Cringey thread

Cringey thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=jA3NTB8-1QA
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f-list.net/c/the hiker

youtube.com/watch?v=jA3NTB8-1QA

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Alpha as fuck. Take note betafags, this is what a real man looks like.

Scroll over and let us see the porn tabs

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Here you go boss

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thats just kinda funny

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I think the digital casio watch sells this.

Maximum edge

I refuse to believe this isn't satire

Lost

Fakest shit ever...You must be a sad human being saving these stupid ass memes on your computer

Sonic fanfics are very real

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what the fuck...? People are retarded

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it's fake

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>So beta, he hover hands a 2d grill

>nothin personnel
I know they are real, but I feel like these are made by people ironically copying cwc humor

dislikes: "my dad"

My sides have achieved orbital velocity....

I can practically see the teen angst dripping out of the pores among the oil, dirt and acne.

Wow I have literally never seen anyone else make this joke before 10/10

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>i barked at her during our parent-teacher conference

jesus christ

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Fuck off thats melonpan he alpha as fuck

Idk man love can do weird things to people. I used to work with this girl and she was upset one day because her husband cheated on her with a guy. She said it wasn't his fault because he told her he had a sex addiction and that he was just curious. I was like "did you know he was bi?" She swore up and down he was straight even though he had cheated on her with guys before. I asked her how many guys he had sex with and she said "12".

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This Twitter profile picture...

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How bad does your voice have to be for a beta fag like that to call it fucking annoying?

what a bitch

boards.Sup Forums.org/b/thread/739920422/ask-a-professional-fidgeter-everything#p739921131739920907

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lost

>likes Lincoln Park
I'm guessing the nigga gunna be real disappointed

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FUUUUUUUUUUCK that is pure gold

Holy fuck I would have legit replied with my address and been like "come do something about it faggot"

is this where the fluffy sketti thing started? I got a "select all punching bags"...one was a fucking cat....

lost

jesus fuck this is great

> you're going to have one pissed off fox on your ass
Makes snarky passive aggressive comments, but will back down immediately if they think there could be a fight.

> you may not like the fact that we are baby furs but you will fucking respect it
Will do nothing to make you respect it then make another blog ranting about how tough he is.

>use common since
>since

this is what a college degree is nowdays

Isn't catsup made out of bananas? What if that's catsup?

Win

> catsup
Kys (pic related)

Publically shot down by this beast! - We're going to need a new letter after omega to describe this dude's game!

They spelled catsup incorrectly

mkay, but the girl's comments are not written like a human would write them, they're written like some autist trying his best to make it obvious that she cheated without any subtly or nuance.

I think you are just a retard.

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

Have you never talked to a party girl before? The things they type are barely English. Maybe it is fake, but there are definitely dumb bitches out there that type like that.

Is this bait or an aspy meltdown?

youtu.be/H2BS6D07RbA

It's not about how she typed, it's what she typed. Like unless this girl is legit mentally retarded in some capacity (which I suppose is a possibility), she wouldn't just volunteer all this info publicly or at least not make it sound like she's a fucking cartoon character who's been told to 'act naturally'.

Do you really want to try me? Are you sure you want that route?

>medevil
>common since
>Breaking Benjamins
>let me type a rant about how I'd kick your ass
>and just post it publicly, not send it to you

As the furries would say: Woof

at least try something funny, what shitty ass copypasta

I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.

This has to be satire.

Want to find out, tough guy?

lost

THIS ISN'T EVEN A YLYL THREAD. AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

> TFW you derail a thread talking about Catsup

he is still going

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Fuck you and your "ketchup" having asd

Not sure if troll or hyperautism.......

Ass not asd but still fuck you

lmao

kek

What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

Even if this is a troll you are still super autistic.

How? Explain you me you no good fucking spergelord

f-list.net/c/hatwolf/

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