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truly a semen slurping """""sport"""""

lmao look at that fucking doggo

HABS GET IN HERE

I hate dogs so fucking much

BUT THEY LOVE YOU

Where the fuck is that pic of Bieber getting checked into a wall.

Is the guy that painted this a furry?? hmm

No, he's a good boy.

I'm in the process of claiming /fa/ in the name of Sup Forums. If you want to see some /fa/ggots get pwned I suggest you go there

>trips of i don't even know what

Newsboy hats are pretty fetch

I bet you faggots don't even own a proper newsboy hat

You niggers are so jealous of my Kangol brand Newsboy hat, it's actually hilarious

You faggots are so mad right now

imagine being canadian

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Imagine pretending to be white

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you tell me, Xhuang

Fuck you, faggot

t. angry chink

being agressive for no reason is a common thing amongst people with microdicks, and asians are known for having such disease

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

when did bupinder manmeet become a sportsnet correspondent?

wow straight to feelings

>sips

Hello mudslime

Пpивeт, кaк дeлa?

I'm white and my dick is average. Not sure why you're so obsessed with dicks and race. You must be small dicked minority homosexuals

It you hate dogs, then you are not white. Easy as that.

Dogs are niggerloving race-traitors. You fell for the dog meme. Cats are where it's at

>man
>owns cats
sure sign that a person has never had an actual friend in their entire life

I don't have any cats though

what about friends?

let's be honest, if most of us had friends we wouldn't be posting here

it's no coincidence that the times i've posted on here most frequently were also the most personally disastrous times of my life

You're all my friends

But yeah, I'm working on it

I have lots of friends they're just all asleep while hockey is on

And don't think I'll abandon you guys once I make it big. I'll still be here to shill for sure

>calgary up 2-0
>arena sounds like a nursing home

FINLAN. TELL ME. will granny beat the consecutive games point record?

>granlund unbusting himself
redemption for binland

Sorry friends, but I didnt know where to ask this. Does anybody on NHL 17? I need help also. Sorry for my English.

We're not into video games on Sup Forums. try Sup Forums

lots of people on nhl 17 xhiang

It's a waste of time and is woman repellent

No general on /vg/ and nobody care about hockey on Sup Forums

Not my name. Can you help or not

>woman repellent
how is that a bad thing?

Nothing, if you're a fag

Men need to toughen up to withstand women's intrinsic acidic nature

here familia

yes

>nobody care about hockey on Sup Forums
i can vouch for that
Sup Forums is mostly AAA trash and weeb cripple simulators

>is woman repellent
it's the most socially acceptable video game there is

>get attacked
>penalty
what did the nhl mean by this

I meant video games in general, sorry if that wasn't clear

So please help

I need help with franchise mode

well no shit but anything that isn't "giving attention to women" is women repellent. if you're living your life based on what women want it's a very miserable life

>not having a +50 gd
wew

I have sports for that. I play poker and watch hockey and basketball

Bobby Ryan is gonna fucking hate Arizona kek

When will Poopoopeepee get to play in Edmonton again?

sorry bro i haven't bought a console since the XBox 360, don't have it

East Conference fag here

What the fuck is wrong with Colorado?

everything

at their high altitude, they lack the oxygen necessary for high-aptitude brain operations

it appears that way

jesus this team is shit

then why did iginla go there knowing his negroid brain cant handle rocky mountain air banter

he's a nigger
niggers are stupid

seems a bit rude to be honest

truth hurts

not as bad as no gf

>banter
>colorado

remember when torts came from new york to vancouver and was amazed at how intense the media and fans were? if new york of all places has a laid-back hockey scene, colorado is probably about as intense as hawaii

great place to go finish your career after you're washed up and can just quietly cash cheques with no spotlight on you(see also:florida panthers)

Do women ever lie about having kids? Like just to play hard to get?

i was implying the rocky mountain atmospheric banter not the media banter
Of course

I mean, there's always giving them up for adoption. IDGAF

Does /hoc/ agree?

lol so wrong, none of those 3 are contenders

>pitsburgh
>not a contender
Pick 1

Colorado Avalanche are too high

kek

Everybody SHUT UP and listen to me. I have information that will impeach Trump.

Pic related

>mild

IT'S OVER, HE'S FINNISHED

vancouver is at least three tiers too low

feels bad. i had a bad feeling about this game.
just glad this is the last one and hopefully >we won't (likely) have to face them.

jokes on you cunt


ive spent the last ten years MASTERING this sport.

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LMAO

/hoc/ ive been drinking dont tell my mom

Why, exactly, would you need help with NHL 17?
I just bought it last night myself and have been having fun with it. That's the whole point.

Why would anyone possibly need "help" with any of it?

One thing I'll admit is that online versus is pretty infuriating as someone who last regularly played this game in 2013. But I like every other mode quite a bit.

i liked it

i just watched like 7 of these and i adore it

Contenders: Pongs, Craps, Shorks

Good: Hasbs, Reddithawks, Kongs, Preds, Jykkets, Cucks, Bloos, Mild

Good Enough for Playoffs: Laffs, Coilers, Broons, Hurrishits

Playoff Hopeful: Stors, Tampon Bay, Panthlels, Islels

Solid Future: Flim Flams, Phoenix, Buffalel

LOL:
Devlels, Wongs, Cantpucks

Stanley Cup Champs 2019:
Jests

Likely To Be Worse than Las Vegas Next Year:
Avs

contenders
>cbj, wsh, min

hopeful
>sjs, pit, chi, mon

rest of list doesn't matter

Good list.

2 of those 7 really don't belong. I'll give you a moment to edit your post.

okay,
dropped to playoff tier
sjs, mon

fixed it

It's easier to put kongs in the good section now that you're the only kongs fan left here lmao

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literally who?

>Assalanche

relocation when?
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