Do any of you other anons almost never take a shower?

Do any of you other anons almost never take a shower?

Personally, I have been taking a shower about once per week at most for months now. It's disgusting, but I never really leave home, so I don't care.

I know there is a stereotype of all anons being basement dwellers that never bathe, but I'm just wondering if anyone else actually does this.

You're disgusting, kill yourself

I'll consider that.

>bumping with porn

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I haven't bathed in amonth, haven't brushed my teeth for a solid year

OP here... How can you tolerate it? Why do you do this?

posting some other butts

I was just 2 weeks with out one, felt like shit but no regrets.

I wash my hair every couple days but truth is i simply dont smell so i have a full shower once a week if that

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OP lacks basic human functionality and is most likely an autist

OP here. Autism isn't a real thing.

femanon here, fuck off for timestamp etc..
Just confirming it from my species. going on 9days
same pjs not changed for a soild month.
bedsheets unchanged for 7mths
and teeth unbrushed in many years, really can't remember.

Depression, bi-polar, aspergers and BPD is my excuse and I'm sticking with it

kek

Post a pic of your butt, though. For the thread.

Meh. Can't be bothered. Depressed, actually. Have schizoid personality disorder. Planning my suicide in two weeks. Also, I eat food I find on the street or in garbage cans. Don't care anymore

I shower daily. Like really, get your shit together

Ah, don't kill yourself, m8. That's not a good plan for anybody. Also why do you have to eat out of bins? Don't you have some neetbux from that disorder?

not bathing for a month, yeha I get that
not brushing your teeth? Man that's fucked up

I shower only when I need to, that is when I get dirty or after a good workout so sometimes once a week and sometimes every day of the week depending on situation. Nobody has complained yet not even the wife.

neetbux

>fucking lol

show us your teeth

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No neetbux. Don't mind eating from garbage, because people through out a lot of food that is still good.
Maybe. For me it's usually th other way around

What is this shit-tier porn?

Have a shower and clean up for fucks sake, what's wrong with you people.

that would require movement and effort.

Can't be bothered. They're not bad though

showered three times today kek

It's for a good cause.

I scavange from the supermarket bins. One day I got 3 whole hams. it was winter and they were skrink wrapped.

I always had fresh flowers and felt like a princess
Another day from a charity shop bin I got and xbox360, kinex and like 30games.

I shower once a week probably, but I have very little oil in my sweat and it doesnt smell. I'm around people constantly and have been in situations where other people are called out for not showering and im not. Even when closely smelled. I think its largely diet and genetics.

>quads
>word of the lord

I don't shower that often
I'm not a big fat fatty so I don't smell bad
I don't know why people are so afraid of the human body
If it wants to stink, let it

>have been in situations where other people are called out for not showering and im not. Even when closely smelled

what sort of situations are these?

Unless it's someone else who stinks
In that case, you gotta fix that shit

tf

Someone smells pretty bad, a person smells each person to identify the source, I would usually willingly let myself be smelled after the first smell interrogation, thus reinforcing my confident non smell.

You realize the person in the picture is a tranny, right?

Pleasure yourself anally with a slegehammer

here enjoy my filithy panties. I was too lazy to make a timestamp so its an old one

enjoy le fap

where are you at that this is happening? this is not normal afaik

dear lord im sorry i asked

I'll even mail them too you.
No joke. let me know and ill give you an email or someshit

Got anymore

Yeah well fuck you and pressure to provide you with fap material.
There is so much on the fucking internet honestly why would you want mine?
Genuine question.

lick the back of your hand and smell it. How bad is it?

Because you're my filthy slut

I was just curious about what your butt looks like. Maybe you have very poor hygiene, but you still have a nice ass. Stranger things have happened.

CVK is GOD

Oldfag here. In college id only shower a few times a month. Now I shower on weekdays but not on weekends & I smell like shit now.

All my other undies are black, I aint no rookie at this
Just havent washed clothes in a long time and bought new underware instead of washing and they were out of black.
first world problems

Fucking gross lol.

Every other day at most. Showering every day can be bad for your skin and mine is really sensitive.

I actually believe you're a girl. New request for pics. do it. don't be a fag. or be a fag by helping all us fags be less faggy.

I used to shower twice daily, once depression hit I pretty much just chill in a bath as I'm too lazy to actively clean myself - just sitting in water I deem good enough. I have longer hair for a guy, and it's straight dense blond hair, so it shows grease extremely easy, so I usually only wash it when I have something that actually requires me going outside and leaving the house, mostly just when it's time to buy weed.

As for the suicide ideations, been there, planned it, realized it was retarded. I'd rather suffer through misery each day of my life on the hope of someday busting out of it or something exciting happening that makes it all worth it, than have no consciousness. Albert Camus' literature really helped me on that subject, it was actually a prescribed reading that my psychologist gave me, as it's something new in the field where they are trying literature along-side medication and therapy.

I still feel nothing, as I'm depressed. But I know there is more than just "nothing" out there, and that's what gets me through.

I realized that after I posted it, but then I thought it would be okay because it's Sup Forums.

no worries, was hoping to crush some user's dreams tonight but you're alright

My hair is very long for a guy but it's quite thick and doesn't get greasy too quickly. Washing it too often will dry it out and damage it, though.

she's going to feel very silly when she turns 24

You?

it's 2.24am here there is no way I am putting effort in for some american neck beared NEET
I owe you nothing.

fuckin love this guy. honestly smarter than musk.

post pics of your vag or dirty butthole

nothing beats the sniff of the finger after

I guess I over-produce oil then, as my scalp and hair will be noticeably greasy in just a day or two, and I have to wash my face daily or else I'll get blackheads the size of moon craters on my nose.

I'm not a neck beard or a neet. I work about ten hours a day, outside, hard labor and I'm not a neck beard. I'm good looking.

OP, I wash once a quarter. I am currently producing dick cheese under my foreskin. Please try the cheese and crackers at my house.

>European
>Doesn't bathe
Imagion my surprise

was for this---

why wait? why not now?

This is so ridiculous. Always the same words and ideas. Some brainwas talk.

kek

Could be worth trying something like dry shampoo or baby powder?

My face can get oily quickly, possibly because I use moisturiser every day due to shit skin, but my scalp doesn't for some reason.

>Thread about not bathing
>Thread full of mostly Americans

>American
>Can't spell
Imagine my surprise

Silly thing really. Wanna off myself after my mom's birthday.

I'll post you the underware, that's my final offer

1 shower every 2 weeks who cares no one smells me

>I'd rather suffer through misery each day of my life on the hope of someday busting out of it or something exciting happening that makes it all worth it, than have no consciousness.

Good luck to you, Sup Forumsro.

well that's a great birthday gift, user

Get a dog. He'll love you.

How thoughtful to wait a few months before completely crushing her.

Don't kill yourself, dickhead

Man you people are fucking rank.

Rent out a single room in this old ladys home she said no pets

Don't be so utterly fucking selfish.

Take her with you.

do it. offer accepted.

I mean if you truly believe suicide is a better option than seeking out treatment, that's on you and not me lol. I'm not going to sit here and hold your hand and try and guide you through this, you're a complete stranger on the internet who I will forget about less than five minutes after closing this thread.

There's a difference between people like me and you, although I have many of the same issues listed above, and I feel either like trash or nothing at all throughout the day, I still have responsibilities to my friends and family. I've been suicidal, I've wrote a goodbye letter, I've sat next to an open pill bottle that was just filled that week, but I didn't do it, because I'm not a selfish individual - I'm just depressed.

You on the other hand, you're depressed and also selfish.

If you aren't going to take responsibility or action for your issues, as others have and received help, that's on you. That's literally accepting the Darwin award because you cannot accept personal responsibility.

just say he's your roommate

Gross

Op if you suicide please hang yourself with a sign that say whitey crackers

>race war

Tbh i am thinking of getting one anyhow she is to old to stop me and likes me to much to kick me out

Do it outside and on a tree

Email me your info brah
[email protected]

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But I'm Eskimo.

I didn't bathe or brush my teeth during my teenage years for most days, took a shower once a month. When I got a job that changed, I started getting cleaned up, my teeth got whiter from the whitening toothpaste. I gained confidence, my acne cleared up, my hair got better, my dandruff went away, etc. The difference is amazing.

Fuck

You are right, all of you, of course. My rational side tells me the same, but that's not how I feel. I've been through treatment several times after several suicide attempts. And I'm really fucking tired and I made my decision. Also, gotta keep the genepool clean

Tfw you live in alaska and you dont see the sun for a period of time and it makes you want to kill yourself.

>many deaths from this

show us. i bet they look awful

no, my bad, i thought you were gonna post pics of the black panties w/ discharge and piss stains and girl skids.

post nudes.

Fuck off, mate. Too lazy