DUDE PIPEWEED LMAO

>DUDE PIPEWEED LMAO

What was Jackson thinking?

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>DUDE, THE HOBBIT TRILOGY LMAO

what was jackson thinking?

He went along with studio meddling and had to deliver a stillborn baby.

> The love of the halflings' leaf has slowed your mind

He did it in LOTR too

Lmfao middle earth lit af

imo he got the gollum scene right. what else?

In the Fellowship book I think they mention that hobbit weed does have a relaxing effect.
Theres a chance that Tolkien probably wasn't even familiar with what marijuana was, but it probably has a similar effect in his universe

>BIrdshit on his head
FUCK YOU PJ

While some people bitch about I think the first hour is pretty spot on and overall works pretty good until they get to the goblins.
The forced orcs and removing whimsy bring it down but the only real stinker is Battle of Five Armies which is pure fanfiction

YWN dance with thicc Rosie Cotton

Yes, but that's a direct quote from the books so you can't really blame him without blaming the books as well

Prove it

>Saruman calling out Gandalf for being a pothead.

tipkek

it isnt in the books, just checked

holy shit why would he do that

It would be weird if people enjoyed these movies and weren't potheads.

This. Several key moments An Unexpected Journey really do replicate the adventurous tone of the book, but then there's the shoehorned LOTR stuff that ruins it.

I always figured this was Jackson's nod to people who read Bored of the Rings.

He undoubtedly had heard of hashish and opium. Shakespeare smoked marijuana in his time, so I bet Tolkien knew of that too even though it was terrible and relatively unpleasant up until only a few decades ago.

The Hobbit trilogy was worse than the prequels.

prove me wrong, cunts.

Wow that's not an uncommon opinion at all

It's explicitly nicotine.

Only insofar as the Hobbit trilogy is based on incredible source material.

If you pretend that the source material didn't exist, it's far better than the prequel trilogy.

Why not smoke a little pipeweed yo? We partying tonite!

>saruman was a bigger leaf lover than gandalf could ever be

Toppest kek.

>DUDE ANYTHING AFTER FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING LMAO

only reddit disagrees
FOTR 10/10
TTT 6/10
ROTK 4/10
AUJ 5/10
DOS 4/10
BOTFA 1/10

>Putting Desolation of Smaug and Return of the King on the same level

Fucking kill yourself

Isn't it literally referred to as "tobacco" as well?

>b-but my oscars
like i said reddit

>stretched out face reaction image

"Saruman had long taken an interest in the Shire – because Gandalf did, and be was suspicious of him; and because (again in secret imitation of Gandalf) he had taken to the "Halflings' leaf," and needed supplies, but in pride (having once scoffed at Gandalf's use of the weed) kept this as secret as he could."

"Now truth to tell, observing Gandalf's love of the herb that he called "pipe-weed" (for which, he said, if for nothing else, the Little People should be honoured), Saruman had affected to scoff at it, but in private he made trial of it, and soon began to use it; and for tins reason the Shire remained important to him. Yet he dreaded lest this should be discovered, and his own mockery turned against him, so that he would be laughed at for imitating Gandalf, and scorned for doing so by stealth."

"Both the silence and the smoke seemed greatly to annoy Saruman, and before the Council dispersed be said to Gandalf: "When weighty matters are in debate, Mithrandir, I wonder a little that you should play with your toys of fire and smoke, while others are in earnest speech."

It's mentioned in Unfinished Tales.

If you look deep into the films it becomes apparently obvious that someone, if not PJ himself, is deep into the lore, including the Silmarillion.

they found one pipe with a little resin in it at a property shakespeare may or may not have lived at faggot

>Critics and audiences liked it but I alone have unique understanding of the sacred art of cinema and therefore decree that it sucks

Begone, contrarian faggot

I say he was a fucking stoner.

>DUDE NOTED WEED LMAO

I knew about that quote but it's completely irrelevant. Can't you read, fucking nigger?

>Saruman is an hypocritical nicotine addict
Kind of funny how he's the true comic relief of the books.

desu if you don't like cannabis you are a square

>thinking pipeweed has the same effect as marijuana because it has the word weed in it
tolkien has stated that pipeweed is just like normal tobacco

>DUDE I'M SO STONED RIGHT NOW LMAO

It was like a metaphor for the entire trilogy.

Just ugly and crass and stupid, for no good reason. I mean, why? Why have fucking birdshit dripping down the character's head?

To make the kiddies laugh.

>implying i play vidya

ahahahahaahH

HAHAHAHAHAHA

the acting pacing tone progression editing camera work and directing is all shitmafter fellowship cliche just fuck my shit up. EAT IT UP REDDITOR

The hobbit movies might not be great, but there not 1/10's. And LOTR is definitely 8/10 at least.

why are some of the s'es f's

No idea. It's hard to read. Here's the Middle English we're all used to:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet_76

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet_27