Nymphomaniac

So I just seen this movie on Netflix and shit was pretty damn hot. Any more movies exactly like this? I'm talking ass and pussy being clearly shown on screen.

Also, why didn't that old fuck just ask to have sex with the bitch instead of trying to rape her? He deserved what came to him.

>Any more movies exactly like this? I'm talking ass and pussy being clearly shown on screen.

What are European films? I mean seriously, they're full of those. This was basically nothing new - in fact - they used pornstars for sex scenes IIRC so it was even 'less daring' (if it is daring) than tons of older films before it showing full penetration just like that.

Not that it was a bad film.

Hopefully you saw the Director's Cut and back to back

Ahh didn't know European films were like this. Guess I'll be checking those out more.

And the uncut version is what I saw if that's what you mean. Shit was pretty much porn.

>So I just seen this movie
How do you have access to a keyboard?

>Also, why didn't that old fuck just ask to have sex with the bitch instead of trying to rape her?

Because he's a progressive, user.

Did you know the guy who post sexualized child pictures on Sup Forums every day are self-identified progressives too?

Progressives are apparently abusive, rapey people.

Secretly racist too, as their race-baiting threads, reducing black men to mere 'penis size' and 'music and sports ability' prove.

>that abortion scene

*guys who

There are too versions on Netflix, and both have cut parts (the more explicit seconds on scenes), sorry user.

I mean, why would progressives invite endless Arabs and Africans into Europe? Those are LEGITIMATE rape cultures. Rampant, unpunished rape as a cultural norm with them.

Well, it probably gets these black-dick-obsessed progressives horny, the thought of all these disgusting invaders raping their would-be wives and children (which is happening in droves across Europe, daily).

Progressives love rape. They live for it.

>too versions
How do you have access to a keyboard?

Fuck is that suppose to mean? I don't live on the internet like you bruh.

Kinda true. I remember he had an issue with the lady calling those two African guys a "negro". I guess it makes sense now.

Abortion scene? What?

I don't mean in generally, but a lot of the 'art' films or 'cult' films in Europe had full penetration filmed far before Lars von Trier or Gaspar Noe tried to cash in on with it.

Did you see the full directors cut? its in Vol 2

>Fuck is that suppose to mean? I don't live on the internet like you bruh

You wrote "I just seen" which is what literal regards say

Aight. Imma still check them out though.

Idk man. Which ever version was on Netflix is what I saw.

He wasn't trying to rape her, he just had no experience with women and genuinely thought she would be up for it since she was so promiscuous, in fact if she had just said something like "no seriously, get the fuck off me" he would have, no need to bust a cap.

Tinto Brass movies, start with Cheeky! I guess.
Un ete a Saint-Tropez (1984) if you can handle it.

Watch the full version

such a dumb fucking movie. never seen porn before OP?

K.

I see what you saying but damn I kinda feel bad for em. He should've been direct though and atleast he would've gotten an answer instead of being a retard.

Will do bruh.

>literal regards say

hehe

>Will do bruh.

You won't regret it.

Explain how it's a "dumb fucking movie".
And nah, I've never watched porn...

Really makes you think

>that bush
>that lesbo strip scene

10/10 boner fuel

Will Blacked.com sue for infringing on their intellectual property?

It was boring with an ending that fit neither character's characterization through the entire movie just to be edgy.

>mfw during the beach, ass massage scene.

No wonder Sup Forums likes this movie

That's it?...

Lol bet that scene had alot you boys pissed off.

This is not really the interpretation you're meant to take away from it. He felt entitled to her and that she didn't have a choice because of her promiscuity/his hospitality

For a 4 hr movie yeah. So deep man, like sex, on the screen!

why are you posting here you're clearly a tourist with no actual interest in film, von trier is a hack and I'm pretty sure you only watched half of the movie
now fuck off

That looks like a man with two black guys

>it was good because there was nudity

I think "how do you still have a keyboard" might mean "how did you not cum all over your keyboard watching 5 hours of porn", but I'm not sure

Stop acting like you didn't enjoy it boy.

And who the fuck are you? Some fucking internet body guard?

Nudity is almost always good.

Doesn't she turn this down, though, like it ends up being too much for her or something?

Yeah I'm the internet bodyguard and I'm gonna need to see some Id son.

>Stop acting like you didn't enjoy it boy.

I truly did not to the extent that I am posting in this thread to thrash it and I saw it like 2 years ago.

Nah, they were fighting bout something and she just walked out. She prolly couldn't take two niggas at once anyways.

>thrash it

trash it

No, they end up disagreeing on technique.

I interpreted it as he just wanted to try sex finally, he never said anything entitled to her before, he was just naive enough to think she'd fuck him at no notice. He even stopped to ask "but you've been with thousands of men?" in an innocent voice as if he was legit confused, not angry like he was entitled and was attacking her.

Keep in mind the protagonist was also a violent shitbag who had just attempted to murder Shia and her friend and literally worked as a mafia enforcer for a living, she was very quick to violence.

That's something I thought was stupid about the movie, we're meant to ponder the moral ramifications of an adult woman having lots of sex but not her torturing people for a living kek. Bravo Lars.

Trier's been making money from a porno sideline for years, this was just taking his interest overground. I had a good wank over this, but he's a hilarious meme director.

>black
>intellectual

> That's something I thought was stupid about the movie, we're meant to ponder the moral ramifications of an adult woman having lots of sex but not her torturing people for a living kek. Bravo Lars.

A very astute observation about the adolescent quality of LvT's vision, user.

there are alot of movies if thats your thing... they are called porn videos. also this is the worst movie of lars, pure pretentious crap with lame and fake messeages.
>nymphomaniac
>melancholia
>antichrist
this is the lars von trier shame list, the sad end of a once great director. how did he go from breaking the waves to antichrist? how did he go from dancer in the dark to nymphomaniac? we can only guess, but its sad. (also this is the list with the pleb's favorite von tier films, go be ashamed if you liked them). also a reminder: this is not art, this is pretentious crap witch lars made so people talk about him. he went from a good director to some clown who uses "shocking" things and controversy so people talk about him...

Cause I can control myself?

This might've almost been a passable joke if it weren't for the fact that jews make that site

Sooo this was one of his shit movies is what you're saying cause I thought it was good. I guess I'll check out his other movies

Faggot.

>being this much of a white-knight

She literally told him a story about fucking literally one thousand men. She literally told him her life story revolving around "nymphomania" aka sex addiction.

He was a middle-aged virgin with zero experience.

No shit he thought shed be down for it.

He was always a clown to me, but at least Antichrist has that growling puppet fox. That makes me howl with laughter.

If you mean movies with unsimulated sex

In the Realm of the Senses
Baise Moi
Shortbus (this one has some gay stuff too)

Pretty boring stuff generally but they'll get you off.

a little surprised no one has recommended blue is the warmest color

We're talking about Prometheus now, right?

>In the Realm of the Senses
there wasn't a single shot of penetration, though. only the two lovers during coitus, but you can never tell if they're actually having penetrative sex

except for that scene where the geisha is fucked with the dildo

red is the warmest color
blue is a cool color

That wasn't a scene silly, that was the whole movie.

...

Are you sure? I haven't seen it in years but I remember a clear shot of penetration, girl on top. There's a blowjob scene too.

Yes, the blowjobs are real.

IIRC the scenes where she's on top, they don't show the genitalia. But maybe I'm just misremembering.

Netflix has both cuts

Shit I didn't see they had both. Fuck, guess I'll watch em later.

Added to my list.

Sup Forums especially likes the directors cut because there's an extended BLACKED scene

>1488
>BLACKED
my god what kind of monstrosity have I just posted

>1488

Ha ha ha I like this meme

used to think charlotte was cute but she looks god awful in this flick

>we will never live in the universe where Eva's agent let her play that role

I thought the same fucking thing.
She acts like she's scared shitless without even saying no or anything. The old fucking jew would have simply left if told to do so.

Just saw the first movie (directors cut) now after seeing this post. Gonna watch the second later.

It's decent if you see past the sex and look at just the addiction part. I feel it wishes itself a bit too deep sometimes and makes some rather retarded analogies though.

there is genitalia action in the train-scene at-least or it looks like it.