WTF is with America? Went to Walmart and found bucket of cake

WTF is with America? Went to Walmart and found bucket of cake.
Bucket of CAKE
Show me the best of American fat kid food

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How is this worse than a regular cake?

You've never heard of English Trifle? If this offends you there is an easy solution. Don't fucking buy it.

No shit, the fact it's in a fucking bucket made to serve 1 concerns me.

An American delicacy.

I guess it isn't the bucket of dirt like your shit hole, third-world country has but don't knock it til you try it.

You rent ment to eat it alone you fat loser.
You share it with 3-5 of your friends.

Mmm bucket of cake

Wait thats no cake thats a parfait you fucking faggot

What makes you think its made to serve 1 person OP?

capitalism

Says on package serves one. Also fat? We in Quebec eat better than you fat fucking yanks

You're just jealous 'cause you're on a diet.

Says cake on it, fat whale Baker said cake

Typical American dinner.

The hell is that cancer?

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Jumbo Chocolate Parfait=/= Bucket of cake
Do you not know how to read you moron?

it has no class. 'muricans have no culture.

It says "jumbo chocolate parfait"
No where does it say cake or serves one

Last time I looked, there were some large fucking land whales in your area as well. What makes you better?

Just like mom used to make.

Says right on the label.

Spaghetti Americano

When I was in mexico, I went into a store that was literally NOTHING but pastries. Just, thousands of pastries. Some the size of my head.

What the fuck? Why the fuck are there sweets in the baking sections? Absolutely disgusting.

ohhhhh fuck why did you have to post this? my mom used to make the best meatsicles during the summer (she used bacon and sausage grease instead of water) but I haven't had one since she died of heart failure at 41. the storebought ones just aren't the same (too much water)

That my sir is the tastiest little fucker you'll ever have.

Ex GF mom cakes like that in you pic.

She is amerifat

Illiterate nigger detected.

how big is your head?

Say that to my fuckin' face.
And not online.

>Typical american dinner
>Bunch of skinny chinks

try harder

huge. I have a HUGE head.

It's bizarre.

This fucking retard think QTY means serves one.

It doesn't say "serves one" it says Count/Qty 1 as in one item, not a multipack. Are you illiterate and just assume what the letters mean instead of reading them?

Where does it say "Serves one"?

I see where it says "QTY - 1", which means there's one cake.

Think you might be reading too much into this.

THAT SAID... show me more of your fat cunt food, so that I may laugh at it over my cup of tea and Great British crumpet, what what.

What label? Oh the one stamped on the bun itself.

Looks like a tasty treat to meh.

>made to serve one

Are you fucking retarded?

> dont tell me what to eat for breakfast

I have a friend on Steam who lives in Amerifat and he just sent me this picture of some new promotional taco from this amerifat fast food chain called Taco Bell. He told me it was delicious and he actually had to wait in line for it. How do amerifats live with themselves?

A new twist on an old classic.

That's a parfait, not a cake you idiot

"Visit New York City" they told me. "Try the pizza, it's the best in the world" they say to me. Imagine my horror when I order the house specialty and this is what they bring our table.

Ahhh delicious if you order it with one of these to wash it down

I'm talking about the deep-fried oreos.

Typical American snack for one.

I would try either on of these.

Looks nothing like NYC pizza. Looks like a shitty English breakfast. You sure you weren't in Liverpool?

I had to stop drinking, I was gaining too much weight.

An all American summertime treat that can't be beat!

I don't eat at taco bell but I refuse to believe that's actually something they're selling without proof of the promotion

Where the hell did you eat?
That looks pretty dope.

my gf just made this for me.

I'll eat whatever I want OP. FUCK YOU.

imagining how cold they are right now makes me sad. why would you have a spread like that. IT'S STONE COLD ALREADY!

it looks more like a trifle
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trifle

Probably bait but your retarded if you believe this

looks like a traditional English "all-day breakfast" to me

>taking the bait

it's from fucking walmart who gives a shit

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I started eating more vegetables but I'm still gaining weight. I give up

>paper plates
American fast food is not served on paper plates.

Typical snack in Quebec

I lived in America for a couple years. I lived out west in San Francisco because I heard it was the most progressive place to live and while I was there I worked for Adobe. Every Friday, every single Friday our team leader would dump a pile like this on the lunch table as a "reward" for us. I was the only one who was disgusted by this and was constantly ridiculed for not partaking. The entire floor would still smell like MacDonalds when I would come back to work on Monday. America is the worst.

ew chink nuggers

Is this what your pet squirrel shit on your living room floor?

>I started eating more vegetables
You've got to cut out the crap too

Really? Everytime this friend sends me pictures of his food (I'm not sure why he does to be honest) they're always on a paper plate, homemade or takeout. I just assumed you people didn't have dishwashers or proper sinks. Maybe it's just him.

moar

> America is the worst

Fuck you hippie. We invented the electric car. And i'm not talking about Elon Musk or the Prius.

We got culture. Plenty of it, pounds of it in fact. We culture our tits in culture every morning fag.

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Yet all of you slum dwelling 3rd world losers come to the US to line your pockets.

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one bad experience in a shitty hipster part of the country and suddenly the whole place sucks? youre an idiot, im not a fan of america espeically being an american but damn

I'm stoned off my ass. Now I really wanna go to Walmart for that fucking cake.
Thanks user!!! : /

Honestly, that's substantially better than having pizza or donut parties all the time.

What is his country, user?

But they're all chinks

Kekekekek!!!!

America is like the island of the Lord of the Flies if the kids actually stayed there for a couple of centuries and some ex-nazis gave them rockets to carry nuclear weapons

>anecdotal experiences from one individual.
>though everyone was like this
Pic related. It is you.

a classic american treat. checkmate non-americans

Thanks Elliot.

At the grocery store I work at we get a lot of American tourists. We stock pic related solely for them. It's not abnormal for a husband and wife to purchase 30-40 of these things for a one week visit. I used to tell these customers about excellent local restaurants they should visit instead, and most tell me that they do and these are just for "snacks" to get a "taste of home". I'll never understand the American fixation with the hamburger.

>he thinks a parfait is a cake

Do not want

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Bucket cake is our culture.

> The japanese are the healthiest peop----

youtube.com/watch?v=ugIDfvUpcwY

Jokeyou

Is San Francisco what you people consider "hipster"? A fast food chain on every corner? I used to think the memes about America having no culture were over-exaggerated...

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Bullshit I work in SF. You weren't in the financial district that's for sure. There's one mcdonalds in the entirely of that half of the city

But to your point. Yes SF is full of liberal hipster losers and illegals. It's a piece of shit that should sink into the ocean.

My original point was that there is an Amerifat fast food chain that sells noodles in a "taco" shell and that is disgusting and embarrassing, and that point still stands.

youre full of absolute shit. americans do not buy foreign food in a shit country. theyll travel to eat at the most american place you dumb niggers have. they do not eat canned burgers. fuckin asians and foreign niggers eat that disgusting shit.

I had one before, they're called the spaghito grande

what is that? is that some kind of meat?

Fuck I skip breakfast, have a light lunch (pictured) and only really eat heavy at dinner time. I have no idea why I gain weight. Popped 3 scooter tires this week.