Should i go get a happy ending massage?

should i go get a happy ending massage?

Jesus Christ not from her

Uh, yeah.

yes they're awesome

I unno man, is it really worth it? I've considered it too, but then for the rest of my life, I have to live with the knowledge that I paid someone to jack me off. I don't think I want that :/

I'll give the same advice here I give to any question involving females. Masturbate first; then ask yourself again.

If after you're finished jacking off, you think about the next day or next week going to get a happy ending massage and at that time it still seems like a good idea; then go for it.

I would but if you get caught, you go to jail for prostitution.

never been married, huh?

Good advice. Really saved a lot of cash using this method (and lost a lot of cash by not).

this is what has always prevented me from going to these places

Just pay for a prostitute tbh

Just think of it as a clinic appointment. You are going to get a half-decent to decent body rub, and you get some stress pumped out of you at the end. Not that big of a deal.

Even still sometimes you just wanna get rubbed, jerked and sent home with some hard candy.

This.

no you dont, its actually very easy to get out of a charge if you can prove that you didnt actually solicit them for anything

that being said theres always the risk that you will get caught and the best case scenario is that you get your info run and theres a red flag on you the rest of your life, the second they find something else on you, they have a reason to look into you for a sexual offense and then your life is fucked

i would only go if you're ok with those chances. depending on the provider youll have a great time and get your moneys worth, but if not it will be miserable in every way possible. I've been many times and depending on your budget and research its really 50/50.

This is the day you ask yourself.
Do you want to be happy, punk?
Well, do yah?

That is called rationalizing, and its the same shit stupid people use to try to logic their way to how 'that wasnt cheating'. I dont play those games user. You paid for a handjob. That is what happened here. You can lie to yourself all you want. You know, deep down, you fucking paid for a handjob.

…and the smallest bottled water ever invented, lol

Yes, agreed. Rubbing one out just isn't the same as having a friendly woman stroke you off while you are free to fondle her. I work a ton, so when my hookups aren't around, I end up at these places just to relax and be taken care of.

too much work.

lol. The mini bottled water

Correction. I paid for a handjobs. Plural.

I also paid Korean women for pussy at another parlor I've frequented a few times.

I was trying to knock you out of your own internal struggle, silly billy. I don't have one.

Im not op but whenever i jack off i get like a 20 second moment of clarity and im like man women are not worth it at all. But then hormones kick back in and i want them again

lol the bottled water

Yup, welcome to manhood, heh. It's an eye-opening moment but it is fleeting.

The fuck do you think marriage is faggot? The only difference is you buy "gifts" instead of just handing her the money. She's like a cheaper live-in escort.
I don't have that problem though because I'm not a faggot and have a girlfriend with a wife on the side.

Thats a really shitty view of marriage. In a *real* loving relationship sex is had because both people involved want to have sex, not because one gave the other a gift. If the only reason your girl is with you is because you give her gifts, then she doesnt love you and you should not be with her.

Marrying someone you're in love with
Vs.
Paying for sexual favors

Sup Forums: "It's the same thing"

lol

Yep, that shut him up.

Well, my wife is coming home sooner than expected. so I get no release tonight. yay.

Are you saying you *dont* get release when your wife is home? Wtf?

not if I've had anything to drink. Welcome to married hell.

Sounds like you need a different wife my man

Um no? Dude, thats called a shitty marriage. Get a divorce man. If you aren't happy, don't be with her. Don't just accept 'oh thats what marriage is'. It isn't. Saying 'every couple thats been together this long is like this' is NOT true.

Get out of that marriage. Find someone better.

Sorry it sounds like you're in a tough spot.

There are no perfect marriages in my opinion; disagreements will happen, people will do/say things they later regret, but there are happy marriages out there.

I've been to many massage parlors over the years.

In the beginning I did feel a little guilty about it. Then I realized I'm only going to live once. When I'm 90 am I going to look back and regret the things I did or regret the things I didn't do more?

I make great money, I have a great family, and I also have a great time every once in a while getting a fantastic massage from a pretty girl who also jerks my did at the end.

It's a pretty sweet deal and I recommend it. It's very relaxing and so long as you don't fuck yourself up mentally about because society has trained you to feel "guilty" or whatever about shit that doesn't matter you will have a good time.

The chick is making a living. You are having a good time. It's a safe environment for both of you with no chance of contracting STD's etc.

You know what else? You aren't the first guy to ever hand over some resources to get a gal you aren't obligated to in any way to touch your wang.

You know who else did that? Pretty much every guy for the last tens of thousands of years.

Prostitution was widely regarded as nothing other than a fact of everyday life that nobody even looked at twice until the last couple of hundred years.

It's literally more odd that anyone gives a fuck about it now than anything else.

Feeling bad about, awkward about, or otherwise anything other than natural about the fact prostitution exists is nothing more than a result of modern day guilt-braingwashing being pushed by religious groups and SJW cunts.

jerks my dick*

(typo)

Paying a hooker is WAY cheaper. Besides, you are not paying for sex with a hooker, you are paying her to leave when you are done.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence.

how is it cheaper? I can get a handy for about $80. Looks like hookers take at least $200.

Eh, you can be married and still use hookers (human fleshlights).

Why is there some rule saying you can't be happily married and also use human fleshlights on the side?

When bolts from the blue start striking dudes down for fucking hookers while being married then I was agree that it's "naturally wrong".

Until that happens there is no wrong or right...there's only bodies colliding in space meaninglessly with nothing other than our own minds and our own rules holding us back from doing the things we enjoy.

Yea.
Ausfag here.
I have received countless happy endings.
Sometimes fuck em.
Got one yesty in syd for extra $20
They are master jerkers aye. White bitches need to learn

He means hookers are cheaper than wives. Not handjobs are cheaper than hookers.

got it

Yeah that's every marriage at some point boys. I don't deal with the drinking thing, but most bitches aint putting out like they're in their 20's for the rest of your life. Get real.

Happily married here but he is right.

Being married is fucking expensive as fuck. Hookers are cheap.

But, I'm not just paying for the sex with the wife, I genuinely enjoy her company, she is a great friend, and she enriches the quality of my life.

But I also like getting my dick jerked by young pretty asian girls every now and then that I pay and then leave with no obligations to them at all.

Man, I'm ALSO not putting out like I did in my 20's anymore.

When I was in my early 20's it wasn't shit for me to fuck five times a day.

Now I'm in my mid 30's and if I had some bitch who wanted to fuck five times a day NOW I wouldn't be able to keep up.

Just the facts.

True