That guy that brings one of these to the gym

>that guy that brings one of these to the gym

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Shit, this was supposed to go on /fit/

>that guy who drinks protein shakes in-between sets

>that guy that posts on the wrong board

Hehe. I just got back from /fit/ you trolled me for a sec britbong
>Whereami

>tfw several roided female bodybuilders start going to your gym
They act like they own the gym. They're so aggressive and hog all the benches/machines

what is their master plan? do people actually find roided up she-beasts attractive? I suppose other roided up dudes or guys with fetishes?

they could easily attract a decent BF/husband if they just focused on having an elite ass and core. I can't picture some normal dude making 6 figures wanting to wife that shit up. the roid guys are just as dumb imo, I can't imagine that chicks think some donkey kong looking manlet is attractive either.

I do that pussy, what are you gonna do about it

BCAAs NIGGA

>that guy that drinks water between every set
>that guy that stretches before he squats
>that guy that does OHP in the squat rack

I hope none of you guys do this

You guys ever seen the porn star that markets "him"self as the man with a pussy? He's like a reverse Kaitlyn Jenner

>tfw you can't start your fucking warm up because dumb fit girl bitches keep hogging all the cross-fit machines for hours

>that guy who asks 'how many sets you have left'

>he goes to the gym

How do you do it especially as a beginner? I went to the gym for a week and felt self conscious as fuck because I was lifting nothing but the bar lmao

I warm up at home and run 10 minutes to the gym for the same reason. All the cardio bunnies hog up that shit looking themselves in the mirror

>that guy who doesn't tip the receptionist

>being afraid of social interaction

No one gives a fuck if you're weak you dumb fatty. People are too busy doing their own shit

My gym is a 24/7 one so I usually went late at night or early in the morning to avoid normies. Made decent gains desu

>felt self conscious as fuck because I was lifting nothing but the bar lmao
thisEveryone who goes already knows that everyone else starts somewhere

>that guy who stares at your cock in the dressing room

I was the same way. I see people doing chest, 45s on each side. I did just bar for like 2 weeks. Felt pathetic, but you can't just jump in weight like that. It takes time. Now I do more then most people at the gym.

Literally no one gives a shit.

>warming up with anything but an empty bar

Thanks. I'm gunna sign up for a gym now.

Everyone started that way, nobody who's there cares about you. You have just not give a fuck and keep going. Going with a friend at the start might also help.

>that guy who offers you steroids

>You try to go in the locker room and there's dudes in there showing off their beautiful assholes.

I came to work out not to see that gay shit.

Goes the same way with men.

Do women actually find roided up wannabe-arnies with no sex drive/no balls and veines like pipelines that can barely move because they are so muscular attractive?

Yes

>that guy that's just showing off his scrotum and cock at the dressing room

>that guy who stares at his phone for 3 minutes straight between sets

t. Arnie wannabe

>beautiful assholes
the fuck?

>that guy that asks you spot his 30 kg bench press

Jesus Christ is this how /fit/ normally is? No wonder people say to stay away from that shithole

>the dude who won't play poopnose in the locker room
Fuck you

/fit/ is /lgbt/ on steroids. Quite possibly the gayest board on Sup Forums

Seriously, fuck that guy.

>he doesn't know

tfw no bearmode bf

>the guy who died

>the guy that got sexts

He didn't make it

>tfw there was actually a guy that died at my gym the other day

story

>That one guy who slaps everyone on the arse when coming out of showers

creatine is a devil in a bottle

I wasn't there, but they say he had a heart attack

F

>he died
>the end

>that guy that pushes you through the last reps

>that guy that's too shy to be naked around other guys in the dressing room

>that guy who always tries to touch your pee pee

>that spotter that lifts 50+ lbs the entire set

Yummy

>that guy who uses momentum in his lifts

>that muslims who is with boxers in the shower

Seriously no one cares. At least you're making an effort

B-But I shower with boxers too..
Well, kinda. We have a swimming pool at our gym and I just shower with my swimming shorts on.

Yeah, seriously fuck that guy for resting between sets.

How fucking autistic are you two?

all me

I used to do that in swimming baths too, but now I usually bath naked, I wanna get the chlor away everywhere.

But its more strange at the gym, where literally nobody has anything on, in the shower.

I dont go to saunas, but people told me they even had those motherfuckers with boxers in there. Of course in mixed saunas.

that's me, shitposting on Sup Forums between sets

You're supposed to rest 30 secs to 1 minute, not 3 fucking minutes while sexting your mom.
There are other people at the gym who might want to use that machine or dumb bells, BREH

meant for

>Mixed saunas

yo- you dead?

>tfw girls clamor to the squat rack next to you as if looking for advice.

Shit is too obvious, but I am too autistic. It's like they do two sets of four & as they see I'm not making sex eyes, they scurry away.

Buck Angel

As other anons already said, no one gives a shit what you're doing. Everyone else is there to do their sets and go, no one cares if you can't bench for shit and won't make fun of you or even think about you for more than a minute unless they are insecure misc-tier losers.

Gym got much more enjoyable for me when I realized this as a beginner. I could barely bench 30, no one really cared, and a couple of people gave me advice to help me improve my form. People are nicer than you think.

>that guy who caries his gym bag around the gym
>that guy who carries around a gallon of water all day

my stupid female friend draw the Buck Angel card, when I told something like, transwomen are not really women for me, and she claimed they are women. I asked if she would be into a transman, and she said that Buck Angel looks really masculine for example....
Waste of time to discuss

you sure about that?

You don't. All people go to the gym for is to ridicule scrawny or fat people. In between that you might work out a little but for the most part everyone is laughing at you all the time. Don't bother.

There's a difference between a scrawny slimeball doing the right thing but at a very low weight and an autist doing something like that.

A lot of noobs come in and out doing noob benches in an attempt to gain strength. Nothing stands out about them because there are so many like them and so many that have been in that position. I wouldn't forget a guy doing something stupid like in that pic.

If you go to a gym and are using a machine that's designed to work on your hamstrings, and instead you're doing some ass backward neck exercise with it, then yeah people will notice.

It's like driving on the wrong side of the road and hoping no one cares.

>that guy who comes to the gym alone on couples' night

>that guy who drinks protein shakes in-between reps

>That guy who goes to gym at 6am in the morning

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to lift

>machines

>mobility

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>that guy that curls in the squat rack
>that guy who goes on his phone between sets
>that one autist who's obviously on SS
>that guy that grunts and slams the weights
>that guy who walks the virgin walk

>compound lifts

>posting on the wrong board

never gonna make it

nothing wrong with doing ohp in a squat rack

Lol reminds me of that guy who wears trunks while showering (I'm in the military btw)

say that to my face and not online and see what happens

What's wrong with basketball shorts?
What should I wear?

Please tell me you're not one of those faggots who wear leggings to the gym.

>Protein shakes

>muscle confusion

Don't be retarded. Mass gainers work pretty fucking well.

delete this

there are couples nights in the gym? for what reason?

>leg day

Cause that gym is smart and realizes some of the patrons might have fat significant others and this is a perfect way to tell them they're fat without hurting feelings by disguising it as spending time together.

>This post

Protein shakes are like cooking chicken and then seasoning it with Haribo.

> he doesn't know leg day is most important for gains.

oh american marketing, you are crazy. Something like that would never work here,

You must be a lanklet, I gained 30 lbs of decently lean mass in 3 months by drinking mass gainers in addition to my 6-7 meals a day.

You actually bought mass gainers HAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you realize you can make double the amount with half the price? what do you think there is in mass gainers? some secret ingredient?
It's literally just very, very overpriced oats mixed in with other foods, go make your own man.

Watch this bruh
youtube.com/watch?v=iYKKwWxT19w&t=259s