Oh no user!

Oh no user!
You and a femanon are stranded on an island.
Dubs decide whats happening.

Trump nukes the island

Lmfao

Damn that was over quickly

But they live because of a magical fedora

Acquire water and shelter before procuring any kind of food or sexual relations.

lol now im death

fuck you this was the only reason i bothered coming on Sup Forums right now

Roll to keep thread going

Trump nukes the island.
Lucky you and femanon survided.
you have a few bone breaks and third degree burns.

have sex

trumps nukes the island again but this time it's lethal

roll

...

Trump Sends jets to drop 20 metric tons of napalm on the island.

roll

female mutates to a mermaid and after blowjob we escape

Trump dies

what a lovely story

yeah to fuck would be a big risk because a dolphin pussy has the power to pinch off a dick

Trump dies, You user get a blowjob and escape afterwards with a boat.

Rapefugees board the ship and everyone drowns.

wtf with a boat? no user on the back of the mermaid, there was never a boat

Sorry to let you know but, the only way out is with a boat. The femanon mermaid cant swim in the water around the island. The water is contaminated because of trumps nuke.

roll

They get stranded on the same island again.

Reroll

They make it to North korea

roll for hiller clinton riding in on a witch broom and putting them back on the island and destroying the boat

They made it to North Korea.
Angry asians greet them.
What next?

Superman while fighting with batman arrive there

Re

The North Koreans all try to board the boat to escape

Trump ghost nukes north korea

Re

Re

I feel like you maybe don't know how nukes work

Rape Kim Jong Un

Fuck

Yeah trips do it

user and femanon die, and stay dead.

/thread

reroll to make sure

Double dubs confirm

reroll for triple check

Walks the dinosaurs

the north koreans turn into traps and tey proceed to fuck the boipuciii