What's wrong with my dick?

What's wrong with my dick?

it's small.

its red

mosquito bite

Improper dick presentation to start, try again.

It's attached to you.

Nothing compared to my dick

Get some antifungal/athlete's foot cream from the drug store. Keep it dry and clean it often. Stop jerking off and leaving your wet dick sheathed.

Stop jerking off with improper lube

my dick looked like after i fuck my wife on her period even three days later wtf

Serves you right

I got that too. For me it was from masturbating with a cloth. You gotta just lube up when you fap. Being circumcised sucks, someday our society needs to care about males half as much as it cares about females

also this. Get cortizone or something, and keep applying it several times a day even after it clears up

Use lube next time. Its a friction burn. The glans isnt supposed to be rubbed dry.

Small and cut

Aids. Kys.

What the fuck you doing with your penis?

Uncircumcised

Use it or lose it right?

Amputation is your only effective option.

Caught on zipper??

Oh cool I got trips

I think theres something wrong with my balls

It looks like gonorrhea, i guess

Not all, we can make this a game! What rot is on my cock?!

Not at all* fixed*

Balanitis, learn how to dry your dick retard

it's white lol

I get the same result when I jerk off with water balloons. Probably something friction-related

I guess you're close enough.

Put some lime juice on it and shine some sunlight on it. Trust me this will help.

DONT DO THIS!! IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

possible yeast or athlete's foot fungi
possible allergy?
dunno - good luck

Too much teeth

Its the beginning stages of an STD. If you act quickly and take a razor you can cut off the top few layers of skin and not get fully infected before it goes deeper into your dick.

You are jacking off too much.

its mutilated

Parts look like warts and parts don't. Multiple std?

I can confirm that the solution works, and it in no way creates musretard gas

Nope, but your getting warmer!

this guy knows what he's talking about. but it's gotta be REALLY thin. like you could really hurt yourself if you're not careful. if you just get the red parts and do it right you won't feel a thing.

Looks like you got a pimple.

I think it's getting worse

its called cancer

It's greyscale. But I think I can cure you.

Well what is it?

Got an infection at the base and spread to your dick head?