I can't date a girl with bad Carfax

I can't date a girl with bad Carfax.

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I can't date a girl.

KEKfax

is that realy how women think? "im going to have tons of sex til im in my 30s, contribute nothing, and then expect a guy to sweep me off my feet and pay for everything?"

fucking DELUSIONS....

Gotta go fuck my boi!

Check your local Craigslist if you want to cry.

I think you've had too many accidents. MOVING ON

CONTESTANT NAMBAW WONE

Are you hooking out here?

I can't date

>Unable to date girls at a young age due to being ugly/fat/socially retarded etc. and unable to fix it
>Get mad as fuck and insecure
>Become redpilled
>Have sex with women
>But they're the kinds of women who respond to redpilled men, so they're genuine sluts and/or crazy
>Never date a normal woman

The self kek-ening of the alt-right is unbelievable at this point

THAS WOT THE QUEEN WUD DO

if they're having sex with women they're not being cucked, do you even know what that means?

red pill me on Nick

none of this makes sense

>american ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''humor'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>if they're having sex with women they're not being cucked

You have to be having sex with a woman in order for her to cheat on you, thereby cucking you, so do you even know what it means?

They are cucking themselves out of leading a normal life surrounded by well-adjusted women, where they don't have to constantly second guess themselves and 'maintain frame'

Why do a lot of men get upset when someone points out this flawed, yet accepted behaviour? Is it denial of pure white knighting?

>they're the kinds of women who respond to redpilled men, so they're genuine sluts and/or crazy
yeah because not being a pushover is only appealing to crazy sluts. nice analysis

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>that fucking shot and the way he says it

sam hyde is disgusting
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>Nick's Pizza Rules (Bomb Vest)

>Not being redpilled means you're a pushover

There is a gulf between
>Self-confident enough to approach and date women
>Self-respecting enough to stand your ground
and
>Women are emotionally at the level of children
>Women are incapable of feeling true love
>If you ever stop leading and lose frame she'll leave you for an alpha
>If you get married she will inevitably steal half your stuff
>AWALT

>>Women are emotionally at the level of children
>>Women are incapable of feeling true love
>>If you ever stop leading and lose frame she'll leave you for an alpha
>>If you get married she will inevitably steal half your stuff
>>AWALT

Have you ever met a woman? I have never met a single one who didnt meet the first two. 3 is something you made up, you're turning a rule of thumb into a formula. that's why you're fucked up. 4 is made up too, RP guys usually say marriage isnt worth it. I disagree.

You come across as a faggy white knight who wants to feel superior to men who dont sugarcoat talking about women.

>it's a nick sketch

Charls or gtfo

marriage isnt worth it, why would you stay with one woman the rest of your life? its proven that sexual intimacy goes away over time because men like variety and are suppose to spread their seed as far as they can

even worse, why would you get married just to have sex? holy fuck thats probably the worst case but i know people whove done that and they are just going through the motions, unintended consequences

I sort of have a theory that his entire comedy thing and tendency to mock everyone is a defense mechanism against how people have treated him for his appearance.

>marriage isnt worth it

>100 years from now no more white people because of betas like this

>its proven that sexual intimacy goes away over time because men like variety and are suppose to spread their seed as far as they can
that's how you get a generation of shithead faggots who go to work for buzzfeed and think Socialism is a hip new thing.
Im gonna be there smacking my son on the back of the head telling him to stop being a faggot all his life.

you think its alpha to tie yourself down with one woman for the rest of your life, even knowing you will get tired of her? you are cucked

Why is Charles so fuckable as a woman.

yeah, meanwhile your wife cucks you, because you thought she would stand by you through thick and thin and respect you right? you're delusional just like the people who work at buzzfeed

So you're fine with the white race not existing?

Post rare sams

so you'd rather cuck yourself instead? What a hopeless defeatist sack of shit.

Probably

you can procreate without getting married first you retard
how am i getting cucked by sleeping with lots of women and not getting married so i can be cheated on and have all my wealth drained from me? dumbass

absolutely, the sooner white people become just another race instead of the dominant one, the better off we all are.

Was there an episode this week?

the white race is not the dominate one at all, the jews are. the own the government, they own the media, they own the banks and the money... you think whites rule anything? lol

Is the CEO skit their best skit yet? I don't think they will be able to surpass it.

it's 100% british m8

who the fuck cares who owns things globally? the guy who decides if I get to work for his company is white, the guy who decides if I go to prison for random bullshit is white, they don't need to rule global government they own local government and that's enough to matter to me.

>3 is something you made up
>4 is made up too

Maybe you disagree with them, but they're staples of generic redpill theory.

>I have never met a single one who didnt meet the first two
I have. There are some normal women out there. There are plenty of them that are fucking shit, and fit the redpill stereotype of women though, and they're the ones that respond to the redpill shit. If I'm just going for a night out and want to try my luck, I go full redpill because it's more likely to get me laid. But when I meet the friend of a friend who's a normal, intelligent, well-adjusted girl who I'm maybe interested in dating, then I don't start thinking about redpill theories because they don't work on normal people. It's a cycle of confirmation bias.

>You come across as a faggy white knight
Yeah, whatever you think. Guys these days could learn a lot from a bit of redpilling, but any ideology that genuinely says 'this entire sex acts and thinks like this' is delusional

they still haven't surpassed charls bombstrap

>being cuckold is bad now
While my long-term relationship with my girlfriend was going basically fine, I would always feel inadequate in terms of the sexual pleasure I can offer her. This wouldn't really matter in our relationship overall because we both thought that sex isn't anything. And who needs to just fuck in order to feel good with their partner? This was a real problem to me though, so one day I asked her whether she needs another man to satisfy her in this matter or not. We discussed it a little bit and I discovered that it really doesn't make a difference to me if I'm the one who fucks her or another guy. What matters is that she feels well. That's when I'm fulfilling my duty as her partner. So, I called a guy I know called Tyrone to help my girlfriend achieve the utmost pleasure in sex. I made it clear that him fucking her is not a problem. He accepted gladly. Thank God. The best part is that I get to watch my blonde angel reaching her orgasm with a passion now, and this really fills me up on the inside because giving pleasure to your girlfriend is what a real man does. We always go for a pizza afterwards in a place nearby, where I'm always the one who pays of course, because I want her to be solid happy. She says that our relationship is perfect and we plan on getting more serious with it. In fact, I like it, and I think Tyrone is the perfect one to fill my part on the sexual department.

all of those white guys take orders from the jews, get real

the fatass that lost his job at mcdonalds and who got it traded to china, and who works the TSA at the airport was because of GoldmanSachcs, talmudic jews, not whites

Why does he wear nu-male glasses?

yeah keep passing the blame like it actually means something. my mayor doesn't give a fuck about the jews, neither does my sheriff, and guess what they're the people that make things happen where I live. you go cry jews on the internet all day while I go to my school and have to deal with the fact that I have no funding to take care of more students than makes sense, and try to make it work.

fucking whites on the internet, you know nothing about the world and just cry about the jews until you reach orgasm. kill yourself and save the world the resources.

so you think a powerful investment group owned by zionist jews taking white peoples jobs away and giving it to other countries doesnt affect anything?

youre living in a fantasy world

(You)

>how am i getting cucked by sleeping with lots of women
because you are a dead end on a genetic tree spanning back to the origin of life on this planet.

>well-adjusted women
What is this you speak of

the point of life is to further your gene, to further life

if you are having sex with one woman for the rest of your life you are a failure, even women know this. do you think they want someone who is inexperienced and has shit genes? no they want the conquer who will endout them with children who will grow up to be like him

>Further your genes
>By sleeping with lots of women who will just abort your kid if they get pregnant

Makes sense

Women don't want kids from the average guy. If they do then they really are looking for the one to settle with. Most people have sex because it feels good

What do you poke holes in condoms?

You would rather breed with low quality whores and leave spawn behind to be raised by them instead of starting a family and raising decent kids?

You're a worthless faggot. Just blow your brains out already.

Someone link me the erick hayden skit

Gin N Piss is the most underrated skit prove me wrong

Sounds pretty shallow.

Your point of life may as well be to eat or sleep.

Teacher skit > CEO skit > everything else

On a side note; anyone know the story behind Charms shaving his head during filming of several videos?

I think he was upset about balding but maybe he doesn't care anymore

JUST

Oh the irony of your last paragraph. Another "fuck whitey" shitskin.