Oh no user!
You and a femanon are stranded on an island.
Dubs decide whats happening.
Oh no user!
Trump nukes the island
Lmfao
Damn that was over quickly
But they live because of a magical fedora
Acquire water and shelter before procuring any kind of food or sexual relations.
lol now im death
fuck you this was the only reason i bothered coming on Sup Forums right now
Roll to keep thread going
Trump nukes the island.
Lucky you and femanon survided.
you have a few bone breaks and third degree burns.
have sex
trumps nukes the island again but this time it's lethal
roll
...
Trump Sends jets to drop 20 metric tons of napalm on the island.
roll
female mutates to a mermaid and after blowjob we escape
Trump dies
what a lovely story
yeah to fuck would be a big risk because a dolphin pussy has the power to pinch off a dick
Trump dies, You user get a blowjob and escape afterwards with a boat.
Rapefugees board the ship and everyone drowns.
wtf with a boat? no user on the back of the mermaid, there was never a boat
Sorry to let you know but, the only way out is with a boat. The femanon mermaid cant swim in the water around the island. The water is contaminated because of trumps nuke.
roll
They get stranded on the same island again.
Reroll
They make it to North korea
roll for hiller clinton riding in on a witch broom and putting them back on the island and destroying the boat
They made it to North Korea.
Angry asians greet them.
What next?
Superman while fighting with batman arrive there
Re
The North Koreans all try to board the boat to escape
Trump ghost nukes north korea
Re
Re
I feel like you maybe don't know how nukes work
Rape Kim Jong Un
Fuck
Yeah trips do it
user and femanon die, and stay dead.
/thread
reroll to make sure
Double dubs confirm
reroll for triple check
Walks the dinosaurs
the north koreans turn into traps and tey proceed to fuck the boipuciii