Got my dick sucked for the first time last night. Pretty disappointing to be honest...

Got my dick sucked for the first time last night. Pretty disappointing to be honest. Didn't actually feel much and just kept thinking I could fap better than this.

Are blow jobs a meme?

Are you circumcised?

sorry to say pal you got a shitty blowjob

For me, blowjobs are by far better than anything. Fapping, fucking.. Doesn't come close. Blowjobs are amazing.

Yeah they're indeed a meme. If you cum from a BJ you're definitely beta as fuck. You can't feel shit.

I think they're great but every girl is good in sucking dick. My gf is okay I guess, she just doesn't come very far.

Kek. Cutfag detected. Blowjobs are fucking amazing, especially when they stick their tongue in between the skin and the glans wowee

Sorta kinda. I mean sex in general is kinda over hyped
Congrats by the way kek

NOT* every girl

Blowjobs are better than sex desu there's better use for a female mouth than putting a dick in it

Fapping is better than a shit blowjob which is what it sounds like you got. A good or even just OK BJ is much better than fapping. Hell even getting a hand job from a girl who knows what she's doing is better than jerking it yourself.

im cut and every blowjob i got so far was 100% amazing. need to find the right girls

Best head I ever received was from a dude. Smoke some weed. Sniff some poppers. MAKE it nasty and your brain will click into that mode with lots of pleasure.

you had a bad blowjob then.

a good one feels better than pussy.

I literally can't cum for blowjob, no chick ever made me cum that way. I last on average close to 2 hours fucking, so the amount of stimulation needed for me to cum from oral would shoot the timer up to 4 hours or some shit. It's nigh impossible.

I do love getting blown, but can't orgasm from it. Best I've managed is pulling out after a long session and, with some luck, can get finished off by my gf in the end. But more often than not I kind of start losing that tingly sensation and it takes me another 15+ minutes of fucking again to orgasm. I basically don't risk a second attempt when that happens, because as you can imagine fucking for several hours straight is pretty tiring albeit awesomely pleasurable (not to mention we actually have to work, eat, have a social life, etc.).

Anyway, yeah, blowjobs are tricky.

I know that feel. Sometimes she suddenly stops sucking, opens her mouth, and shows me my cum when I didn't even feel myself cum.

The trick is to jerk off into her mouth while she sucks. Best of both worlds

a good blowjob is better than fapping.
a GREAT blowjob will make you lose your mind for a few minutes. I dated a girl that gave incredible blowjobs. she did this thing where she swirled her tongue around my dick as it went in and out of her mouth. with other girls I could last 10 or 15 minutes getting a bj. with her i was lucky to last 3.

you got a shitty blowjob.

Holy shit that sucks lol

In my experience, the blowjobs I've received had been way better than sex.

Sex is underrated, honestly. It's really good from time to time only. Usually, it's just fun time.

Ignore all these beta fags that live for the blow job, they are over rated. If you fap loads your brain has adjusted to your hand pressure and a blow job will be far less enjoyable. Face fucking however is the way forward/

>tfw I can tell porn actor just from seeing his dick

I need help

BJ are much better than anything faggot

*overrated* lel

Maybe the person who gave you the blowjob doesn't know how to suck cock.

If a person knows what they're doing, blowjobs can be amazing.

Holy fuck i cant breathe

kek

ya, you got a shitty blowjob bud. Protip: find out how a bj is done well, then guide the chick if she has no clue what she's doing.

Welcome to being an adult, sex isnt that amazing.

Blowjobs suck. The only thing hot about them are seeing the girl put your dick in her mouth.

Sex is also overrated. I personally last 2+ hours every time, usually don't even finish unless I jack myself off, and it's just time wasting and tiring. I'd rather jack off within 5 minutes and be done.

bullshit, if you're drunk with a girl who is also drunk and inhabit-ion goes out the window, sex can be unbelievable.

Sucks to be you

that's what I used to think till my gf got better and better and now it feels like one of the best things in life

Sounds like deathgrip syndrome, tl,;dr stop jerking it so much

its not bullshit, and drunk sex is the fucking worst.

Why do you go on the internet and tell lies.

Use to have sex at least 3 times a day in highschool. Would always have my gf come over or go to her house. Mostly hers.

She gave amazing head. I can't cum to getting head but she made me spew loads.

I remember taking her to the woods and wrapping her arms around a tree, figured we would record it. Took forever and a half. I guess the girl has to be in a comfortable setting. Didn't even cum that day.

because you're generalizing the act of sex with your shitty beta experiences. Why do you go on the internet and tell lies?

Micro penis detected

Or your girl has a loose snatch

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Unless the pussy is EXCEPTIONAL...like top 2% feel....then masturbating is much better. I hate fucking my wife.

Felt the same. I'm cut.

>Got my dick sucked for the first time last night.

Find some chick who knows what she's doing. Ideally some chick who can deep throat.

This. When my fiancé and I first started dating her bjs were shit. By over the years and me telling her what feels god and doesn't she gives great head now. It usually only takes me under a few min to cum

>shitty beta experiences

you are a fucking faggot, sex can be good but its hardly as amazing as people like to claim it is.

I have had crazy sex over the years but hardly any of the times I have had sex is the sex that memorable. Its more like a compulsion that needs to be sated.

Much better than any feeling you get from sex is the feeling you get from being with someone you love.

but you are a shit talking loser who probably fucked his chubby prom date last summer, thinks he knows about the world.

Kill yourself

Lol he mad

Why are you so bitter? I bet your idea of crazy sex is beta as fuck. Go have some more crazy beta sex you legend. Maybe go to the doctors to see if you have a sensitivity issue? Weight issues can also effect sensitivity during sex.

Try having a girl suck your dick next time.

So youre shit at sex therefore everyone else is? Fuck off you loser.

Learn how to type fuck head. Didn't understand it for shit

That's how I felt at first. I think I just wasn't used to the feeling and she wasn't great at it. After about 6 times I started to really figure it out and now it's one of my favorite things to do

Best feeling part of the blowjob is what her hands are doing. It's nice to see a sexy face by your dick but a mouth and tongue only feel okay. A good bj feels great because it feels like a warm wet handjob.

If you spit on your hands and jerk off it basically feels as good as a blowie though.

Finishing into a mouth that's sucking is amazing though.

I think any sexual interaction with a female is immensely better than jacking off alone in your room, wouldn't we agree?

Sauce tho????

I never liked a single blowjob or even sex tbh, masturbating is like ten times better :/

Damn, are you me?
I got depressed after I realised how shitty sex is after trying to get it for years...

Sex is way overrated and is sold by kikes.

its not supposed to "feel" good

its the fact that a fucking beautiful girl is sticking the thing you piss out of into her fucking mouth and swallowing your precum and shit

all you fags always lose your virginity and shit and ur like WAHH ITS NOTHING

what fucking 2/10 whales are you cucks banging and how the fuck do your dicks even get up if you hate it so much

17.5cm, well above average, 14.5cm circunference, also well above average, but nice try

People who say sex is underrated are either immature or autistic In my experience. Unable to derive pleasure from anything other than direct stimulation, which if you're shit at sex. Is super difficult to achieve.

I don't know if you understand one can separate the things. Getting intimate is nice, the act of sex itself is awfully overrated though.

Based on your shit tier experience. Whats your sample size? Fucking idiot.

8 girls.

Blowjobs are best sex because there's so many textures and shit. Human tongue was made to worship my cock, and is more adept at it than butt or pussy. There's varying suction, wetness, etc. Throat doesn't bottom out like pussy, so with talent you can get balls deep fucking. etc. etc.

I honestly think I get off on oral more from the psychological side. This person is willing to put my big dirty cock in their mouth to make me feel good. Willing to suck at the hole I pee out of. When they blow me they're basically saying, "you getting bomb ass head right now is more important to me than breathing, talking, and my dignity".

That number certainly doesn't give you any authority to say sex is overrated.

it is. I like fore play more than sex

Blow jobs feel weird the first few times.
You'll get used to it buddy

>sex in general OP, get used to it

doesnt it feel good if a girl touch your dick with just her cheek? i'd imagine the mouth is better.

Some girls are just terrible at giving head and terrible at taking direction. Also if you jerk off a lot your dick becomes desensitized which can lead to less pleasurable blowjobs and even sex.

I'm 40 and have gotten a LOT of head in my life. It's literally my favorite thing in the world. I've met a lot of girls who were serious troopers and would stick with it for sometimes over an hour. But I've only cum from just the girl's stimulation less than 10 times.... in 40 fucking years. Realized that part of the problem was that I was jerking off too much; even when getting regular head and sex. So I started doing no fap for the last month and the sensitivity is returning. My gf milked out a huge fat load in her mouth this past weekend. Nothing is better than cumming in a girl's mouth or pussy.

Sex is a hassle and only feels marginally better then masturbating which isn't all that great to begin with. I think I have a botched circumcision fucking rabbis.

If you're disappointed by blowjobs you probably wank too much.

Is it the Mr. Clean looking guy.

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True all dis

As a guy who got circumcised at age 25, I and most people who I've talked to whom has had a late age circumcision, will attest that there is really no sensitivity difference.

Get one from a girl next time

do you not wonder how she got better

Lana

They're not a meme. It's all about how much she knows and the connection between you two during the experience.

It's a very subservient act on her part. It's an unconscious adoration of your phallus.

She is bowing to you. If this is understood by both and accepted, it will feel good no matter what.

As a guy who got circulated at age 27, I and most people who I've talked to win has had a late age circumcision, Erik start that there is a fucking massive sensitivity difference and you are quite possibly, in fact, retarded. Holy fuck.

Don't sweat it OP I begged for my first and passed out in the middle.

>It's an unconscious adoration of your phallus
that thought makes me hard and my girl is at the store.

This.
I've had bad blowjobs, that are just as op described.
I've had goos blow jobs, that were arguably better than sex.

It's all in their technique!

>She is bowing to you. If this is understood by both and accepted, it will feel good no matter what.

I never understood why people think having power over someone is inherently sexy.

What do you want me to do about it

cuck

You might not have alot of sensitivity in your dick from fapping too hard to on demand porn over the years.

Dont worry m8 i agree with you, sex is overrated. Once you reach peak enlightenment, anything physical is just not as great as it once was. Meaningful relationships and companionship is where it's at

Ignore the troglodytes, they are fools. And fools never know when to accept failure, and when they are wrong.

Maybe you don't know how to masturbate