfriend, but I'll make my move

would be honored to call your gf a fat cunt on CS:GO

Mind you she's a 4/10, very intelligent but an ego bigger than a Congolese horse's dick.
Like a 9/10 could maybe get away with pulling this shit, but a 4/10 should be happy she was even getting some.

Please do m8, I love watching salt go by on CS:GO. But she's actually a skinny cunt

i love you too bae, thank you for wanting to know me ;)

Same here user, it's disgusting

I just can't get laid. I want to get laid but every time things go well with a girl and it almost seems imminent, I suddenly don't want to any longer. My mind goes blank. I recite my ABC's (autist-beta-cringe) and later distance myself from her from the shame of it.

Tried dating, never fell in love
Tried an online hookup sites, only met one girl ever and I did what I mentioned above
Tried craigslist to meet women, me versus literally a thousand other guys per day. Pointless.
Think all escort services and prostitutes are police traps

will I survive from a fall from the 9th floor? counting each floor is 3 meters height