What's that sex story you've been wanting to brag about Sup Forums?

What's that sex story you've been wanting to brag about Sup Forums?

didn't you know everyone on Sup Forums is a virgin

None I'd want to brag about.

Never fucked a prostitute though, so at least when I have sex it's not for cash.

>fucked a 7/10
>9/10
>3/10
>5/10

None of which I'm proud of particularly. All of them I was in long term relationships with, and very much regret them looking back. Wasn't worth the pussy.

only kids that had sex for the first time brag about it.

unless you just fucked 6 thai ladyboys and didn't contract a disgusting virus no one cares.

whatever at least you got to add to the body count amirite lmao
>also: i had sex once, not lying i swear

ITT: Things that never happened.

>9/10
How bad was the sex if you don't want to share that?

>Wasn't worth the pussy.

it never is.

it never will be.

I had a FFFM foursome once. Led to me and my fuck buddy not seeing each other anymore, guess she was starting to have feelings for me. She was getting eaten out by her friend and I was tapping that one while her other friend was under me licking my sack and masturbating. Came buckets into her friend.

Next questions answer: they were at her apartment getting smashed and I guess she was bragging to them. That's how it came about.

lol i had sEckS once and i made her cummed

Do have a funny story about the 7/10 though.

Me and her dated back 3-4 years ago when I was like 16-17, but never fucked or anything. Things ended really badly and I went on to hate them. They still were super into me, for some fucking reason, but I hated their guts.

Come about a year or so ago she comes up to me at a party, apologises, and then we get talking again, appearantly a friend of hers(The 3/10 ex of mine) put her up to it after saying some things about me, which... I can confirm her friend said that stuff. However, IDK for sure if thats the reason 7/10 was a cunt near the end of our relationship. But anyway we get talking at this gathering/party thing and they break down crying and begging for forgiveness, but I'm still not exactly happy with them, but I'm warming up, about 3 or 5 hours in she asks if I'd like to go back to her place to watch Rick and Morty season 2. I say fuck it and we go. Halfway through things get heated, and we start to fuck, yea, I know.. I'm easy. But mid fucking doggy style, she looks back at me and with a dead face "So, Are we friends yet?"

I don't even know how to respond to that.. I still don't. We finish,clean up and I crash at her place.


What is the response to that? What should I have said?

How do you even keep up with three girls. I'd give up and just let them lick my whole body desu

Honestly, not good.

She refused to do anything other than vaginal, yet did zero work in anything in it. I know, it's possible to get away with just laying there like a dead body, but honestly doing SOMETHING would help. It'd just be 20 minutes of her laying flat like she was dead. She also didn't do anything other than vaginal. No oral either way. Me or her giving. No handjobs, no anal, nothing. it was super boring.

Saw a guy I don't like.

Later that day I saw his wife and asked her for a bj.

She obliged. Fuck that guy.

Vaginal where she layed on her back*

She didn't do any other positions other than that. I guess when you're a 9/10 you feel you don't nee to do anything.

The 7/10 was easilly the best fuck I've had, though was a bit weird when she turned and asked me if we were friends yet. However she gave head like a fucking beast. What she lacked in superstar looks she made up for in amazing sex skills. She wasn't bad looking even, just on the slightly chubbier side.

I hope you had one on your dick, balls and ass respectively for the mental picture.

I kissed a girl, just to try it.

It's just one of those things, the real beauties are dead fishes since they haven't needed to learn to please a man well.

Gay

I knew a girl who had never orgasmed, not from the three times she had sex, or from masturbating.

She was single, lonely, horny, and frustrated.
I promised her I would make her cum.

The did. Three times.

She was so exhausted she didn't even end up getting me off. She curled up and went to sleep next me me, i waited a few, went to the bathroom, jacked it off, and went back to curl up next to her.

I would have liked to have gotten off, but it wasn't a big deal. I was proud and happy that I had gotten her to cum though. I never even was with a girl before that. Total first time.

Yup apparently. We were in a semi long term relationship, she was pretty good every other way, but when it came to sex she was just boring as all hell. And later in the relationship she went crazy starting fights over what amounted to nothing. Like one argument was over the distance between where I lived and a local theme park. She kept going for HOURS that it was an hour and a half drive, not an hour drive. It was fucking retarded and the last 2 months of the relationship were like that. So as I said. in retrospect wasn't worth it.

Fam you shouldn't have jacked off, you were in line for the most thankful blowjob of a lifetime in the morning.

The day I fucked my niece while eating out my cousin's pussy.

we all make rookie mistakes.
I got her off though. was proud.

greentext greentext greentext. Ages too pls.

I hate setting up a story. How about we just get to the nitty gritty?

Of course, I just want to hear how you fucked the little ones.

Best friend had a 7/10 sister. Still wanted to fuck though cause shes like 4'6" with big tits and a phat ass. Couldn't hit cause she's 15 and we were 20. Plus friends sister. Fast forward a year. Best friend joins the marines, leaves little sister behind. Invite her over cause she misses her bro. Tell her I'll help her through. We watch a movie, she doesn't want to go him. Tell her I'm tired and going to bed. She says she'll come with me. End up fucking my best friends sister raw. Came so hard I missed her stomach and hit her face. Made her leave, never talked to her again.

True well done m8

>4'6" with big tits and a phat ass
Jesus your cock must've looked massive next to her hands and face.

Too long to write because I feel like fapping right now, not writing

My ex ended our relationship, fucked some other guys, and some day we went to watch a movie, ended up having sex. She told me she missed my cock, as every other guy was very small (she was a virgin before me and didn't know that I had an above-average-dick)

I have not slept around and fucked random girls, and I really feel that this makes me better than one night stand guys

Every girl I had sex with (6 by now) told me I was the best they ever had

I once made my girlfriend pass out after having more than 7 orgasms using a lot of techniques I learned (I really do study a lot of sex related stuff, as it's fucking important to me to be better than everyone else, as this fucking place got me stuck with the "Tyrone will steal my wife if i'm not good enough" thought)

I had very rough anal with my ex once, as I was fucking furious that she left me (she told me she felt raped but idgaf). Came inside, spit on her face, slapped her mouth and even used a dildo to dp her

I once got a footjob on the cinema from a girl with beautiful feet

I once had sex on a pub on the smoker's area

I took my ex virginity watching a movie on cinema

Got a blowjob on a shopping after entering a random "employees only" door

Fuck I have done a lot of stuff I feel like bragging about

this, i guess

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sauce???

Not to brag but... I started a sex toy company with a few friends and now just over a year on, we're still going strong :0

I am really proud of my first design called Cortez the Anthro Avian. Sci-fi and fantasy dildos are my jam!

me, had a threesome in japan
filmed it

I have an average cock. She still complained I was too big.

How do you randomly get a blowjob by sneaking into a employees room?

I wouldn't worry about the tyrone stuff it sounds like you've autistically studided enough to be able to do the cucking now.

What's sex like with someone so tiny?

>My 12 year old cousin, lying on the bed with just a loose t-shirt and some shorts, dares me to try and please her
>She's very conceded and thinks people older than her are ugly
>My cousin joins us as she ties my niece's hands onto the bed
>My cousin begins to kiss niece as I sensually rub her shorts
>Enough time goes by as the kissing gets heated
>My niece moves her hips slowly against my pleasurable hand
>I take the opportunity to take off her shorts to reveal her wearing no panties
>A nice, wet, pink pussy in plain site
>Cousin has the idea for me to warm up my tongue as she warms her pussy up by sitting on my niece
>I lick, suck, and swirl my tongue around my niece's pussy as she slowly gets wet herself
>Cousin is moaning as my niece is slowly rubbing herself against my tongue
>She gets off niece as I prepare my raging boner to slam myself inside niece
>I enter into a wet, hot pussy and instantly start thrusting
>My niece offers to help me feel amazing by eating her out as well
>(Sadly, I had to wear a condom)
>Finished myself off after who knows how long onto my niece
>Cousin licks it off clean and kisses niece
>The End

hmm..

clip with you please?

I've only had sex one time and it was a girl who was over 300 pounds.

Not exactly bragworthy.

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are they hookers?

nope, didn't pay anything except for train fare
fatter one was a virgin too

That other one is so adorable~

It was honestly amazing. She's super curvy but tiny. Easy to move around. I'm only 5'7" and she was still really small under me. Legs so short she can't wrap them around you. She was a huge slut though. Only reason I invited her over was she fucked like 15 guy I knew. Still see her from time to time now that my friend is out of the marines.

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I don't tend to brag, but I guess me losing my virginity in a mff threesome is brag worthy.

greentrxt story

What was the other one like in bed? Please share she's so cute

gross

Sounds like you got one of the biggest thrills going. Just having them eagerly lick you clean would easily make up for condom imo.

the other one was more interested in the girl, also didn't really want to be filmed

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Ages?

When I was 21, I fucked a beautiful 16 yo, green eyes, curly hair, and the best body I've ever seen
pd: she was my cousin
not sure if I should brag about it, but it was totally worth it

So you didn't get to kiss her and push that small frame down?

Niece is too bitchy to want to lick anything clean, or admit she was moaning.

18 and 20
tinier one is 20 and a nurse

i did, but i didn't get to record it, and it mostly happened after the fatter one left

Fucking a girl in her prime breeding years is always worth bragging about user

Oh I see. Could you tell me how it went when you two were alone?

guess you're right

I really suck at that and the details are fuzzy after 12 years.
A friend of mine and her friend decided it was time for me to lose my virginity and they invited me to a garden party.
I did wonder why they had put up an igloo tent, but never got around to asking.
At some point most of the party goers went for a walk(my guess is they were out doing drugs) and my friend and her friend just kind of pulled me with them into the tent.
We spent about an hour in there, fucking around and then when we came out some guy was sitting by the fire smiling like a cheshire cat.
He told us he had overheard most of what we had been doing.
A couple of hours later, the party goers went on another walk and he asked "Round two?".
So we had a second round, now with one more guy.
To this day I do not know who did what to whom, but it felt good, so I chalked it up as a win.

she had a boyfriend (and i think they got married now), so she didn't really want to do very much other than get fingered

after the bigger one left, there was a lot of sexual tension, so eventually i just pushed her down and fucked her, no condom

she didn't resist, and completely wanted it by that point

Looks like I have autism explaining
It happened with the same girl that gave me a blowjob inside a cinema, but some weeks before.
It was our first date, we watched a movie, was horny as fuck, I couldn't get her to my place or anywhere else so we sneaked inside a random employee only area and she sucked me off. A security guard opened the door like 30s after I came (we was just kissing by the moment he got to us) but he was a true bro and pretended he didn't see us


Hahahahaha, that really does make sense, thank you

I live in a town with an Army base. Met a girl online who was fine as FUCK and messaged her for a while. It took quite a bit of convincing to get her to go out on a date, but we finally went out.

She wouldn't even kiss me at the end of the date! I thought I blew it, so I was a little bummed but moved on. A few days later she texts me, asking why I haven't hit her up. I explained that I thought she wasn't feeling me, but she told me she did so she invited me over.

I realize she has a bunch of dude's shit, and it's Army-related. She explains her husband is deployed and he's a fat loser. She likes me. My dick is getting hard because I'm about to cuck a soldier. We make out on his couch while watching his TV on a Netflix account he's undoubtedly paying for. She invites me back to HIS bedroom.

And we fucked. After I came she grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me in and asked me "how does it feel to fuck a married woman?" I instantly got hard again and fucked her again. Then she sucked my dick and I came in her mouth and she swallowed it, the only time I ever came from getting head.

The next morning HIS little girl woke us up in HIS bed. I put on HIS robe and fuzzy slippers, and I ate breakfast she cooked and drank out of HIS "world's greatest dad" mug. This went one for a few weeks. I saved over HIS PS3 games, grilled steaks on HIS grill, and bounced HIS daughter off my knee.

Was a great 5 months until HE got back. She really wanted us to be together, and she was a really cool girl with a fantastic vagina, but I wasn't about to have her do me like she did HIM, so I noped out of there.

with the same girl that gave me a footjob inside a cinema*
(she also gave a blowjob but that's not what I wanted to say)

Damn it must've been such a powerrush pushing down that qt, creampieing her while her boyfriend had no clue.

did they eat each other? any pussy vids?

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shit was pretty cash, not going to lie

they might have, but i haven't converted all of my videos to webm

Picked up a hot trap walking home from a bar about 1:00 a.m. Snorted coke with him, sucked his cock, then fucked him in the ass. Didn't make it to work the next morning.

Wow you lived like a king for that half a year. Pounding her senseless in the house he pays for while his cute little daughter calls you daddy now. I hope you did anal and took any firsts she still had left for yourself.

Can you upload to MEGA or something?

nigger

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Did you get a double blowjob?

Wtf man, cucking a soldier. You sound like a guy I wouldn't like to be friends with.

sure

nope

i didn't ask for one, but i did get to make out with the skinnier one while the bigger one was blowing me

God I've been waiting for this

Me and my gf of 9 years have been doing threesomes for the last two. Fucker three different girls in this period, but kinda fell in love for this last one
>be us
>have fugged her once before
>go to her town spend the weekend over
>fuck five times in two days
>never heard so many moans and witnessed so many orgasms in my life

We're now chasing a girl that is really similar to this last one, but with the benefit of living in the same city we do. If things go well we might do her next weekend.

Is your gf really into women or more the idea of both of them pleasing you?

I had sex with my daughter on a public bathroom changing table.

Ahahahahaha

Yall cucks not knowing how to treat a woman xD

Fuck you, if you whine on anonTV nothing will change. Just demand politely but firmly and every girl is yours to play with

Coolest shit I ever had happen I guess was when I turned 20 I got a bj from a 33 yo nurse and fucked a 16yo girl in like 18 hours of each other. Felt like a king at the time. Also about 6 months ago (29 now) left my number on a hot chicks car after doing a drive by cat call on her and when she texted me ended up finding out via reverse number search on facebook it was a married elementary school teacher I had. Her Facebook changed to single a few weeks after I blew her shit up but she said she couldn't text me anymore kek guess she got caught being a hoe.

i had a threesome with a bar shemale and my female co worker when i was 20. fucked the bout.
Basically i worked on cruise ship as casino dealer had a fuck buddy the bartender girl (was hot russian girl also she had bf at home) ship stop here and there so the guests can have 2-3 days to check different places and shit to get supplies etc, every time we stop in Thailand crew was fucking hookers like crazy back then you can get like 2 bar girls for like 25-30$. So yea we get drunk with fuck buddy and decided to go for it we got her to a hotel and literally drink and fucked with her the whole night. shit was cash

Had a threesome with my wife and her best friend. I met my wife and married her three weeks later. I wasn't in love with her by that point, but she was really cool and it was a spur-of-the-moment decision that eventually worked out.

Anyway, we had out place and were living in Colorado. My wife was originally from Minnesota and her best friend was struggling to pay her bills and was in a tough spot, so we invited her to come stay with us, and she could stay in our spare bedroom and she could look for a job where we were at. She took us up on the offer and it was really cool having her around, and she was a little bit hotter than my wife which made things interesting.

Anyway, I picked up some liquor and made us all some mixed drinks, and we smoked a little herb, and eventually my wife and her friend were making out. The three of us ended up in the bedroom and we had a threesome. I came in my wife, came in her friend, the two of them took turns sucking my dick, this went on until about 3 in the morning.

We had a couple more threesomes after that, and I fucked my wife's best friend a few more times one-on-one while my wife was at work. My wife asked me if we could stop, because by that point we were "falling in love" and "getting serious", and she didn't want us to have "that kind of relationship". I was fine with that, and her friend eventually found a dude and moved in with him anyway so it was whatever. It was a nice thing while it lasted, though.

She was reluctant in the start, but now she's pretty much come to terms that she's bi

The first we did I lost my erection at a point and the other girl was not nice about it. When I got it back I was fucking my gf and took it out of her mid orgasm to cum in the other girl's pussy to avenge my manliness. I tought my gf would snap but she liked it so much she brings it on from time to time

All bare back this once. Got gonorrhea. Was worth it.

Damn man, my life seems emptier knowing we could never be friends. :(

I have a tendancy to attract underaged girls.

I'll just leave it at that.

I'll be your friend, user. I don't mind hanging out with assholes.

Screw that guy cucking is hot if you're the bull.

exgf who cheated on me and left me for another guy I made friends with a year later. Convinced her to hang out and slowly undermined her new relationship (the guy was legit trying with her which made it all the sweeter). I knew she was a bit of a ho and they had a bad sex life so I just had to be there after a fight or something and we would fuck heaps. I loved slowly ripping them apart bit by bit. Some of the best sex in my life and I told her I would leave my gf if she left her bf, she left him but I didnt leave mine and stopped talking to her like that.
Revenge isnt just sweet its fucking ecstasy

I'm That last girl made us rethink everything we tought about having a threeway relationship. Now I can't take it out of my mind. We cuddled watching fucking Tangled (it's not gay after a threesome), shit this was like the sweetest moment in my life ever.

I'm a fucking degenerate. Also, watch You Me Her on netflix if you haven't.

Very sad, I know :(

But you don't soud like you have any dignity left tbh

How do you get these girls ? Exchange clubs ? Dating app ?

Current gf agreed to it, I need ideas to look for the second

>> wait for your link

Cuckoldry =\= cheating

How do you guys not realize this?