Be me

>be me
>be 8 y/o
>playing Age of Mythology on my brother's pc
>play with Greeks because I am greekfag myself
>really liking Ajax and his ability to bash enemies in the air with his shield
>using him in all of the battles bashing and sending people in the air
>be also playing FIFA 2002 WC
>play with England at the group stages
>play against Sweden
>there is this player that keeps fucking me over and scoring goals all the time
>Imbrahimovic
>check for which team he is playing for
>whatacoincidence.psd

And that is the story of how I started using the nickname "Ajax" in games, e-mails and whatsoever.

What is the story behind your nickname Sup Forums?

Greek was shit. Ajax was shit because you had to go Hades which is the worst major greek god. Toxotes were easy as fuck to counter and shades were a gimmick. By the time you could get to his only good unit (gastraphetes) most games would have already been decided.

I think a lot of people are just using nickname representing their character, fav colour, or something that they like. For ex. I'm using "Dreamer" alot.

It's Ibrahimovic lul
But he doesn't play there anymore, I think
He's in Paris saint Germain, I'm pretty sure

>Theodor
i use my real name because my parents werent such gigantic dipshits and instead gave me a name that isnt pathetic to use in either real life or online gaming

He doesn't play for anyone at the moment.

Got released by Manchester United earlier this year after he blew his knee out.

i go by fester, like in uncle fester. bc i like too fuck shit up

>The odor
Sounds good.

>16yo
>Skeezy friend has a job at Chuck E Cheez
>Frequently chill with him at or around closing time
>Get free tokens and shit, good times

>One machine breaks down sometimes
>Bluescreeen that only says "Please insert dongle"
>Maximum gigglesnort
>wtf is a dongle
>discover that a dongle is a USB memory stick
Now my screen names all use the word dongle. Sometimes just dong.

Well, I just get called Keanu occasionally because of my name. Better to be nicknamed after the actor and get it over with than to hear endless Matrix references

>be me early 2000's kid
>living in hot as balls sunny southern california
>be 9 maybe 10
>been going to the local ymca for several years now
>ihatechildren.wav
>one day the councellors bring in new pc
>mfw windowsxp
>play all sorts of emulated snes and ps1 games along with classic computer games
>one day ymca buys fucking bookworm adventure
>have above average autismo vocab for sperg reasons
>thismyshit.mov
>get really good at bookworm adventures
>everyone would crowd around me fighting all these mythological monsters
>suddenly the fucking oracle of delphi shows up
>notorious for literally making kids cry her level was hard as fuck
>i was the only one eho could beat her and i did it in one try
>ggez
>but could never remember how delphi was spelled so i just used all of the ways to make the i sound
>delphiey is born
>mfw i based my alias after a typo because of muh' autism

My gamertag has been Btsn for years now. People usually call me BT in game. Its an inside joke between friends and I. I apparently am a good story teller and the bts stands for bedtime story and the n stands for my name, which rhymes with story. Yup

>be dead
>fall in river
>float 4 miles making soggy pancake jokes
>news reports corpse in river
>shitscash.jpeg
>call my self SoggyCorpse
>become national icon of Vietnam

That's how I became a creep.

>gave me a name that isn't pathetic to use
Absolutely bitch slapped

>Be me on teamspeak
>make a goofy username FagsMcGee
>friend says he will kick me for being a bad kid and using bad words.
>changes fag to Pug
>I am now PugsMcGee
the end

>Be in fourth grade
>Hate myself and have anti social behavoirs
>Ruin Jokes because I just want to fit in
>Get called Kagger
>Kids make fun of me the entire time with Kagger
>Kid says "You should put 911 at the end of it because whenever you're needed to fuck something up all we have to do is call Kagger911"
>Screen name forever.

>talk over microphone
"You're loud, man."
>its been 15 years now.

>Be me trying out wow with an experienced friend
>Trying to find a free name with my initials JB in it
>Get an idea as stupid gypsy kings music crosses my mind
>Jobbi and Jobba begin their adventure together
>Keep using Jobba even without my bro
But I do change names for roleplay-appropriate ones since i plays manys rpgs

Well, my name is greek, and it doesnt translate well in english nor it can be pronounced easily, so...

Yeah he doesnt play there anymore. It was 2002 as i said

>be edge fag
>last motnth of my edgynes
>start world of tanks
>im a killer so thats my name
>name taken
>not the only edgefag here...
>killer+last digits of my birth year 95
>name taken
>just add zeros
>killer9500 was born
>and died in one month when i reazied edge was trash
>bad music
>treated like trash
>being trash
>go a bit more normie
>went to second degree schooling
>new frends
>must resist the edgy
>everyone making frends
>telling steam names
>add to play with later
>make a name quick.rar
>browse the already made up good names of my mind.
>uni but what
>(uni meaning dreaming/sleaping/idfk)
>well thats too short
>add some randomshit
>see a comic on my table
>unicomi
>tell that to frends go home quick
>swap name
>they inv me
>im in.
>current name is wariation of that old one but that name is still taken in mostgames emails and such places i think my steam is still that and b.net

>was in a v(h)egetable clan
>got the name carrot but with h in german
>Kharotte
>using it for anything, it's always aviable