Hey Sup Forums ask a guy who makes $9/hr at a movie theatre anything

Hey Sup Forums ask a guy who makes $9/hr at a movie theatre anything

Do you like the job or does it make you eant to kys?

Do you make $9/hr at a movie theater?

Ever found money on the floor?

How much semen do you clean up every night?

For the most part it's okay, but you literally see the worst in every person. Some guy threatened to beat my ass because my coworker walked away from her station for two minutes

Do you ever stop being a complete autist

How penis shaped items have you had to clean up after a 50 Shades of Grey showing?

>see the worst in people
Retailfag here I hate people...

best find
worst find

remember a thread like this before where someone got covered in piss because customer used empty as a bucket

People leave all kinds of shit, and money is definitely common. My first day I found a kid's shirt. My body in a couple theatres down found a $20.

Best find: Bluetooth beats speaker
Worst find: baby shit diapers with cheetos surrounding them in boss baby

Surprisingly I've worked here 4 months and the closest thing to that was a manager having to kick out two teens for giving one a handjob in the theatre

Having been to some of the old school porn theaters that still exist in the US, and having actually engaged in heterosexual activities with women at these locations, I have recently been curious about surveillance in commercial movie theaters,

>The house/emergency lighting is much brighter than is necessary. Is this due to code or to dissuade perverts like myself?
>Do you watch the seats with night vision cameras?
>What are your actual in-theater duties other than pressing play?
>Do you manage multiple theater room simultaneously?
>Could you ever open the facility for stealth event without your corporate overlords knowing?

>Best/Fav movie you've seen too many times
>Worst/Least fav movie "..."
>Weirdest person you've seen in the theater
>Grossest thing you've ever seen someone (attempt to) order from snack bar
>Celluloid or Digital projectors?

Nigga I work in concession so I'll try to answer your specific ass questions as best as possible
1. House lighting is bright bc people are blind as shit and it also wakes up asleep people.
2. We don't have cameras in the theatres where I work bc a law or something
3. For people who clean theatres, they have a tight schedule cleaning every theatre one after the other, and need to fit time to check bathroom, check theatres to ensure seat count is correct, and they have to manage house lights going on and off
4. Most, if not ALL of our theatre rooms automatically play. Movies come in boxes or via satellite and we have to input all previews and trailers before we can program it into our projection systems. After that we're good to go.
5. Plain and simple- no. The general manager at my theatre watches cameras like a hawk and has cameras on anything that is of value, which includes a good 95% of our facility

Best movie I've seen too many times:
I work almost every day and ridiculous shifts so I don't watch movies often however I would love to watch a movie like baby driver over and over.
Worst movie: any movie with a giant hype and then a shit ending or story. Hyped movies bring in endless amounts of tards into the theatre, and then when they don't like the movie they bitch moan and complain until managers are forced to give them tickets to come back.
Weirdest person: this white kid comes in almost naziesque memorabilia and gear and wears a trench coat. I live in Florida. There is ZERO reason to wear a trench coat
Grossest thing: we were making these burgers were half a pound of pulled pork and hot sauce on it. Fat people loved them. A guy wanted us to add jalapeños (which we can't do), and wanted to buy two separate burger patties to use as buns. We had to deny his request bc burger patties can't be sold as anything but a hamburger meal.

At my theatre we used to use celluloid but now we use digital

>wanted to buy two separate burger patties to use as buns.

Yep, just puked a bit. I can only imagine what both that meal as well as the consumer smelled like. I assume musty.

I like the one theater not to far from me cause it has a drive in and they show prints of like Clint Eastwood westerns and 70s exploitation films sometimes. Depends on whos in charge cause it changes owners almost annually, but I have very fond memories of getting hammered in my car for a screening of the original Halloween with my HS girlfriend almost a decade ago on Devil's night. It was lovely.

>Dat film smell too
>No wonder projectionists are all kooky lifers

I'm not judging his pig ass for buying all that and wanting all that, I'm judging his pig ass for trying to order that at a MOVIE THEATRE. God knows what he orders elsewhere. The pork Burger as it was was already $15...

You ever eat the food there while working? Buddy of mine got fat chomping nothing but popcorn and hotdogs.

Have you seen Dunkirk yet?

If I haven't eaten I go in the back and eat a couple of the chicken tenders we make. If we provide a cup and container we get free drinks and free popcorn during our shift. I get popcorn with a little bit of butter and fill my cup with water and it helps me lose weight actually

No but every history buff and nerd I know has loved it

how badly do you want to die?

A customer told me they'd beat my ass and kill me and I asked them to please do so