I'm fucked, behind on my bills. what would u pay for Sup Forums? email me seymourass@yahoo...

i'm fucked, behind on my bills. what would u pay for Sup Forums? email me [email protected] see if we can work something out.

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Just fuck off, cunt. Lets see your tits first and maybe we'll talk, huh? Or are you some faggot?

You don't look good.

No dollars.

>tampon
no ty

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not only are you extremely average, but you've got those ugly ass tats. i'd pay you to fuck off tho

oh no my precious self esteem

life's tough :(

Holy shit, you are maybe a 3.

Barf

i'm so sad that internet strangers think i am below average i may just go kill myself tonight lol

I'm proud of you b/

Very cute body. Would fuck. Where abouts are You?

Where's the time stamp, poorfag?

Dont hear a single word of this faggots, they are trying to make you worth zero.

Try to find a job girl.

e-mail me and we can talk more :)

Plus the names are sus.
Who names file of themselves 1 and 2. Get the fuck out. No one is sending you money.

the pic was taken like a day ago, but obviously still me

T I M E S T A M P CUNT. It's not obviously you. Fuck off.

whats your kik or snapchat, slut

ya, this has been a hard month. i was living with a couple who unexpectedly moved out of the house a week before the lease was up leaving me $0 for rent. blew through my savings paying mine + thier share. whatever, lesson learned. i was supposed to start a new job at a company just starting up, but the opening day has been pushed back incrimentally almost a month, leaving me out of work and unable to build up my savings again. i've been selling my fucking underwear on craigslist lol. just really bad timing for all things, definitely fucked.

? obv one in the OP pic

kik: maidinmelancholy

Timestamp with DATE + TIME or obvious troll.

Btw if it was taken a day ago, why is the one taken today called number one?
Plus exif data tells another story. Just fuck off. You found this shit online, lol.

no response, not op.

1. because i named them for this thread
2. there is no exif data i promise u lol, ur bullshitting
3. why would i fake this?

i believe you... probally real.
cute but im also too poor to pay for porn. put 2 fingers in your pussy for me

Ok, OP delivered. It's safe anons.

emailed, no response.

Starting to look like OP is trolling someone else's email and kik.

oops i'm sorry the email is [email protected]

haha what is up with all the skepticism?

Picture of tampon in mouth

Op is a guy, fake as fuck

You must be new here

quite the opposite, but it's like geez people u want a pic of my passport, social? lol

Boobs/vagina

Second this.
Plus sharpie in the pooper, nigger.

>geez people u want a pic of my passport
Cap of bank account total and the classic shoe on head / sharpie in pooper. That will get the ball rolling. Your timestamp looks shopped as fuck.
sage

yes, it is all shopped i am not actually a girl trying to make money, but a rich old man sitting on his throne in his castle laughing at everyone falling for this "hilarious" attempt at extortion. i literally have $.55 in my bank account and $30 in change in a changejar.

Where do you live sweetheart? Interesting in whoring yourself out? Become my whore for 100 bucks every 3 days.

I sent you $50 in your paypal
Your welcome niggerfaggot

that's way cheap, my man. u talking 24/7 whoring? i live in the usa

>Cap of bank account total and the classic shoe on head / sharpie in pooper. That will get the ball rolling.

No, whenever I want you, I'll call you up. I live in the US too, South, east, or west? Maybe come spend a couple days at my place too from time to time.

hey, thanks. but my paypal is not that email. it is [email protected]

>what would u pay for Sup Forums?
Free porn dot com.
Dumb slut go out and suck cock
youtube.com/watch?v=Uc-E9KODwpM

-said the totally unsuspect serial-killer

500 bucks to fuck your ass with no lube and go ass to mouth repeatedly, following by a golden shower.

hot as fuck btw

Done. Just sent $50 to [email protected]
Niggerfaggot

totally legit

What the fuck? Bitch what the hell is wrong with you?
>willing to pay you for that shit
>serial killer
Do you even know what serial killer means? Just get the fuck out of my board.

i'm not just offering porn. want me to call your boss and tell them that u dazzled me when i came in last? sure. want me to scream at you while u cry and jerk it? why not. want a video of me making a smoothie and then dumping it on myself? fuck it.

thanks candyass :)

thanks

ya, i get that vibe

This bitch is samefagging so hard. Just get out honestly. What are you even doing here? Some whoring yourself for money, nigger.
>trying to pretend people are hating on you to enact sympathy
Don't send this faggot money, they're trying to spend it on drugs and shit. That's why they're in the drain right now.

Don't listen to these 15 year olds. They can barely manage to jerk off to the interwebs. Hop on a Greyhound bus and come spend a weekend with me. I'll make it worth your while.

yep, this whole thread is just me, even u.
i spent all me money on the dope and didn't even lose weight

sent :)

>thinking you lose weight when on all drugs
LOL FUCKING IDIOT

What state you in? Wanna fuck? Richfag here.

i like u. i like how hard u r trying here tonight. i'm sincerely flattered that u would spend your night with me

I won't pay shit, but I am gonna need about tree fiddy.

I sent two posts, nigger.
Stop thinking you're special.

>Richfag

Tell us more, poorfag.

and then, i realized that this camwhore was not in fact a woman but the goddamn lochness monster

now 3 :) wow, what a fan

Dubs confirms that the camwhore is in fact the lochness monster.

If youa re so willing to show holes and tits on the web, why not subscribing to some camwhoere site, like chaturbate? you can make money there, especially if you do anal

Is it so impossible to be reasonable wealthy?

I make six figures and own a house, boat, motorcycle and can basically do whatever I want when I want.

I'm married so why the fuck wouldn't I want to fuck some rando cam whore?

I'll pay you $500 to suck my dick in front of my uncles whore and then spit the cum in her mouth while you piss yourself

i don't have the money to pay to sub to the site.

post more pics. sexy af

Ffs you just got 50 bucks from the richfag! Make some good use out of it. See it as a investment and go make the subscription now, damnit. Also send a photo spreading your ass for the good idea i just gave you

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i didn't recieve any money. it was all HOOPLAH.

Not quite, but I see where you're coming from.

savage

Me likey. Do you have any special skills?

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i can read 100 pages an hour, do a pretty good seinfeld, can butcher a chicken

Alright then. In this case go to Charturbate and subscribe. They do not require any fees to subscribe as a user and you can still cam model. If there are any fees, show the screenshot and i'll cover the expenses

There there, little guy. Maybe you can ask a cute girl to the junior prom.

Spread your butthole and put a finger on your ass crack pointing to your hole.

Do that and I'll email you. I'm about as socially capable as a fucking autist with constipation but I'm not too much of a deviant and I can pay well for what I want... but I expect forthright delivery, honesty, and no bullshit.

Sup Forums, don't get fooled.
Demand proof.

sigh...

myfreecams pays better

uuuh what's she gonna do noww

here, fuck it take this and enjoi

right on. will do

there is endless free porn on the internet, why would anyone pay? unless you can suck my dick through the screen go away

HNNNNNNNG

I wouldn't pay personally, there is something appealing about seeing fresh stuff though.

I do not know about myfreecams subcription process, but if it is, then i'ts good to go. Also thansk for the butthole pic, femanon. i Would not mind filling that ass with cum

How many of these pics did you pre-load?

Something we all want to know. Have you ever fucked a black guy? Its a disqualifier

I want to see that cute snatch destroyed.
>Big dildo all the way

gr8 body op

selling pics is how i have been making income for the last month or so, so i have a few.

haha, no

ouch!

Maybe do a sex show on myfreecams with a lucky user who bids the highest? Sounds like a win-win to me.

I'll start the bidding at $200. No condom though.