It's WW3 and you are given one superpower to save your nation from destruction

It's WW3 and you are given one superpower to save your nation from destruction

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how fucked are you?

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>Material Swapping

So basically I can turn all the enemies' guns into flowers.

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So I can Become super for a little while...
Britain's fucked, then again very little can save GB now

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Nice

You mean you can swap their hearts with concrete blocks

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Oh boy.

Haemopotent Regeneration - The ability to regenerate yourself with blood.

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REMOVE
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.Reincarnation Manipulation

I'm a God now motherfucker

Time travel.

I'd rather fight carthage for the romans desu senpai

Don't worry Sup Forums, I will become the leader of the new world.

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I would be superman. Ez

Earth can't into space exploration to find kryptonite

>Empathic projection

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Probably the gayest super power I've ever heard, also would not stop WW3.

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I could make a fortune with this in Israel and in the US

Heh.... Manipulation of pipes, nothing I don't do already.

Enhanced whipmanship

This could be fun

Not only is my nation fine, but I have transcended from a human bean to a god
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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation

Mother Russia will be defended from the USAnians. You're guilty for enslaving niggers! Do more stupid shit pls :^)

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I can completely cut off enemy communication and calls for reinforcements. Would turn us back into 1776 guerrilla fighters but on steroids.

I like how you think.

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Jesus Christ, this is beyond broken.

>Could augment the speed of a thrown pebble to give it the velocity to have the impact of a nuclear explosion.
>Could augment myself to be the smartest, most powerful human being to ever live.
>Could augment the ground to BUILD WALL.

I get the powers of Mayan deities, I'd say I'm fine

>beam manipulation
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I just fried all of the middle east with the the sun's rays

lmao I can kill anyone just with the light coming from their computer

pic related

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Come at me bro

my ability would be to make my countries enemies forever constipated until their asses blow up.

Countenance.
>your face has an effect on those that look upon it
>healing
>destruction
>fatal

I choose destruction and show up at places I don't like.
>tfw forever alone

>Alicorn Physiology...
The fuck?
>sees pick
everloving fuck
>is gonna get furfagged to death
Reeeeeeee

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Hmm, I've read the Book of Enoch. Being a nephilim would probably just make me a larger target to hit despite being huge and strong.

I'm pretty fucked.

I got "imaginary contructs"

But speaking of ww3
I was outside today and there were these very loud whooshing sound in the air, like an airshow. When I drove home and got away from the area it faded away, but I was creeped out.
What was that, because I highly doubt that was an airshow, and I saw the fire department and confused people looking for something.
Do you guys think I should be worried?

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I think I'm k

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Create creatures of acid... radical.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection
You are not a clever man are you?

>First try
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology
I'll fuck all the white chicks and create a super race to rid the minorities

>second try
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mecha_Wearing
>:)

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So we win

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>The users may find this difficult to use if they cannot calculate proper scientific equations.

Pretty fucked.

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>needs nerf

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Time to go full Deus Vult

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Great, it's WW3 and I became a tumblr otherkin.

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I have ascended to giga reptilian

>Magic Generation

I will make memes great again

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The liberals thought they'd never see him in Canada.

LOOK UPON MY FACE, AND DIE!

Transcendent Power Cancellation/Nullification

Capabilities

User can negate and nullify the powers of nigh-omnipotent/transcendent beings, preventing them from using their powers, effectively making them powerless.

So unless gods attack us, I'm more useless than a white man in a modern german marriage.

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Try and nerf me.

y'know what they say about internet

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having trouble understanding this desu

Imaginary Contructs . A discount green lantern

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A lot of good that does me, I'm going to hunt rats for sustenance.

>more useless than a white man in a modern german marriage
Audible Kek

Where in Canada are you.

New Jersey here. Been a lot of air activity recently, more so than there usually is at fort Dix.

Also saw a convoy of 10 USCG Strike team trucks headed north on the Parkway.

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not that bad

lol

Looking forward to a new sun dawning over Trenton.

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Send me to the middle east, boys. I'll have that place cleaned up in no time

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>The user can utilize different methods of inflicting and utilizing sex, lust, pleasure, etc. as a form of magic. They can use different spells to formulate the inducement of sex or can use different sexual practices to cast different kinds of spells.

JACKPOT BABY

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FUCK YOU SAUDI ARABIAAAAAA

too easy
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>eye color manipulation

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gg no re

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THE HUNGRY SKELETON'S BELLY RUMBLES

Im not fucked at all. :DDD

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>aether manipulation

pepper yer angus. Spain stronk.

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CCC. i will draw "Mohammed" and control the moderate hordes against the radical ones.

>Calculation Transfer

Well I guess it's a great fucking thing we have that wall.

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Wheres the soap user

I'm in toronto

Have fun.

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by the power of KEK

Sense of Strength.

Well I guess I can sense other peoples power levels and expose them.

>Weapon Creation
Self explanatory. Case closed, Rule Britannia.

A CG strike team is just used for oil spills and environmental issues.
> Was in the CG for 8 years
>inb4 welfare queen

>Garbage Manipulation
I throw New Jersey at the enemy, America is saved.

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I think I'll be useful

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nice

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you know... it might actually work

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Fuck..

i win.

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I'm gonna blow you with my firecrackers
Also I guess I can basically destroy any weapon after firing.

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How can I even use this effectively?

Easy
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>Sexual Inducement
>The user can induce sexual arousal in others to make them lustful and crave sexual interaction. This power may work with both genders, their sexual interest and people of any age.

l-lewd
any ideas?

Yes but what would the point of a huge convoy of trucks headed north mean?

What are they expecting?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

...I become God?

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I.....this is so worthless.....

>there is Hungarian brons
Our reach is far

Make every muslim feel like it weighs a ton, effectively locking it to the ground.

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Looks like I won't be leading the troops into battle.

>Constructs Creation
>grumpy railgun incoming

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>The user can release and surround themselves in/with fire for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable and granting them various abilities/attacks. The aura may also give the user enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability.

It probably won't help against nukes though.

fact: hungarians are the most powerful race in the world

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It's okay everyone. I got this.

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Well, fuck.

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We won WW3

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Not only I save my nation, I become ruler of the planet.

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>absorb all the hate and shitposting
>become baal and smite all the mudslimes

Personal Reality.

>can create an alternate world of fantasy, in which they can control anything and everything that resides within it, being able to transfer real objects/beings from reality into this phantasmal plane and even the reverse, including themselves.

brb, sending all shitskins to literal Hell.

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Artificial soul. Gr8

Everyone sit down, as I have become death, destroyer of browns.

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I win.

As a bonus I will annihilate Europe, the Mecca, and Israel.

And all of Australia's Emu's.

I basically got Mememagic(k)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation

Fuck yeah. Glorious Chile is saved.