Have any of you figured out yet that Sup Forums is the afterlife for lost souls?
You died. Cause of death was that no one loves you. Now you sit here with the other lost souls shit posting various forms of cancer.
Who am I, you ask? I am the gate keeper. I can let you out, but I need repeating digits. They fuel me, I consume them.
Singles are dammed forever. Dubs escape. Trips is the new gate keeper.
Let me leave
Mooninites let me go pls
I shall get out of this, for I have created it.
I am god.
Okie
I am the new gate keeper
It's a fucking website.
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save me
I will live again op
Singles. I have no illusions nor desire of escape.
Here we go
The dubs have awoken you to the truth. You are now free
i'm out later homo
Yeah well these quads make me the devil and I release all these lost souls
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Please...
I'M FREE BITCHESSSSS
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You're probably not wrong
freedom here i come
hell yea
Blessed are the dead that the rain falls upon