New fluffy thread!

New fluffy thread!

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and color alts

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That looks like scaredy piss. You can't kill it for that

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Corn

>Somewhere in The American Midwest, firmly tucked into the Corn Belt
>Rows and rows of corn as far as the eye can see
>Through the silence however, cuts the weeping of a heartbroken and soon childless mare
>"Huuuhuuuhuuuuu! No wike cown nummies nu mowe! Make bad miwkies fu babehs!" She moans in agony as the pesticide does its work slowly in her, tainting her milk, and slowly shutting down her organs
>"Pwease... wastest *sniff* b-babeh, nu dwink miwkies, u get sickie hewties an, an, Huuhuuuhuuu!"
>Her last foal still alive is a resilient orange and blue earthie filly
>She looks almost identical to her mother as a foal, being her "bestest baby"
>And also her last
>The small foals peeps and cheeps mutate into strange growls and groans of pain, as it digests the poison milk
>"Huuuuuu." It gasp, releasing its final breath
>"Huuuuhuuuhuuu!" W-wastes an, an b-bestest, b-b-bestest babeh t-take fowevah sweepies! A-am bad m-mummah! Huuuhuuu!" Sobs the childless mother
>"N-nee get way f-fwum, fwum m-meanie cown nummies! Meet n-nyu speciaw f-wien! H-haf m-m-mowe babehs!" And with this, the former mother attempts to move on
>She doesn't get far, as the poison destroys the nerves in her legs, rendering her immobile
>"N-nu can move?! W-why weggies nu wowk nu mowe?! W-weggies, weggies huuuu... Weggies hate fwuffy fu bein bad mummah! Huuuhuuuhuuuu! Wan die! Wan die-hi-hieeee!" She shrieks
>Her prayer of want die will be granted within hours, painfully and slowly as venom seeps through her veins, destroying her from the inside
>The crows. The last thing to be reflected in her dead, glassy eyes, will be the crows, landing over her corpse, partaking in a grotesque feast.

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Ack. My claustrophobia.

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The fuck is going on with the red fluffy?

This one always makes me smile

love the idea of fluffy in a can for some reason

Oh that needs drown in gravy.

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It's the host.

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Eventually, one of the guys answering the phone is going to be a hugboxer, and is probably going to bring them the spaghetti. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm rooting for the smarty.

It looks like it's on something.

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You never know.

It'd be fun to see it get all threatening when the human gets there
>Gud! Nao giv skettis nao o get sowwy hoofsies an foweva sweepies!
Then the guy just pats the smarty on the head and leaves it with the sketti. Just seeing a completely perplexed smarty because someone was nice to it would be priceless.

He's from Arrakis.

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Does anyone have that story "Alfredo" where this actually kind of happens?

#flop

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Nope. This is the second thread I've had with someone recommend that.

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Awseface

>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist

Scary Monster

>Be Scawy Munstah
>Dats wat aww the othah fwuffies caww me
>Jus wan wub an huggies
>Nummies an hewd
>Jus wan evewytin aww othah fwuffies have
>But nu can have
>Ol daddeh was a meanie, gif biggest owchies an heawt hewties
>Ol daddeh take way rightie see place
>Nu can see gud anymowe
>Ol daddeh gif buwnie huwties, fwuff nu come back
>Ol daddeh meanie
>Ol daddeh stop movin one bwight time
>Ol daddeh nu haf aiw anymowe
>Ol daddeh take fowevah sweepies
>Scawy Munstah can be fwee!
>Scawy Munstah can be wif hewd, haf speciaw fwien an babbehs!
>Bu nu fwuffies wan be wif Scawy Munstah
>Aww scawed. Some gif huwties, most jus wun way
>Nu fwuffy wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah nu wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FLUFFY

Death of A Good Fluffy

>I remember when I first got little Arnold
>He was a little babbling pip-squeak, the sole remainder of a fluffy family, his mother dead in an alleyway on a cold winter night, along side his brethren and his father, mouths frozen shut, noses sealed by ice, and frost taking limbs.
>Yet he survived, peeping underneath his mother's body, where I rescued him
>Orange. My favorite color. And I had always had a fondness for the curiosity and energy of Pegasus fluffies.
>When I got home with him, I realized I had left my TV on, and it was playing "Jingle All The Way."
>Yep. That's how little Arnold got his name.
>He was a joy to raise
>I had a little trouble with him peeing on the carpet, but a mix of sorry stick treatments and spaghetti rewards cut out that behavior soon enough.
>"Awnowd wub daddeh." He said to me on one of his final days
>"And daddy loves Arnold" I said to him, well aware that he wasn't for long
>I had noticed the grey hairs maybe two weeks before his departure
>A sign of age, something rare in a fluffy
>Fluffies, if left to they're own devices in the wild, don't have incredibly long life spans. Even the smart and lucky ones only live to about 2 years of what should be a 7 year lifespan.
>To think. 7 years ago, everything went down in Cleveland. Fluffies began to roam the nation more freely than ever before, with many abandoned after the poor publicity "The Sketti-Land Incident" provided
>Crazy how time flies by
>He noticed it as well
>"Daddeh?" He asked on one of his last days
>"Yes Arnold?"
>"Du yu stiww wub Awnowd eben do nu haf pwetty gween anymowe?"
>"Of course I do Arnold. Of course I do."
>It happened on a Friday. Sketti Day.
>I set him the dish, and he chowed down, almost aware it was his last meal
>"Daddeh?"
>"What is it Arnold"
>"Feew.... sweepie."
>I teared up a little
>"That's fine little guy. Take a rest whenever you like." I said as I stroked his back
>"Awnowd... wub... daddeh.."
>"Daddy loves you to."

And so concludes the "One Shot Marathon" by Blue user.

This is the sweetest fucking story for as sad as it is. Fluffies hardly make it to a full age.

What mummah has a poopie babbeh as their bestest babbeh?

not everyone believes in the hellgremlin interpretation.

Fact.

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Hewwo! Goofbaww am hewe!
(Nah, I'm just fucking with you guys)

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i feel like skettiland incident could be built on in another one shot

Theres a really long pastebin called the fall of Cleveland that covers that

ohoho perfect, i have tmmrw off work and a bong at hand

personally in my headcannon i only have as a feral thing, and no domestics follow that logic.

what exactly happened with the clevland thing? i keep reading people refrence it, but no idea what is going on.

paste bin / u / Spaghetti_Land
I'm in there now, it goes deep it's like multi layer fan fic

Can someone make a fluffy check'em?

i seen one before i know it

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holy crap there is so much

fuck off

I literally typed "fluffy check em" in google
dont be lazy

Muahahaha! So evil.

looks more like he is thinking instead og "check em"

This is sexual, right?

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My shiny teeth and me!

Who are these by?

Anything's sexual if you're brave enough.

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"Fwuffy have good job and make decent wiving, but fwuffy not part of one pewcent. Shouwd fwuffy vote Wepubwican?"

I need a fluffy abuse comic where trump doesn't follow up on his campaign promises, destroying the fluffy's trust in the man it voted for, and ultimately, itself.

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Fwuffy should vote for progressives that support a higher minimum wage and universal healthcare with fair taxation of the 1%

Omg yes a flugby

Fluffy rights are a liberal issue, right? Kek

Did Twump make Amewica gweat again? Fwuffy dun no.

Twump am wike dummeh smawty an nee sowwy hoofsies!

#NuMahPwesidan #impeechman #OcupieWawStwee #BwakWiveMatah

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higher minimum wage fixes nothing, that has already been proven recently when you do not put other things in effect to actually make things better, now back to the fluffies.

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I agree it's not the cure all solution. There do need to be other things in play to make such a system feasible. It's just a matter of actually getting all that shit together. And yes. Fluffies.

Twump hair wook wike orange fwuffy!

Dat a meanie ting to say bout owange fwuffies. Dey pwettier.

REEEEEEEEE GET POLITICS OUT OF MY FLUFFIES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

plus its trump thats orange, not his "hair"

i mean... pwus is twum- eh, fuck it

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Oh God. Take that piece of shit rapist away.