ITT We have a nice, civil thread until someone rolls trips and we lose our shit

ITT We have a nice, civil thread until someone rolls trips and we lose our shit

I certainly do have nothing against individuals of the African race

Why hello Op, do you prefer partners of the same sex?

Wonderful weather we're having

Adherents of the Jewish faith are fine upstanding citizens, with the best interests of society at heart.

REEEEEEEEEE

Listen man, you're embarrassing me.. please.. calm down ok? It was a risk taking you out here, don't make me regret it.

I'm calling security

Waitress, please fetch the house carer, it seems like the retard has gnawed his way through the shackles again.

jewish people are fantastic people and the most generous tippers

sure is a good day to be jewish

I have no problems with LGBT/+/COPTER people

We should respect all genders

Your opinion is valuable and should be taken seriously

Don't you love this weather?

fair day indeed sir

Illegals are welcome to come take jobs

I sure don't mind all of these refugees coming into my country.

time to fuck shit up

How do you do?

no need to be so rude friend....were all here to have a good time.

How is everyone's day been so far?

Fishes are the statistically least run over animals on this planet

...

Thoughts?

good, and how has yours been sir?

My sir, the plural of the noun ''fish'' is, well, fish. Apologize my correction as it runs through my veins

fine my friend

I like this advice.

Thank you fine sir, it has been my pleasure.

Oh, I'm very sorry sir, if it wouldn't be like 3:30am here I would have known that for sure.
Thank you very much for correcting me, I appreciate that.

time to lose our shit

I admire your hospitality.

It is also late here, I must be careful of making any noise as my dormmates are all vast asleep.

well there friend i can help you look for some if you do loose it mmmmkay

trips

Must you curse friend?

Can someone remove this infidel from this establishment.

lane calle

Pardon me, sir, but this is a family establishment. If you could keep your profanities to a minimum, it would be greatly appreciated.

would that be some modern art of sorts?

fine weather were having

I am afraid so, art these days has taken such peculiar shapes.

What do you guys think, are the top three things a gentleman should always have at hand?
For me it's:
A tissue
A lighter
A bottle opener

A mighty fine question indeed!

> #1: His handkerchief
> #2: A timepiece
> #3: A respectful and honorable demeanor

fine weather indeed

Does anyone know the statistical probability of trips? If dubs are 1/10, would trips be 1/100?

Interesting inquiry, perhaps you should ask /sci/ said inquiry for this?

I've always been a proponent of regular yellow mustard, but everyone is entitled to his or her opinion.

well there friend i say just for funzies 33.3%

I appear to have misplaced my house nigger. Have any of you fine fellows seen a darkie around here?

Lovely weather this evening gents.

A fine suggestion! Thank you for your help.

Quarterly numbers are looking good, keep up the good work every body.

my word!!
please refer to the colered as NEGROID
good day!

Empirically speaking, it appears it must be lower-bounded by 1/51

I have a spare. I'll lend you one of mine!

Unfortunately I have not seen "darkie", but will be happy to help you find it

Glad to report my country has never had a bad president.

Why yes, I saw a gent that went by Toby just this morning. He stated he'd be all the way to Charleston by the morrow.

Thank god it's Monday am I right?

Yep for sure.

Hitler did at least one thing wrong.

Reeeeplying to you fine gentle folk is an honor and a dutifully must reeeeproach any unbecoming behaviors.

Shit is fucking D A N K
AYY LMAO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello?

i will forgive you son

What brands of cigarillos have you guys already tried?
I already had a lot of different moods, Al Capone and Handelsgold.
My personal opinion is Handelsgold Cherry are one of the best cigarillos for cheap money

Individuals new to Sup Forums are not necessarily homosexual, but it is their right to be so, because there are more than two genders, and it is every American's right to have as many scoops of ice cream as he or her desires.

Who is this ghastly neanderthal?

Good sir, I must ask you to lower your tone inside this establishment.

You amusing fool! He's standing in the corner, use your flashlight!

Whoa gentlemen, reeeally close.

I only smoke the kind that poor African-American fellow mistakenly forgot to pay for. It was a sad day when he was accidentally deprived of life by that poor law enforcement officer.

I say, the digits ending your post have indeed raised my blood pressure slightly. Please show some decorum, my good friend.

I wholeheartedly agree with you! While disagreements may crop up from time to time in today's political environment, I do believe that every American can respect one another, no matter their believes, and live in peace and harmony.

I know sir

Indeed, an unfortunate situation for all involved.

Check em my good sirs.

Disregard females. Aquire currency

I am just arriving, how do you do fellow visitors of the 4th chan?

Good try fellow.

Without a doubt our political parties will find a way to lead us through these troubled times. We're all on the same side, after all!

Had a decent chuckle over this.

>>ITT: No trips, and everyone somehow behaves themselves for an entire thread.

I am sending you all regards from the washroom.

This should be fun.

Hillary ran a compelling campaign and is not guilty of any federal offenses.

Welcome, newfriend! Enjoy the civilized discussion that takes place here on this chan.

what else would you do fine sir?

Good and you my good sir?

>When the trips never happen

Women who post to Sup Forums, it is unnecessary to provide proof of your femininity. You need not provide photographic evidence of your breasts; you may stay.

i would roust any trips getter

Summer time brings the loveliest of people.

fantastic thanks for asking
and you??

hello lads

Good call sir. I agree

This thread is for civil conversation not lies

Same here fellow user.