I was at a restaurant with my wife a few weeks ago

I was at a restaurant with my wife a few weeks ago.
My wife went to the bathroom and told me when she got back, that when she walked in a woman was taking the loudest piss she ever heard, like someone running a bath with both taps turned on fully. My wife peed, washed her hands and was fixing her hair and lipstick when the woman finally stopped, my wife waited around to see the monster that had unleashed that torrent in the cubicle next to her (who at this point was still going), expecting some giant hamplanet, imagine my wife's surprise when the piss finally stopped and out walked Elizabeth Debicki.

My wife said she was already going when she walked in and went for at least a further two minutes, her flowing only slowing in the last 10 seconds or so.

a giant woman has a mighty piss stream, more at 11 pm

kidding aside I'm surprised more people aren't sexually attracted to her, she makes me hard, just sayin

she's not very famous

I wish your wife had recorded it on her phone

one of my dream three ways would be with her and Gwendoline Christie

not OP, but really man, who the fuck randomly audio records the sounds of bodily functions in public bathrooms?

I want a gf with big feet!

gross

low test manlet cuck

do you not want to gag on a pair of massive qt feets/?

Debicki yes, gwen and lil dicky are uggos

Ok now you're just being mean.

flat footed fridge, disgusting
she's not fit to drink Debicki's morning gallon of piss

you seem to be forgetting that bullying katie is STRICTLY PROHIBITED

stop posting this dude in Debicki threads you fucking homo

W-what? Other people don't do this? Well, me neither, of course. Why on earth would anyone do that beats me.

I have a giantfu folder that I could be contributing with, but you had to be such a bully so I think I'll stick with ledeckyposting for now

She's literally a water velociraptor

Maybe it was diarrhea?
Last two times I ate mussels I did a very violent and long-lasting water-poo

Debicki thread?

well velociraptors r pretty cool so checkm8

Quality thread, Op. You'll go far with your "But then she took the biggest shit" stories.

what's the meaning of this

this show any good?

she was drugs??

aussie Twin Peaks

Please boner, I'm with my family, I can't jack you off right now

>he dosent jerk off with his family

you silly americans and your prudish christfagotry

it wasnt funny the last dozen times either

go back to the "i wanna licki then sticki my dicki in debicki" because at least that rhymed

kettering? worst series finale i ever seen

it's not a joke

>go back to the "i wanna licki then sticki my dicki in debicki" because at least that rhymed
they keep perm banning me for that

Those monsters.

buncha jerks