Robot Wars/Dragon's Den thread

As you well know, Robot Wars actually finished last week with Apollo being crowned champions.

However, BattleBots is on Spike TV on Freeview/Sky at 8pm so we might as well take the piss out of our fat American friends.

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Battlebots finished last thursday, bro. Chomp won.

Some nobody TV channel here has bought the rights. Probably deliberately showing it after RW finished.

>Battlebots

>this "analysis"

Holy fuck just get on with it

kill yourself

Dragons den is always the same shit
>someone comes with business idea
>looks like a good product and they like it
>they forget numbers and important details about their own business
>they don't like it anymore
How can you watch the same trash every week? These idiots don't even understand their own businesses.

>that girl with the ladybird robot

Didn't they come over here for Robot Wars Extreme and get BTFO?

>8.27pm
>The second three minute battle has only just begun

>I'm not some 35yo male
She might as well have said that she's not a STRAIGHT WHITE FUCKING MALE.
It's clear her father has done nothing but encourage her, and that big dyke (her mum?) she's with has radicalized her.
Fuck feminism and fuck human stupidity.

>bot watching Guy Martin's Speed

*not

Hey it's the Razor guys. Will they choke in this as well?

>Robot sponsored by:

Yanks are funny as fuck

PLEASE BUY HEINZ PLEEEEEEEASE
FUCKING PLEEEEEEEASE
LOOOOK HOW FUCKING FUN AND HIP AND COOL IT IS
FUCKING PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE
YOU CAN LEARN IT TOO! ALL YOU NEED IS A CAN SO YOU TOO CAN FEEL LIKE A STREET NIGGER MUSICIAN, BECAUSE BEING NIGGISH AND POOR IS HIP AMONG DA YOOOOOOOUTH
BUY HEINZ FUCKING BEANS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE [poiler];_;

>being this mad over an advert
how autistic are you?

I think it's British instinct to naturally dislike being advertised at or sold something

Fucking meme singing baby adverts and shit, fuck off phone networks.

anyone actually watching dragons' den?

I am

>200k

Better than the literal cuckoldry of the Rubicon adverts.

Did he just say £200k for 2%?

just started. what's this guy selling?

>200k for 2%

the absolute madman

Some shit parking app

> it's a bm/wf couple advert

>that freeview ad, where both of the kids are pasty white, despite having a black Dad
>one of them is even a redhead

what did 'they' mean by this

Rubicon is delicious though.

Has anything well-known (not necessarily good) actually come out of Dragons' Den?

that black guy's sauce thing

Levi roots

Levi Roots Reggae Reggae sauces

Reggae Reggae Sauce is the only one.

Bedlam Cube.

Doesn't excuse the advert. I don't see why it was necessary for the spring water bottles to be married.

The absolute madman.

Marxman standard hole marking tool

Finally an idea that's actually good

wtf is he doing?

Dragons BTFO

m-muh percentage

peter looks pretty shaken tbqh

>That awful fitting suit

Just started watching on iplayer, get hype for nail systems

>no chemicals in it bruv

U wot mate?

Imagine being mugged off that hard.

faggot exposed by deborah

>2000 likes on facebook
>be well gel

Kek

>b-but the nail experts told me it is

>muh experts

Pakistani about to be blown out

>Giving Deborah the paperwork

Roach burial incoming

Rekt

M U S T A F A H
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the fuck does well gel mean

here we go

Very jealous

>The-the laboratory

Its the name of the product and also 'well jealous'

>Trusting some chinks to make something natural

B T F O

Yeah, it's probably got lead in it

nail polish is like petrol

r-right?

>everythings got a flash point

>It's not toxic on the nail

They have to go back.

TRIGGERED

bad publicity is also publicity haha right?

>separate taps

Fuck off Euros

They're not wrong.

YOU JUST KNOW

Polish plumber and a German engineer.

Classic stereotypes.

Wait, americans only have one tap? Lol you fucking scrubs

This is why I voted Leave. Fucking JFs need to learn to 2tap.

It's just a British thing.

It's looked like a toy

What's the point of 2 taps? are you going to need cold and hot water at the same time?

>sarah will never leave a tap in your Christmas stocking

Yes?

then put both taps on

I'd hold her hand if you know what i mean

> it's a tablet holder episode

I'd put my hand in her G-hold

so instead of using one hand to hold the tablet normally

you still hold it in one hand, just slightly differently

okay

Inb4 Touker takes 25% of the business for £75k

Shes losing it

Wtf I want that tap add on, what was it called?

Blew it

Wouldn't that tray thing have the same problems as a tray without a weird handle? If something on the tray scoots over to the side and fucks up the balance, you're probably going to drop the thing either way.

Exactly what i thought

Peter going in hard.

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you can move country if you're considering getting one though

I'd stick that holder on the bottom of my fleshlight.

Nah Englands the best country ever we just have dumb taps.

Dey Touker.

>showing children your cool toilet
Bit fucking weird

I bet this bloke watched a load of kids pissing

have you flushed the toilet today user?

What a shite idea