Favorite Simpsons line?

Favorite Simpsons line?

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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

you don't win friends with salad

a jackal??

They still do these award things? I thought nearly everyone had won one

Well everyone except foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

Hello!

The part with Barney at the girl scout meeting.
>"My name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic"
>"Mr. Gumble this is a girl scout meeting."

"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

He's too crazy for Boys Town, but too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

>"I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic
champagne."

That exchange with Lenny in the 300 game episode was fantastic.
>Carefuly what you say, you might jinx him
>Okay...Miss! Miss!
>Hey shut up
>Sorry I'm trying to call to the waitress. This SPLIT she sold me is making me CHOKE
>Lenny...
>Hey, I paid $7.10 for this SPLIT
>Can't you call it a banana split you dumbwad?
>SPARE me your GUTTER mouth Carl

>Wheres the fire Mr Simpson?
>*Homer points at the police station which is on fire
>Oh you're in trouble now. That's a 317: Pointing out police stupidity...or is that a 313? Uh...no, 313 is...something dog...uh...not, probably 317...you're in trouble pal

>The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

>Yes.

>May I see it?

>No.

>One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize".

>Are you the Beer Baron?
>Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

>Vera said that?

> That doesn't explain why there's no pictures of Maggie
> oh there are pictures...I keep them where I need them the most

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>that could have been me!

Bart why are you doing that?

I dunno

The child was an outcast

>I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography!

>Homer, I dont know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out

>Burt stamson speaking

Must of been that bean I had for dinner

>Do you kids want to be like the real U.N.? or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

>Bort? Come here Bort
>Sorry are you talking to me?
>No, my son is also named Bort

Such a stupid joke but it slays me everytime

>"No deal McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!"

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Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, just give em one o these

SEATTLE!

like the time I caught the ferry over to shelbyville? I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time

now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had picutes of bumble bees on them.

GIMME FIVE BEE'S FOR A QUARTER, youd say

>I must be the first non Brazilian to travel back in time

See you in hell, candy boys!!!

>and who could forget, dear rat boy
>rat boy? i resent that
>bart stop gnawing on the drywall

>Little bart
>Little lisa
>Little Marge
>And the rest

>>I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography!
That's how I learned the definition of pornography. Not from the show, but from remembering the joke and a couple days later playing scrabble with my mom. I had enough letters to play 'pornography' and I was really proud of myself. She just got this horrified look on her face and asked where I learned that word and if I knew what it meant. When I told her I didn't know she made me get up and go look it up in the dictionary. I did- then I got really embarrassed, and walked back in and the word was off the scrabble board and we didn't talk about it again until I was an adult.

The coroner! Man I am sick of that guy.

What a lovely day, I think I'll go out the window.

D's nk

>the BLURST of times?

steamed hams

>okay Mr. Burns, what's your last name?
>
> I don't know

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>Smithers, are they booing me?
>Err, no! they're saying boo-urns! BOO-URNS!

>Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?
>BOOOOOO

I was saying boourns...

>It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
>I told you last night, no!

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Dramatization, may not have happened

kek

this is one of my favourites too
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Can someone explain thsi joke to me. Never got it. Is it that moleman is senile and is therefor mispronouncing his name?

EEEEEE

>Cold, Biscuits, Chicken, Yellow, Mailman
>You're reading the wine list, sir
>Very good

Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!

>I wish just once someone would call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."

Can someone explain to me why the latest seasons are so bad? I'm a pleb, so I don't have an explanation myself. I just know they're bad.

>Get outta my car
>This isn't my house

>*bewildered*
>this isn't the YMCA...

>youtube.com/watch?v=J0FZ0sqGDqY
this

they're not funny

Some of their best writers left in the late nineties, the ones that stayed stopped caring.

New Simpsons is a fucking funeral march because everyone is simply there for a paycheck.

I think you're probably taking the piss, but to this day I still don't really get it and people really often describe it as their favorite Simpsons joke of all time. Like is Smithers trying to stretch it to convince Mr.Burns that he's hearing "boo" when really they're saying a fucked up version of "Burns"? I think that's the joke, but if it is it totally doesn't work for me because those words aren't even slightly similar.

And why on earth would that be anybody's favorite joke of all time?

Simpsons has been bad since you were in diapers I guarantee it.

>Where is Bart anyway, his dinner's getting all cold and eaten

>I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

Half the good writers left, some quality voice actors left or died. I also heard they had some family guy writers on some of the newer eps, explains a lot.

It's a bit of fun.

I don't understand this one

Woozle wuzzle.

I get smithers' motive but I don't get why moleman is also mispronouncing it. Senilty?

jej

Maybe. I think the joke there is just that he's supposed to be sad and lonely and trying to latch on to whatever other people are doing, but he's just not very good at it.

A box damn you! A BOX!

That whole episode was golden. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Must be good to be a grown up. I congratulate you

almost every line in that episode is the best line of the series
best episode

>Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
>HEY! That's a half-truth!

Is it normal that me and my friends relate most things with simpsons lines?

>Japan's not so bad. You liked Rashomon.
>That's not how I remember it

I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them

>I... don't know...

>Sweet, I got myself a bed

>And heeere come the pretzels

It's a sad day for baseball.

Moleman has nothing to do with it.
He's just a puppet for the writers

The joke is
>Are they booing me?
>No they're supporting you but in a totally implausible way that no one would believe to be true
>one guy is actually doing that implausible thing

Moleman is just a vehicle of the joke.

>woah... i had mustard?

OH MY GOD

There used to be this popular baseball player for the Houston Astros named Jose Cruz. Whenever he would come up to bat in the Astrodome the home crowd would all cheer shouting "Cruuuuuuuuuuuze!"

Invariably the television announcers, assuming their viewers were idiots, would explain "They're not booing that's HO-ZAY CRUUUUUUUUZ!"

That probably happened to other athletes with similar sounding names and Smithers was trying to fool Mr. Burns into thinking that was what the theatre crowd was doing even though it is a huge stretch since his name doesn't have the OO sound in it.

Moleman is feeble minded or just weird.

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I can't remember the entire line, but the joke about Homer telling Mr Burns about his former car; now cube. You guys know the one.
His progressively pissed off facial expression always gets me.

Oh. Well that's dumb.

>that extended shot of all the kids injured from the tramampoline

It's a very common joke
>Here's a thing that's unlikely to happen
>It happens

Gone with the Wind reference.

This is everybody's fault but mine

To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Luke Walton, Lakers. He's their new coach you just got me hyped because we're gonna hear the "Luuuuuuke" chants again. Never explained by announcers so it took me a while when he'd check in. "Are our fans so shitty they boo their own player?" Then Occam's Razor eventually took place, well I guess not in such an obvious way

Fuck I was just looking up what it was a reference to and you beat me too it

Oh well. That happens when you're on Metric Time

I like finding all the subtle movie references. Generally from classics. Zombie Simpsons just takes an entire plot and copies it, like Twilight. Although I will admit older Simpsons did that with Cape fear.

I live by these words every day

>Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...

Classic Simpsons was rife with references.
Many of which went right over the heads of intended audiences.

The early Simpsons writers were film and TV geeks and it showed. That's quality you can't fake.

>Mr. Burns: Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do.

>[disgusted]"How do you sleep at night?"
>"On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies."

inb4 shit storm

IT STINKS
IT STINKS
IT STINKS

>Her legend will live on.
>Homer's mind: Yeah, legend of the dog-faced woman.
>Homer: HA! Legend of the dog-faced woman! That's rich.

I've got a folder dedicated to classic simpsons references