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>marry, fuck, kill, feed eggs

Gloria: marry
Claire: kill
Alex: fuck
Hailey: feed eggs

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kill, marry, fuck, feed eggs

I agree with this

Feed eggs, kill, marry, fuck

Alex- marry, but only pre reduction otherwise swap with gloria
Gloria- fuck
Hailey- kill
Claire- feed eggs

Well ariel winter botched her tits and now looks like my 35 year old mexican aunt so.....i guess i feed her eggs for a while.

>Not wanting to marry Hailey

Fuck Sophia Vergara. Kill the rest.

...

Brehs...

Marry Alex because Ariel Winter has such gorgeous feet.

Marry both Sofia and Ariel, feed them eggs every night and smell their rancid fat arses letting their humoungous egg-induced farts as they sit on my face before fucking them.

Kill the rest.

>marry Hailey
>still get cucked by Dylan

do deliciously degenerate things to/with ariel
marry sofia
kill sarah
the skinny old one looks like she could do with some eggs so it works out perfectly

Anyone got any Ariel winter pics before the reduction? Fucking F's. F's!

Perfect sole.

*PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Google Esperanza Gomez
Thank me later

her ass got sooooo fat i just want to stick my tongue in her asshole

*fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf*

what
the
fuck

agree

also agree

Marry, kill, feed eggs, fuck

I want to put my dick in her rolls

*orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggg*

Feed
Kill
Fuck
Marry

absolutely delicious

i wanna put my tongue in her butt desu

>orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggg
you've gone too far this time fartposter

>Chops tits off so she doesnt get tyoe cast and overssexualized
>Proceeds to posting Pictures of her butt in a bikini
Marxist Women logic

*raaaaaaaafffffff*

What happened to this chick? She went from a normal girl with huge tits and a tv show to a straight up slut "don't shame me," Kardashian clone.

Like her entire instagram is basically playboy nowadays

The one that's like 30 but looks like she's 12 = marry
The bean one = fuck
Happy Gilmore's gf = feed eggs
The one that chopped off her tits because of feminism = murder with my bare hands

i have no idea but i'm enjoying it

*kraaaaaaaaaaaaak*

kill off of them lol literal ugly ass whos

>tv
KEK

...

>not wanting to fuck Sarah

It's like you're all gay or something.

... w-who is she supposed to be?

but that terrible cellulite tho

hnng

i'm a pretty major buttguy and is completely unforgivable

Selene from Underworld

Disgusting

I want to suck that foot.

... oh

disappointing.

She'd make a great gally tho ._.

WTF happened to Sarah, and why does she look like just walked out of an anime?

See

but would you lick her soles clean after she's been walking around barefoot and her feets are all grimy and filthy and sweaty

jesus that breast reduction scar

destroy a perfect gift from god

i can't even whale to this anymore

makeup, hair extensions, eye contacts, don't worry broseph she doesn't looks like that all the time

yes. her soles are beautiful and i bet her footdirt tastes good.

her butt looks just fine in pic related

Yeah, no

family issues and having money

She's damaged goods. Ever since that one Australian dude groped the shit out of her I just haven't been that into her.

>He was Australian

Based. Her reaction was ridiculous, total Tumblrina drama queen.

Gloria: deport
Claire: kill
Alex: marry
Hailey: fuck

She should sit that delicious fat ass on my face and rub her perfectly soft soles along my cock while I berry my tongue in her asshole
Hnng

What "feed eggs" means?


Im new in this

you feed them eggs

Gloria aged badly. Hayley as well. Alex is fat. Claire is a tasty milf.

So. Marry Claire. Fuck Gloria. Feed eggs to Hailey, and kill Alex.

I wondered that myself, I think he literally means feed eggs though, without a metaphoric meaning to it

Going to need to move to LA and have a threesome with Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland in character as the Dunphys
Going to have to do it
Been sitting around, shitposting my life away, but then I saw this thread
And now I gotta start saving up my money
And submitting my writing to agents
So I can make moves
End up over there
And in them both
Thanks a lot OP
Now I have to get it together, thanks to your fucking thread
See you fellas on the other side

have you seen the bikini pic?

What's this about?

you ever see Claire in a bikini? fucking disgusting mate

just some asshole groped her, and she freaked the fuck out, no big whoop

...

I think it's referring to this.

Nope.

Nope.

I have seen both Sarah and April in a bikini and it wasn't pretty either.

...

WHAT THE FUCK

I have a thing for Claire for some reason.

Nevermind.

what does this mean

ywn get to tongue her ass and lick her perfect soles

huh?

who the fuck is April?

This womans body does something to me, I can feel my test level increasing the longer i look at these pictures.

Ariel. My bad.

She's hideous but so fuckable at the same time.

HOLLYWOOD VEGAN YOGA WHORES SKIPPING LEG DAY

She has streth marks

She already has the body of a 30yo woman.

she so blatantly wants dick that it triggers that uncontrollable primal urge to satisfy said desire
or that's my theory anyway

Alex >>>> Ariel

Wish she didn't remove her tits

a coworker of mine looks very similar to Ariel Winter. it's very annoying.

Not doing the eggs because what the fuck you guys are into the STUPIDEST fucking fetishes


>Actresses
Marry Sophia, Fuck Sarah, kill Ariel (then fuck her)

>Characters
Marry Alex, Fuck Haley, kill Claire

Daily reminder, she has severus mommy issues.

She taste a dick when she was only 13yo.

>She taste a dick when she was only 13yo.
So like most American females then?

Marry Haley
Fuck Claire
Kill Gloria
Feed eggs to Alex. Whatever that is.

>She taste a dick when she was only 13yo.

how you know? what's the rumor, tell me nao

hot

post speed racer ariel winter wink wink

Is actually a fact.

Is the reason why her mother hates her.

Maybe she already has.herpes or sifilis, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=5DujFtWm2Y0

i'm sure pictures like these she plans out, but no longer cries out about these pictures being taken.

i'm not actually gonna have sex with her so i'm straight

oh she definitely does it on purpose

Kek, well you right.

I dont know but when i see her pics, i think, she must be fuckin heavy, like a fuckin cow.

>Believing some washed up stage mom over a Qt starlet
Damn, when did this become r/tv/? Tip them if you've got them

Anyone remember that Modern Family press conference where most the questions from male journos were about her tits? She was still 17 at the time.