Some girls asked me for alc and i told them i had lemon vodka

some girls asked me for alc and i told them i had lemon vodka
they're gonna pay me
i dont have lemon vodka

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE SOMETHING THAT TASTES LIKE LEMON VODKA

Dump out some of the vodka, and pour in that minute-aide (or whatever brand name it is) lemonade powder. Then shake it so that the crystals are fully dispersed in solution

Of if you have lemons around squeeze one into the vodka and add sugar

no i dont have any alc at all i drank all mine
how to make water or seltzer water taste vodka?

Are you drunk now?

no this was the other night
i just need to know how to make seltzer water or water taste a little like lemon vodka

This. Don't get to elaborate, user -- just lemonade powder and mix that shit in. You never claimed it was *good* lemon vodka.

straight from the snapchat message:
"this shit got us plastered it was great shit"
but still ill try it. it tasted like garb anyways

So wait let me try and summarize, there women coming to get alc from you tonight, but you don't have any, and will instead try to sell them something that isn't alc but smells and tastes like it?

Fucking underage b&

yes. do you have any tips to make it taste like lemon vodka

I have one.
>dont post here until you're 18+ you stupid faggot.

im 19

Then go pay someone to buy you lemon vodka, kiddo.

dont have too much money. why do you think im trying to sell fake alc

What the fuck do you think is going to happen when you sell them a bottle of lemonade? You think they just won't notice?

>drank all mine.

No op, you're underage and tried to show off to your underage friends.

yeah

jeezus I wish summer would end

Unless they're literally fucking retarded, they're going to notice it isn't vodka. Did you not think this through?

Get a job.
>underage

i have a job

Yea I confuse water for vodka all the time. Said nobody ever...

Take lemonade/ water with lemons.
Pour into vodka bottle.
Spray with antifreeze/ wd40.
Serve
My dad was a alcoholic and used to have water mixed with antifreeze when he couldn't afford anything else.

then why are you trying to sell fake alcohol to teenagers?

i spent all my money

He's 19. He's basically retarded. Don't ask difficult questions.

He's going to now be "that guy.".

Hope you haven't left fir college yet. Sucks being "that guy" at school and not getting laid for 4 years

Underage b&

kys

don't fucking do this op. just text them and tell them you thought you had it but someone else drank it all

y

Cause you're gonna look like a mark ass trout when those bitches show up and you try and hand them something that isn't vodka.

"Sorry, my dipshit roommate drank it" will get you laid if you can work it.

"Mom says I can't have you guys over to drink" wont

i think you mean b8, b& would just be "band"

Is this b8?

why not feed people antifreeze and wd40 against their knowledge? retard.

Being in a b& will also get you laid....unless it starts with marching

This.

...

i never agreed to antifreeze and wd 40. i was just gonna pour some lemon vodka into a water bottle and cut it with water,

You're an idiot.

You said you didn't have any alcohol

no i have lemon vodka but not much

I remember this one time a friend told these chics he had come. He went back to his place and crushed up some aspirin and brought it back....


It was a long time before he got laid again. We're talking president's changed and TV shows went off the air.

Coke. Not come. Fucking auto correct

that sucks for him, but im making $20 :D

Dude, you're "that guy"

OP just pray that the last asshole sold them antifreeze and they actually are retarded now.

ive known them for long. trust me. they're fucking retarted. ill pour like one shot of lemon vodka in there for the taste/smell and fill the rest with water.

well then godspeed OP

So what's the point of this thread?

money making etcetera

Watch Superbad. They have a few scenes about this same problem.

fuck you dude

You made this thread to make money? What the actual fuck are you saying? Are you drunk or just retarded?

Do you need an adult?