Women are like dogs. Prove me wrong

Women are like dogs. Prove me wrong.

dogs love you

You must have watched Full metal Alchemist recently.

Gottem

true

Women are more like cats. Dogs love you and are loyal... They are not mans best friend for nothing

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A woman doesn't come when you tell her to.

Fucking golden.

I disagree with this statement because I believe that dogs couple be trained to be excellent drivers

Fucking kek

OP here. I'm guessing you're talking to me. And no, I've never seen that movie. What's it about?

Dogs are loyal.

This is a very true statement. Dogs are fucking DOPE. Cats are shitty.

You ever think of stand up? Quick and witty right here.

kys

Aww, did the woman of your dreams reject you?

There's an ancient saying from English folklore;
"A dog, a woman and a walnut tree;
The more you beat them, the better they be".

I stood up and clapped for a minute after reading this.

117/10

>Fucking golden.
I have bad news for you, mate

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This difference between women and dogs is that the latter are great to fuck.

No, not at all. I don't have an "ideal" woman. Every chick has something I like. My main concern here is, there another fucking species. Like I wanna care about them but I also think they are not receptive enough to understand true love. Women are opportunistic, AKA prostitutes. That's why I cannot respect them as people, and have decided to treat them as subhuman, cause honestly men do not LIKE women. We actually think they are the enemy. We literally just want that pussy. Men are like drug addicts. Some addicts are worse then others.

Trying too hard.

You could get a dog if you tried.

AKA "I don't have much contact with woman"

I prefer cats, but I do genuinely like dogs too.

"i prefer penis, only if it's a feminine penis and if he wears a wig, but i do genuinely like ass too"

Dogs are loyal