Tell me a lie

Tell me a lie.

I'm mentally stable.

You're not a faggot.

Tell me a truth.

im not a flaming homosexual

I'm not vegan

Everything will be okay.

Idi Amin Don-Don will make MuriKKKa grate again.

>Trump is TOTALLY the best president ever

Everything I post is a lie.

Hillary would have made a great president

ANYBODY can get famous on youtube.

CNN is a reliable news organization

I'm completely over my ex and don't think of her ever

I like memes.

Girls don't:
Poop
Fart
Enjoy sex
or Masturbate

all news organizations are reliable news organization

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God Exist.

Trump only wants what's best for the American people no matter their race, social status, or financial situation.

just some politicians have their own self interest at heart

My niece asked me to fuck her 4yo daughter, and held her legs spread while i did.

You can trust your family.

all clouds have a silver lining

No

if you read self help books thing will get better

The holocaust is real

I enjoy being a whore

youre why the world is dark

it wasn't those greedy ass Jews that started the Holocaust

I enjoy playing dnd on Tuesdays

Black Lives Matter

This is a lie.

Baha nice one

you don't eat the human body

This story is a lie, a partial lie, and nothing but a lie, so help me aliens

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The money is so worth the displeasure

This statement is false.

His statement is true

would I tell you something that wasn't true I'm asking you would I lie to you

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Op is straight

I never fucked my 6 year old daughter.

oh like a prostitute well show us your face so we can see if youre really a whore.

If I promise to tell the truth can I play even if it's a lie if not I don't want to play I'll just put on my pants and go home

what about the other one?

I never stole $100k+ from my dying grandmother.

This sentence is a lie.

I only have one. Lol

These are NOT dubs.

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This will end in 1-9.

What episode was this?

I've had sex

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HA YOU STILL FUCKED IT UP

that's right

WOT

My penis isn't big.

Technically I don't have her anymore. She died in a car wreck a couple years ago.

I am GOD TIER cuz me be black

I did not have sexual relations with that woman...

this is bad art

739999999 will be a stupid fucking post. Probably about traps.

This wil NOT be quads

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I am not a 26yo obese virgin, whose only female interaction are my coworkers that find me pathetic and disgusting. :)

I am not you.

I have no desire to fuck the living daylights out of my wife's little sister. I don't even find her attractive.

You're not a faggot, OP.

these are dubs

This is a lie

You're ugly and unimportant

>six year old daughter
>died in car wreck
>watch dogs was released in 2014, it is now 2017, which means this event happened a couple years ago.
Aiden Pearce?

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I enjoy golden showers

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WTF

ok just the eyes youve already said it and the website has your ip so :s

Filename kek

Way off.

If you fuck someone up the ass and they fart, your nuts will burst.

I'm a straight male

this will end in an even number

I witnessed.

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really bad art

I'm satisfied with my penis. It's size is 7in length, 2in girth and the tip of the penis is numb to pleasure. I'm perfectly satisfied with feeling like the condom never comes off

this is good art.

shoulda got dubs

NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO REALLY BAD ART

Op is a millionaire with a different girl every day

a frog wouldn't Bump it's ass when it landed if it had wings

This is a great thread, user!

Traps arent gay

this is a lie

This is 74000000000

Butterflies make the nuclear typhoon pink Floyd into a hurricane for meta storms in the guff box way for institutional decease cease to fester in hotbox for salad yo!!!!
Y'know?!?!?!?