My cousin. She likes to make fun of me. WWYD?

My cousin. She likes to make fun of me. WWYD?

I'd take her to a dinner

That's nice :)

Anything else, nice user?

I'd ask her about her interests and hobbies

rape her in the shitter

I would take her to a nice sea food dinner and then never call her again

She plays soccer, is in a sorority, kinda typical average girl. She does like to make fun of me though. She's kinda like a mean big sister even though I'm older.

Has she ever showed signs of interest in you

That's not nice. Nor detailed

I don't really know what those signs are would be. But I don't think so. I mean, she likes me, but she likes laughing at me more than with me sometimes also forgot picture on last post

She looks like an average soccer/sorority girl.
Do you guys fight or is it a funny type of mean?

RAPE

Not physically fight anymore since older now. I mean she still occasionally will push me either out of genuine annoyance or joking. But she takes advantage of moments to make jokes at my expense or embarass me when able.

This...

Well, you should be mean to her too :)

Just make sure you do something nice first like buy her an icecream and then be mean, it has more effect then!

Stay awesome user!

Why never call again? That's not nice

It's the early stages of your cuck relationship. Eventually you will become heavily involved sexually, thinking everything is great. Next thing you know you'll be eating out Jamal's asshole as he tears up her pussy with his BBC. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news bro

kek

What makes you think I'll get to be involved sexually? And how far will I get to go before the other part happens? Is that inevitable? Just curious what makes you think that

I consulted to cuck soothsayer, all will happen as previously written.
"So let it be written, so let it be done"
-Cuck Soothsayer

Kek. looks like there's at least a little to look forward to

TBH I have gotten a hard many times around her. Especially when she touches me or when she would wrestle me. She was always stronger than me.

Try and kiss her next time you're together. I be it at least leads to a bj or you eating her out

I don't want to be mean to her. Besides she makes me nervous. Not in like a weird way. Just like a idk way. Like you get around a bully, but I like her instead of hate her. Idk

Instead of a bj a beating from her most likely :^)
Then completely ostracized from family

Yes kek try this user

Chicks pick on dudes they are into...I'm telling you OP, she at least wants to make out with you, possibly even more

It's just considered practice.
Sex and fooling around with family doesn't really count.
It's not like later in life your future gf asks how many people you've had sex with. You gonna say 3; Sara, Laura and oh yeah, my fucking cousin?! NO

take pics of dirty panties duh

She needs to be bound and disciplined.

id fuck her in front of you then before i cum have her stroke me and shot my load on your face so we can both make fun of you

Part of me wants to believe you guys, but part of me knows I'm on Sup Forums so I'm cautious to trust. Does this type of thing really happen or is that just bs from anons?

fun.

what are you the dumbest motherfucker alive? what kind of stupid question is that?

I'm sure he has already
More of this

kill yourself summerfag

It's just bs. Don't try to fuck your cousin, instead either steal nudes or take some spycam videos of her in the bathroom, then post it on here.

you should post her facebook account

Yes it does really happen. More likely between a brother and sister obviously, but it definitely happens. She probably just wants some practice too. Doesn't want to be a complete prude when she has a sexual experience in the future.

Does she notice?

she does not want any of this. she does not want to fuck you. you are a total moron if you believe any of this. this fucking degenerate has no idea what hes talking about except that he has been beating off to incest porn for years. that's his only real knowledge on the subject he has.

This dude clearly hasn't made passionate love to his sister.

and neither have you whats your point?

the dubs of truth have spoken! kill yourself summerfag

I wouldn't be so sure of that user

prove it then faggot. You know you have never fucked your sister and never will. PROVE IT FAGGOT!

I would have sex with her.

We are all 1 hundred percent sure you have never had sex let alone with your sister. This is Sup Forums after all but nice try bro

yet again the dubs demand you kill yourself faggot. Nice dubs again btw

checked and keked!

Make her share that Bomb Pop.

Lets hear about this anons sister fucking

OP definitely has these and isn't sharing

I think he wants to watch

I want to hear about OP getting beat up by his cousin for being a creep

I don't actually know. I think she probably has a couple times. I know she has seen me completely naked but that was when we were much younger. Just kids

...

whats her name OP?

you don't even have bikini pics?

dubs of truth OP must answer honestly!

Second this. She has to have at least ONE swimsuit pic on facebook

Here's one from a recent family vacation, but it has a baby in it so I edited that out

She's cute, I say go for it user

good start, now post more.

whats her name OP?

Her name starts with an "L"

Spank her

More bikini or more in general? You like her in bikini?

not good enough faggot you have broke the rules twice ignoring the dubs of truth. All these fucking newfags think they are above the rules.

Make fun of you

She's fucking sexy bro

Why??

yeah, i do. more bikini. if you can't, anything that shows her tits or feet off REALLY well

Bikini!
Do you find her attractive user? That is actually an important question.

Thanks

Yeah I do, but I feel weird saying it

whats her name op?

what kind of things have you thought about doing to her?

move the friend's arms out of the way. more

Who gives a fuck? She's pretty man, it not the end of the world if you think about her sexually or actually want to fuck her.

she´s not even hot, you have a problem

A: are you sexually active ?

B: Less than 2 sexuall partners?

C: DId it ever if you dont reply to this post your mom will die while sleeping?

yeah man this guys right. you should however act on those urges and confront her and tell her what you think. if shes really your cousin she will give it up to you and make love to you.
the secret is confidence you must be confident when you confront her!

This

dont do this you fuckin idiot

fuck off back to R e d d i t you fucking cuck.

why hes totally right you mad bro?

Laura
Lots of things... I kind of like when she pushes me around. Really just touches me in general.

go back to posting revealing shit, you fuckwad

whats her last name op?

My benis is hard

>everybody i dont like is reddit

He is right yes, but this is Sup Forums right? Op is probably autistic as fuck, totally sociall incompetent. If he actually attempts to pick up his cousin, there is a 90 percent chance he ll fails.
Marking him forever as the incest guy of the family, forever branded.
fast forward 2 years he has a job, ok good, boy gets fired, kicked outta flat yuz cant pay no rant, ends up homeless because he cant live with family no more.

At least thats whats happend to me...

Wanna here my story?

I think i'd fart in her general direction.

only if you actually fuck her in this story

I would. As a cautionary tale. Would she hate me?

Do you have any nudes of her?

Not if she fucks you, which is probably more likely than you think

despite the fact you are completely wrong R e d d i t. that's some strong projecting your doing you white night faggot.

you just gotta try op and be confident. i know in my heart you will be just fine. go tell her you want her and profit!

she will respect you more for being honest and really trying while the whole time only caring for her needs and wants. you do that and you shall profit my friend.