Ocean's 11 Female-Led Reboot: Jennifer Lawrence in Discussions

The cuckening of the white cis male continues.

>Oscar-winning Hunger Games actress Jennifer Lawrence is a fontrunner to play the right-hand woman to Sandra Bullock's character in the upcoming female-led Ocean's 11 reboot. This is according to a report from The Tracking Board, which claims Lawrence is "at the top of the producers' shortlist."

>The Ocean's 11 reboot is being directed by Gary Ross, who also directed 2012's Hunger Games. It would be the first time that Lawrence and Ross have reunited for a movie since.


gamespot.com/articles/oceans-11-female-led-reboot-jennifer-lawrence-in-d/1100-6439816/

never seen oceans 11
was that thing ever good? was this some mafioso movie? I heard it was about George Clooney playing a very good George Clooney, like he does in most other movies

Nothing amazing, but very watchable for some popcorn.

All male cast with good stars and decent plot.

formulaic heist movie fairly well done

It was alright.

Why can't women create their own original content? Are they that insecure they can only make copies of things men have already done? Women are so fake.

Oceans 11 and 13 were good, 12 was shit

it was about George Clooney getting 11 men with 11 specific talents together to rob the biggest casino in Vegas and get away with it

>remaking a REMAKE

Producers aren't female m8.

actually it's based on a true story

>Ghostbusters
>Ocean's 11
>Shawshank Redemption
How many female remakes are they going to make?

Can't wait for the Ghostbusters remake to flop monumentally critics and audience wise.

It's also a reboot of an older version with Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr.

Hopefully they'll abandon this after they see what a disaster the new Ghostbusters will be.

Nobody's mentioning the original which was pretty good.

H thank you!

>tfw it will make big news for highlighting the latent misogyny of western civilization

no one watches old movies bro

Things nobody asked for part 2 electric Boogaloo

Jennifer Lawrence became unbearable quite fast.
It's incredible.

This is going to bomb so fucking hard.

It's a travesty

After this wave flop they will probably stop.

I hate Jennifer Lawrence's face.

Wait what? A female shawshank remake?

>expecting 11 women to work together enough to pull off the biggest heist in history

This is really testing suspension of disbelief.

wait till they do an all female remake of a League of their Own

Has there every been an all female major heist IRL?

Lol no

go back to your containment board Sup Forums

>Jlaw

not this glorified whore once again please just fuck off

this shit will bomb just as bad as that niggerbusters movie

just wait until they do one of
Gladiator
Hercules

or wait even better :
Alien
Panic Room
Die Hard

As much as I agree that George Clooney is an uncharismatic douche who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, the trilogy is pretty great.
Great story, good acting, guys in sunglasses doing cool shit in slow motion to a smooth jazz soundtrack.
It's basically watching the life you will never have.

>having to pick a date for the heist based on periods

Top kys

What audience are they aiming for anyway? Women don't watch action movies and men don't want to see shoehorned women doing action movies.

>movies don't really flop anymore though, because of international sales. Even terrible movies that get panned here at home still manage to earn enough overseas to make them a commercial success and cover their production costs. Especially if the movie isn't a CGI circlejerk to begin with.

As long as the movie breaks even, the hollywood jews will usually greenlight a sequel.

how about "12 angry women"?

90 minutes of used goods "seducing" security guards.

Ever heard of Carmen Sandiego?

oh fuck me, nvm.

can't women just genocide themselves already. ffs. we just want them to look pretty and shut the fuck up and stay out of the way. they have one job.

THIS

Shawshank remake?

Source?

>inb4 all female Fight Club cast with diverse African lesbian lover

Why do people feel obliged to ruin movies by rebooting them with women in the lead? What are they aiming at?

At this rate they will even make The Godfather all female remake
Or god forbid, The Lord of the Rings

CURRENT YEAR

>tfw female James Bond

if the aliens will have big tits and look hot then why not?

you don't understand

Alien is a movie in which a female is only survivor of first contact of Aliums
And it was made in 80's, made by allegedly so sexist and racist Ridley Scott

Alien andPanic Room already have a female as main character, and it wasnt that bad.
But plz, dont let them touch Die Hard, next would be Lethal Weapon and even Starsky Hutch

How about this one

Will she still be called James?

2001 where HAL is a transgender robot and the crew is a bunch of lesbian feminists

I do understand my man, more than you think. I liked the first two, hell I would say even the 3rd one.
Also this franchise has been raped already by a certain movie what should exist, so nothing new.

Can't wait to see and laugh first, then cry from despair at a fat Ripley with problem glasses

>reboot

As if the world is filled with massive Ocean's Eleven fans, who go to Ocean's Eleven conventions and write Ocean's Eleven fanfiction and obsess over the backstories of the old Jewish guy and the Cockney black guy and make OC do not steal master conmen who are unbirthed by Julia Roberts' character in DA fanart.

AHAHAHAHHAA

Could you IMAGINE a group of women trying to pull off a caper?

They'd all just argue, fuck up in the most embarrassing way possible, cry when they get caught and they'd ALL rat each other out

Didn't Jennifer Lawrence bitch about not being paid as many millions as some dude?

Don't forget female Lord Summerisle

or what about the most Sup Forums movie there ever was?

It's the nose

>12 was shit
They fucked it up Catherine Zeta Jones and love-story on the side bullshit.
13 is my go-to comfy movie, plus Pacino is pretty good.

So they just riding on the name?

This, I can't wait. I'm sure they'll realize this when Ghostbusters flops and by then hopefully it will be too late to cancel

If they would just make a female heist movie instead of leeching of off the Ocean's 11 name, there would be no issue.

so now she makes a movie where she can be the most payed actor.
They make fuckin billions just because their pretty face and even bitch because is not enough. Fuckin hate them

>her name was Roberta Paulson

this

SHUT UP BIGOTS...

WOMEN STRONK... WE NOT MAKING BABIES ANYMORE. HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW TO MAKE BABIES NOW? WE CARRIER NOW.

GOVERNMENT BETTER BRINGS US SOME IMMIGRANTS FOR LOW BIRTHRATES BECAUSE THIS NOT OUR BUSINESS NO LONGER.

i guess these all-female reboots are making money. they wouldnt make them unless they made bank. i think it's retarded but i must be in the minority

I'm so fucking sick of this meme actress

Watchmen, but only if Dr Manhattan wasn't in it

...

oh yes and not to forget the real Sup Forums movei

>shawshank redemtion
You're joking. Right?

>pol
>not Sup Forums

>lets have a woman beat up like 5 male guards while looking like a size 0 model with no muscles

who wants to bet this tired meme will happen in that

Just make a new IP, nobody has a problem with women in typically male roles, Kill Bill is great for example. The problem is when existing things get ruined just for the sake of feminism or whatever the fuck agenda they're pushing this week.

I'd be completely fine with an original all female heist movie, that actually sounds like a good idea, especially in Sandra Bullock is in it; Lieutenant Lenina Huxley is mai waifu. This however sounds like a crock of shit because it won't hold up on its own merits.

Because they won't sell unless they have an established franchise behind it. A generic heist movie with cunt wouldn't do much at the box office. Having an established franchise name with cunts has a better chance of making money.

Carmen Sandiego works alone.

a big reason Ocean 11 did so well is because women could flick the bean to it.

women don't like heist movies, and men don't want to watch women pretend to be men

This.
Just make new shit instead of ruining other shit.

To be fair, Black Widow is probably a result of some supersoldier serum experiment.
At least one comicbook version has gone through some Russian supersoldier serum experiments.

>flick the bean
topkek the first time I heard this

I fuckin love Carmen Sandiego.

that would be an excellent example. The snark, the imitated accents. Her ability to steal abstract concepts and landmarks

She doesn't work with 10 other women though.

Didn't they learn from the Ghostbusters shitshow?

she has henchmen

though they're all caricatures. and most are male.

but fuck. i would love a Carmen Sandiego thing

>Jennifer Lawrence

When will this meme end

>Hollywood is too white
>60% of it is made up by 2% of the population
>Jews still play the self-depreciating white man card for their own benefit

It really does make me wonder how long before the next Shoah.

>Fight Club

More like Fat Club xD

REEEEEEEE NOT MY FAVORITE MOVIEEEEE

I don't really care about bad movies. There are a lot of 80s, 90s and early 2000 that I haven't seen yet.

Shouldn't it be like Ocean's 55 at this point? They're rebooting a reboot to make it women this time?
Does a large enough ensemble cast of women even exist for an Ocean's movie?

"Token males" are still token males

>Jane Bond

I don't understand why Sup Forums is mad about this kind of shit. They're remakes/reboots of oldie stuff, the chances of it being good regardless of gender is less than 10%.

That bunny from Zootopia will probably be a bigger inspiration for little girls all over the world than any of these shitty feminist remake flops.

Say it with me

F-L-O-P

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking REEE. First they started casting Dindus and shit in white roles, now they're making all female reboots and shit.

Is the new Ghostbusters movie not ringing any alarms for these fucking clowns?

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