Whats the scariest shit that you've ever gone through?

Whats the scariest shit that you've ever gone through?

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how do u greentext lol

Not a green text cuz I'm mobile.

Babysat this little girl a few years ago. She used to tell me she wouldn't play in her parents room because her sister would crawl around and grow at her. She was an only child.

I guess the mother miscarried a few years prior.

gtfo

>put > infront of everything

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o shit

I'm not greentexting it but, having a black man saying he was going to kill me while I drove him around while he smoked crack on sime unknown mountain, and getting pulled over and me shaking my head at the cop scared and he just said nithing and left, and another about 4 meth heads tried to kill me in an abandoned house

Are you on meth? You speak like you are.

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Also overdosing on Adderall and roxies in front of the cops, collapsing right when thr ambulance pulled up, didn't get in trouble, sober as a butterfly now. And loving life

>on lsd
>hear a rustling behind a bush
>ignore, it's just the drug
>can't ignore, turn around
>3 foot tall green chicken pops out from behind bush
>flaps its wings and squaks at me
>piss pants and run home

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>bazinga

>yep dyslexia verified, oh and my fuck up brain is the scariest thing that ever happened to be

. No sober for a year, just skipping majkr parts of the story and using a broken smartphone lol, I was in drugs 16 to 25, almost 27 now

>txetneerg

> me as drunk teen
> Not allowed into pub due to underrage
> guy says he has vodka at his house
> never seen him before
> go back to his
> have to hop 5 garden fences
> MFW he's squatting in an abandoned house
> he proceeds to cry on the bed next to me for quite a while, I drunkenly console him
> He goes to bathroom to get my 'vodka'
> I drink it, tastes not like vodka at all (no bite, very smooth)
> Suddenly get feeling like I need to GTFO there
> Say "I GTG" and bail as fast as I can
> realise I can't remember which way I went there so just start hopping fences
> get half way home realise I am floating and I can't feel my legs
> pass out between two parked cars
> wake up 4 hours later and go back to my friends house


Thought nothing of it until the next day when I was walking home, seen the guy and waved at him. He immediately looked at the ground and scurried off.

MFW I almost got raped.

Wait wait wait, okay in Young Guns the movie that guy was like did you see the size of that chicken and they were on peyote I could not imagine what feeling you would have seemed a 3-foot chicken it would be terrifying

Overdose on heroin, almost dyed
Was awful

That's what you get for being a fucking idiot.

I got more if you're interested.

>brother and i used to play basketball after school until it got dark
>head to the park like normal one afternoon and fuck around playing 1 on 1 and horse
>starts to get dark so we pack it up and head home
>cut through the back roads because it's faster
>about half way down the road we realize this van has been creeping behind us the last 100 yards or so
>tinted windows, chipped up paint, basically the standard child molester van
>decide we need to fucking run
>take off sprinting towards the creek that runs through the neighborhood
>the van speeds up chasing us and i hear at least 2 people get out
>we make it into the creek and find a hiding spot under some bushes
>2 older men and a younger women searched
around the creek bed for what felt like forever
>we hear them get back in the van and peel out
>stayed hiding until it got darker then made our way home

we were 13 and 14 at the time

Shoulda killed you so they could help natural selection take place. Idiots like you don't belong in society

Sounds like you dodged a few bullets.

>TOP ZOZZLE

my fucking body just seized up you fucking summerfag i swear to shit nigger the next time you have a stupid fucking question and open you're retarded nigger mouth instead of googling it i'm going to fucking snap

That would be a rooster you stupid fuck

>green text

>13 years old
>insomniac and paranoid
>before going to bed, i hear a noise
>it was like 2 people with a really deep voice were talking in some weird language
>i dont give a shit and go to bed
>3 hours later im checking my phone
>i start listening footsteps outside my room
>i had the door of my room locked so i didnt give a shit
>i keep checking my phone and after answering every message i turn it off
>i see a tall shadow with red eyes standing in front of my bed
>i was so fucking scared i couldnt move
>yet i held myself back from screaming because it was fucking 3 am
>i blink and the shadow is gone
>i stop giving a shit and check my phone again
>next day at the same hour i realise i left my phone's charger downstairs
>i go downstairs, grab my phone, turn back and see the same fucking shadow running in front of me
>i run back upstairs and lock the door
>ever since that day, for years i heard and saw weird noises and shadows
>a year later the same scenario happened to me again, at 3 am i left my charger downstairs
>when i pick up the charger i see through the mirror the same shadow behind me
>when i see it i start singing "all star"
>the shadow starts slowly going back and fades away
>ever since that day i stop hearing those noises and stop seeing those figures

memes are the solution to any problem

I got really high and sucked a rock yet I'm not gay, that fucked with me for 6 years

It's only gay if the stones touch.

>be me 16 drinking with friends in abandoned building
>me and a few others go upstairs to check the place out as it was a big area and making sure there was no one there
>get to 3rd floor
>fucking chad guy starts asking how badly we think the floor has rotten
>i don't fucking know
>says the best way to check is for him to jump on the weakest looking point
>proceeds to jump and full straight through the ceiling bring the entirety of the 3rd floor we were standing on with him
>realise we could have gone straight to the bottom if we had landed on other week points below
>celebration for a bit
>realise we are in a diffrent part of 2nd floor that was behind a locked door
>go into room
>Fucking 3 dolls with a ouija board
>ohfuk
>we hall ass back to 1st floor where party is
>stay down there for most of the night

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F*** it I'll just go all out and say what happened a girl shot me up with a bunch of drugs for the first time and it was her and her husband and then I got really messed up flipped my s*** lost control started screaming but then felt really good then they turn on some kind of like horny music or whatever the f*** you want to call it and then I start f****** her and then the guy leans over because he wants me to be a threesome and puts his dick right in front of my face I didn't suck it but then we went after I f***** her into his room and then I sucked his dick and I'm not gay like what the f*** that's still fux with me I suck a dick dude

Considering it didn't have a comb and a wattle it was a chicken, but thanks for playing

>be me, 15
>home alone
>sitting on couch in living room watching camp lazlo
>cuts to commercial, so I use this opportunity to get a drink and midnight snack
>set oven to 450° and place bagel bites in that shit
>go to get some tea from the fridge which is on the far side of the kitchen, passing a window
>thought I saw a face in the window
>wtf.gif
>take a second glance and only see a 15yo faggot in the reflection
>shrug it off as me just being tired and am seeing things
>go back to watch some more camp lazlo
>smell smoke
>oh shit forgot about bagel bites
>rush to kitchen to get them
>they're already out, but oven left on
>perhaps I had them cooling off and forgot to turn the oven off?
>o well
>put them bad boys on a plate and walk back to the living room
>odd presence sense is tingling
>look around, see nothing. Turn all lights on, see nothing.
>hear knocking on the door
>I shriek and jump from how loud the knocks were
>go to check the door
>open the door
>a man is standing there staring at me
>"what do you want user?"
>he leans towards me
>with a bloodboiling grin he says;
>"never gonna give you up"

it was the mothman.

>Newfags don't know how to green text

How would it get inside though
The thing's too tall to go through doors/windows

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>love

very unlikely
from what i can gather from google images "mothman" has wings
what i saw was probably a "shadow person"

>Take Pharmahuasca (oral DMT)

>Start to trip balls, lose all concept of reality

>Enter what can only be described as drug-induced hell

>Get my shit together and start to come back to reality while still tripping balls

>All's well until I puke my guts up

>Look at puke and it looks like buckets of my own blood

>Proceed to freak the FUCK out

>Spend next four hours googling vomiting blood, CONVINCED I'm going to die

>Accept death, rather than call an ambulance

>Pass out

I woke up the next morning, looked at the puke, there was no blood whatsoever. Don't do drugs kid.

What os is that

A rooster is still a chicken....

Try and guess, I'll give you a prize if you guess correctly.

>planning on having party in the woods
>we decide to go night before just to check out area
>friend tells us about a spot we can check out while here
>we agree to go along
>one friend is unfit
>he's slowing us down
>by the time we get there it's turning dark
>there's some weird shit here
>there's a house, and a backyard (which said no trespassing) and a giant metal heart
>I tell friend I wanna go home cause it's getting dark
>friend keeps fucking around and not doing anything to help my case
>he takes us back
>we walk and he says he took us the wrong way
>I'm freaking the fuck out
>my friend starts walking out of the woods leaving my friend who wasn't helping and the one who is unfit.
>we can hear my friend yelling at us to come back, and he's also yelling at his dog he brought
>we run out of the bush
> he goes home and so do I

>friend asks me if I wanna make some money
>yeah man, what do I gotta do?
>lmao just drive man
>okay
>drive like hours to middle of state
>park in wooded area
>yeah I'm gonna die tonight
>friend says we waiting here for a little
>a hour and a halfish go by
>three people emerge from the woods
>all of them pile into the car
>friend tells me to drive
>friend starts chatting up with the 3 guys
>"glad to see you guys out"
>they start asking who I am
>one pulls out a gun
>points it right at my head
>"this Nigga gonna snitch?"
>friend says "nah, man he's chill. I got him"
>dude puts the gun away
>"ight, hows it going Nigga" he asked me
>f-fine
>we drive a couple more hours
>drops the 3 guys off at some shack shit
>they hand my friend something
>we start driving home
>hands me a wad of cash
>3k
>thanks bro, if you need more I got a couple of other jobs

Saw him one more time after that. He got arrested but apparently has some people on the inside and got a smaller charge. I didnt take any other jobs. I've had a gun pointed at me before but that moment I thought I was gonna die. Everyother time it was just a robbery.

>be me, child, in shitty european country
>hanging with cousins on the road
>audi car parked beside someone's house which has been there since i can remember and has never moved
>car starts up
>think nothing of it
>car starts heading towards us at no less than 100 km/h
>see no driver in driver seat
>jump to the side
>car speeds past us and drives off
we also heard voices and our names being called, all three of us hearing it at the same time every time. That house had some sort of presence there

Look at this little victim who decided to leave this world just to avoid reading faggoters like you

>> pass out between two parked cars
>> wake up 4 hours later and go back to my friends house
almost?

>When I took a shit and looked in toilet
>it was full of blood, like ALOT
>I was like fuck i gotta go to er
>run upstairs to get my keys when start to go
>downstairs i notice a trail of blood.
>feel my ass and its bleeding
>on way to er start getting dizzy think im gonna
>pass out start praying and making all kinds of
>deals so i dont die. Drive right to door get out.
>some EMT guy sees me and his eyes light up
>look down legs covered in blood. Pass out
>wake up in hospital bed. When i shit i busted
> a blood vessel and caused a fissure from
>pushing. Almost bled to death out my ass.

>girlfriend had genital wart

>only been with me (allegedly)

>i go get checked

Mfw she blamed me for giving her the herpes

>after two weeks or so my results come back clean.

>she goes for second check, comes back clean as well.

>False positive, doctor admits mistake. It was the Worst month of my life.

Genital wart/=the herp

Sit down virgin

I was still intact, no rustled clothing or anything. Pretty sure the guy didn't know where I went as I'm 100% I went totally the wrong way back as had to hop about 10 / 12 garden fences instead of the original 5

>lump on dick
>oh shit
>too afraid to visit a doctor
>starts to hurt
>finally see a doc
>ultrasounding my balls
>he gets really quiet
>like really quiet
>'that doesn't look good'
>no.jpg
>'we need to cut it open and take a look at it'
>'when?'
>'tomorrow. I'm making an appointment for you now'
>what.bmp

and the rest can be summerized by
>get right ball removed
>'you are now healthy again, that's it'
>yes
>'oh no seams like you need to go through chemo anyhow'
>no
>'wait don't make chemo you seem to be healthy again'
>yes
>'I'm sorry you're sick, we were wrong. chemo starts next week'

stopped beeing able to be happy about good messages since than. cause you never know. also the rest is

>go through chemo
>playing wow the whole time to get my mind off it
>being in a loving guild who supports me
>getting healthy
>get testicle implant to cover the loss
>get up on feet
>get hot loving gf
>things start beeing awesome
>still can't feel happyness because can't trust in being happy about something anymore because getting the happyness crushed will never ever happen to me again

was it scary? hell yes. I thought I'd die.

moar

>this is by far the scariest thing I've ever read. I have now lost faith in humanity. This is the last straw. I'm going to kill myself now. Goodbye, user, and thanks, for making me realize this.

also I meant to say *lump on ball
fuck me, jesus christ

>be me
>17
>have guy that gives me pizza hut accs
>accs have credit cards linked
>spend like $100 on pizza from one guys card
>pizza comes
>ohyes.jpg
>give delivery guy $5 tip so he dont spill the beans
>next day
>hear doorbell ring
>look outside
>nothing
>think its police
>dont answer
>think everytime doorbell rings think its police

Sure

> Went to a town near me to pick up cocaine from some sketchy nigger
> turns out he was with a mate
> I was shitfaced
> ended up buying them whiskey etc and getting more shitfaced while snorting
> Gave his mate money as he said he'd go get me more stuff
> He never came back
> nigger got really annoyed and held me captive in house until I paid him $120 to be set free
> MFW the nigger still gave me a gram to snort while he was holding me captive

Doctor said it was herpes, learn to read, numbskull

glad you're still alive brother

overdosed on LSD, cocaine and xanax when I was like 17. Literally the most fucked experience you can imagine. It felt like I broke the entire universe.

I forgot to mention said negro was under house arrest and his friend just got out of prison, something to do with grievous bodily harm or similar.

>you can green text with mobile newfag

>testes testes 1,2..3?

Being physically abused by my ex. I was drunk for the most part but she hit hard as fuck.

cringe

Read a post that said if I didnt reply my mom would die in her sleep. Was replying but accidently closed window and couldnt find thread. Drove to my moms house and sat next her bed while she slept. When the sun came up i felt so relieved.

have to be, with all the shitposting needing to be done

this happened to me on new years eve when I was like 14. I just wiped until there was minimal blood and moved on with my life. I was a fucking weirdo and didn't want to tell my parents for some reason.

>be me
>20
>walking back home after night out with uni mates
>break off early to go to lecture the day after
>friends go to another pub
>it's late like 3am/4am
>my house is really far away
>decide to cut through campus to save like 15 minutes
>lots of campus security
>won't get in trouble, just don't want to be hassled this late at night
>go down small little path in a small park
>turn the corner
>5 dudes
>they have knives and are showing each other their knives
>ohshitimmabouttodie.jpg
>turn and walk fast
>my existence pissed them off
>they start following shouting shit
>start running
>I used to do track back in high school
>run for a long time as fast as I can
>one dudes still behind me
>nigga whut
>how'd he keep up
>run again and don't stop for 5 minutes
>run to pub my friends said they're at
>get inside, see them
>relief.gif
>super exhausted after sprint
>collapse there and then
>apparently I face planted into a chair at my friends table
>wake up the morning in the back seat of my friends car
>Mfw I missed my class
>tfw I almost died

I'm sure this must be a work of genius

someone screencap it and wait for future generations to appreciate it

why are you cencoring yourself fag? You wont get banned for saying fuck..

>Driving with friend in small S10 Chevy truck.
>Raining outside
>Rear Wheel drive
>DejaVu.mp3
>Friend overcorrects at 60mph and we slide off the road.
>Headed straight towards tree.
>Slow motion as I grab both the front handle and the ceiling handle at the same time in one smooth motion.
>Ditch violently changed our direction and the mirror is clipped off the passenger side (My side).
>2ndTree.Jpg
>Hit driver's side of the pickup bed hard.
>Big dent
>Spin around, feels like were about to flip.
>Crash backwards into someone's firewood pile.
>Quickly picked up all the pieces of the truck and fucked right out of there
>not fun

Why does it feel like I'm missing out on something right there

Stop thinking about it, move on, it was the drugs.
Doesn't matter.
Stay away from drugs and sketchy people.
The more time passes, the less it will matter.

>walking from one friends house to another
>cut through a yard
>dude comes out pulls gun on me
> asks if im fucking with his trucks with gun to my head

> during the drinking depression days
> drinking a lot of whiskey ~ bottle a night
> passed out on my back
> woke up choking on vomit
> barely able to move
> just managed to move my head to the side whilst choking and throwing up all over my pillow
> passed out
> woke up in the morning realized I almost choked to death on my own vomit

I post this on /x/ from time to time, but here is the very short version

>2008
>Having sleep issues
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Experience sleep paralysis
>See shadow figure enter room, stand in front of my bed
>It is looking right at me but it has no face
>Feel sheer terror and dread
>After what felt like hours, it slowly turns and leaves
>I instantly snap out of it, realizing it was SP
>My door is wide open
>I NEVER leave my door open
>The whole room has this "rust" smell to it

FFW 4 years

>Living alone
>Fiance lives 200 miles away for the next few months
>Always feel like I'm being watched
>Start having sleep issues again
>Wind up waking up panicked offen
>One night, wake up in SP but am fully conscious of it
>Start seeing crazy lights, like silent lightning
>Room is freezing but I'm overheating
>Doors start shaking
>I snap out of SP, grab the 45 in my nighstand
>Start yelling at the top of my lungs
>The feeling of dread is getting worse
>There was SOMETHING either attacking me or about to attack me
>Pace around unable to shake the feeling
>Finally say "God, please make it stop!"
>Hear a deafening bang, lights go away, fear subsides
>WTF
>Didn't sleep for 3 days

True story
The full story was about 10 full posts long on /x/ and is way creepier than this abridged version

I'm not making this up, though nobody believes me

Also
>be 11 yo me
> mom is tweaked out
> starts to freak out
> forgets who she is
> starting acting liked a scared child
> doesnt know who I am
> runs around house for hour or so
> collapses and wakes up 7 hours later like nothing happened

>ten years ago
>when i could still get laid
>gf leaves me
>i rebound with girl my friend introduced me to
>she and i fuck on the first date
>spend all weekend in bed
>go to work pre-dawn that monday
>friend is in parking lot waiting for me
>"what the fuck, man? you knew i liked her!"
>he has a fucking hatchet
>swings it at me
>almost connects
>security guard says something on PA (can't remember what; was too scared shitless)
>friend takes off
>shows up at my house later that night
>throws cinder block through window
>points rifle through and demands i come out
>i go out back door and run to neighbor's house to call cops
>cops get there, find friend sitting on front porch sobbing
>he gets arrested
>gets put on house arrest

He texted me two years later to apologize. Said he was on drugs at the time. I didn't respond. Oh, and the girl was freaked out and never talked to either of us again.

I have three friends now, and I'm perfectly fucking fine with that. None of them are on meth, and none of them have hot female friends.

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>>have on good authority where a stash house is
>>halfway point for bricks of weed moving up the coast
>>case the place for like 2 weeks
>>learning who's who, when they come and go
>>they have like 5 or 6 pits guarding the front yard and inside the house
>>after weeks of planning finally decide to hit it
>>Dark, probably around 12-1 AM
>>a few feet outside the front yard, start throwing a shit ton of dog treats soaked in nyquil into the yard
>>wait a little until the dogs pass
>>me and 2 friends run up to the house, and I kick in the door
friends run into the house
>>some spic nodding out on the couch, make a move for a piece on a table in front of him
>>friend runs up and stabs him in the throat
>>search the house finding brick after brick, throwing them into the front yard
>>load them into a flatbed pickup we have
>>so many bricks we have to put a tarp over it to keep anyone from seeing what we have
>>dip the fuck out
We each made like 70k and the spic ended up dying.

I cant f*****g read it

>be me
>be 7 yo
>the light in our basement could only be turned on from downstairs

years of pure horror

>be mw 21 yrs old
>work 2 jobs
>never have time to do oil change
>finally oil change one night after a double
>car is on 2 jackstands and a hydraulic jack.
>jack decrompresses and pins me
>can't breathe
>get stuck for 8 hours, 2 w car crushing me, rest car slightly off
>was able to get jack working again but not fully

suffered cardiac arrests and kidney failure.
feelsbadman

Case and point haha

Seriously though, it truly did happen. I did discuss it with my doctor. My stress levels and blood pressure was through the roof and the whole episode was attributed to insomniatic hallucinations.

The full story has some weird too-strange-for-coincidence aspects in it. It also involves the disappearance of an old acquaintance who was experiencing something similar...

I think it's all due to stress, but my friend disappearing is still unanswered

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spooky shit

thought it was on two jackstands....If you jacked the front AND back up to change the oil you should have died cause your a dumb fuck.

since this isn't /x/, you should just type out the full 'sleep paralysis' twice, because no one on here reads or writes it 50 times a day apart from you.

That's actually quite interesting, it would certainly go down well on /x/ and I mean no disrespect.

Got any other incidents like that?

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he died

No offense taken my friend. I wrote the whole thing out on /x/ a few months back.

I honestly don't know what to believe, but I know stress/fatigue were a major factor.

Thought about it, said "meh". :)

>17, living with dad
>have insomnia
>finally fall asleep after like a week
>wake up an hour later
>try to get up, can't move
>suddenly feels like a grown man is putting all his weight on my shoulders
>start hearing a bunch of whispering
>can't understand it, but know they're talking to me
>try to call for my dad, can't make audible noises
>feel even more pressure on my shoulders
>start feeling a presence I can only describe as evil
>whispering turns to a loud demonic growl
>internally saying fuck off
>shit gets worse
>don't believe in God but go ahead and pray to him anyway
What's it gonna hurt?
>presence is gone, can move and talk now
>leave house for a while
>for the next 2 weeks feel the presence every time I pass the dream catcher dad has hanging next to front door
>can't stand it anymore and smash the fucking thing

Nothing since. I've had scarier things happen, but they're from drug trips