Be me, decently paid conservative in Cucklafornia

>Be me, decently paid conservative in Cucklafornia.
>Shop at local Farmers Market every Sunday to buy strawberries and shit while red pilling the libshits.
>Kid selling strawberries says he needs a donation to help raise a pig for a competition.
>Decent kid, good family, hard working, told him I'd only donate on one condition.
>Name it 'Hillary'.
>Kid agrees. TopKek, hand him $100.
>Several months later. Sunday at the Farmers Market again.
>Ask him how his Hillary the Hog is doing.
>Competition was last weekend.
>Said he didn't name it Hillary.
>Wtf.jpg
>Tells me he named it 'Mohammed' instead.
>TOPKEK.jpg
>Pig won first place, sold for $13 lb.
>Best $100 I've ever spent.

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> Pig named Muhammad.

> 13 per lb

Fuck that's some expensive pork.

>named it 'Mohammed' instead.
God I love gen Z

The buyers can choose to pay more than what the pigs worth to help the kid out . Probably was a based meat eater.

Doing God's work, user.
Give that kid a bag of money.

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>cont.
>I sued the kid for breach of contract
>won a huge settlement
>put kid on the street
>last I heard he killed himself
>mfw

good work user. Gen Z gives me so much joy

LUL

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Fuckin gold. Adopt the fucker

ITT:Shit that never happened

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Dubs decide

dog is kill

It happened, but I'm just a faggot on the internet with no proof.

Use the gun on your own head faggot.

kys please

That little infidel is going places.

He's going places

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