Not all of us live in some fantasy land where you get to feel like a normal fucking human being and actually touch the...

Not all of us live in some fantasy land where you get to feel like a normal fucking human being and actually touch the opposite sex. Some of us are cursed to be fucking alone and feel like sub-human shit because girls literally won't let us hug them.

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Welcome to life. Stop bitching and deal with it already.

Well, sucks for you.
Maybe if you somewhat tried in middle school/ high school you could have Atleast fucked an ugly bitch with a 16 inch deep pussy hole.
But, you decided to linger in the background. Forever a virgin.
Jokes on you for not speaking up yourself.
Thats what being human is.
You have to stick up for yourself, or become a 56 year old virgin who hasnt even had the courage to kissba girl.
Neckbearded faggot

*kiss a girl

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, CRY ABOUT IT?

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it will be okay user

Nah bro, women are fucking easy man. All you gotta do is lose some weight, and just pretend to be someone you're not. I've been doing that for years, and i get pretty average girls, no big ass beautiful tits girls. But decent enough to make me bust

Rape is free

HAHAHAHA

I guess your only opinion is to turn gay.
Atleast you can fuck a warm hole and cuddle with someone who somewhat looks like a girl right?
Oh wait...
Not even a trap wants you.
Because your too much of a PUSSY to even talk to anyone, even if they're the same sex.
Just stay in your room in your grandmas house playing world of war craft.
Thats all your good for.
Fucking bitch.

Does this faggot STILL post here? My god
It's like he ignores all advice year after year

"waah, i just want a hug!"

okay. just one hug. my god, you smell like rancid bacon. why don't you wash occasionally?

"waah, i just want to touch your ass!"

no.

"WAAAH IT'S NOT FAIR GIRLS ARE SO CRUEL"

you just want to touch my ass. then you just want to pull my pants down and come inside me. then you just want to brag to all your friends about what a slut i am. how about, YOU stay over THAT SIDE of the room and play with yourself?

no, i don't want to watch.

It's bait obviously

>no one saves his picture and uses it as a meme to display sadness

wew

It even says "sad no gf guy.jpg". OP is clearly not the original guy

keep crying we don't give a fuck.

Please, the second you get a girlfriend you'll just want to die sooner

Are you sure???
OP's dick is extra EXTRA small!!
You wont even feel it atall.
It'll just feel like a pin went inside your pussy.

what's the difference between a neckbeard and a person with autism?

how about i jab a pin into the end of your dick-hole? go on. you won't feel a thing. until it becomes infected.

that's a big clit

stop trying to live for someone else.

you do you. nuff said.

>>>fit

Does he still post here? I used to harass him until he'd abandon his own threads.

mfc m8, just give all your $ to camswhores

Well, I'll get more action than OP I guess.
Topkek

Kek wii avatar

want beautiful tit girls with low standards? go to a 3rd world or 2nd world country, if ur white the big titted chicks will swarm around u if u flash a bit of cash and act like a cocky jerk. worked for me when i went to peru, fucked 2 big titted latinas. they were ugly as shit though

Not with THAT attitude!

I remember when my ex thought she was the shit when she could fit something as tiny as that into her asshole.
Then, the day came where I stuck my dick in her ass and spread her super wide.
She screamed at first.
Lawlz

Harden the fuck up mate. Life will beat you down, but only if you let it.

HAAAA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HAAAAA! HA HA HA HA die a virgin HA! HAAAAAAAA HAAA HA HA HA HA. HAAAAA HA HA kill yourself HA HA HA HA! HA HA HAAA HA HA this is the reason no one loves you HA HA HAAA HA HA HA!

it's okay OP just wait. love comes. I met my wife through WoW.

So stop being a faggot and own that shit. Stack your neetbux and get a nicely crafted silicon waifu. This board is full of beta ducks that go balls deep. Accept it. Become the hiki you know you are.

I saaaay

i am so fucking sick of your fat, ugly face on this board

Cucks* mobile faggotry

Hahaha user just a bunch of people get to actually enjoy their lifes the thing is that most of us take it like real man, because we aren't little fucking bitches that get to feel special in any way like you and even those that seem to have it all pass through a lot of shit take chester bennington for an example he had the money the fans and everything and still felt so depressed he decided to commit suicide leaving his family behind in this shithole, there's no fantasy land to pursuit stop thinking that there is faggot

What's worse, not having a spine, not having the skill, or not having the motivation?

Real human bean.

Not having a spine.
You can still get some sort of pussy without skill or motivation, but you cant even talk or ask a girl to date without spine. Lol

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lower your standards, bro. You know those girls that you don't find yourself attracted to? try one of those. if nothing else just to get some experience. Eventually youll find one who has a decent personality and you'll realize looks are a shallow reason to fall in love anyhow.

That's because you focus on women, dingus. Stop caring about them and just find happiness in yourself.

Actually, you're probably just fat. Fat guys get nowhere unless they have badass personalities

Ppppfffffftttthahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your all low life virgin queefs who are 39 and still live with their mom trying to find ways to fuck even the most disgusting, ugly, fat, stupid, unwanted girls so you wont be virgins anymore.
>my siiiiides!!!!!

Motivation is the only one I lack. I let girls come to me. One time I let my spine hold me back, but for legal reasons (it was my friend's 16 year old little sister). As a result, I've been really close to sex many times, and I've had oral sex, but I'm still a virgin at the age of 26. It really doesn't feel much better.

why does it hurt so much /b

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ITT: samwell tarley looks sad

someone is FTM

I know that feel as a 26 yo virgin, these normal fags will never understand, join us on wizchan.

I almost fucking gagged

You fucking pussy.
Ive known guys in their late 20s who fucked 10-13 year old girls.
Do you really think fucking a 16 year old girl will get you in trouble?
I lost my virginity at 14 to a 12 year old girl because I had a fuckin spine. I had the guts to atleast talk to a girl.
Quit holding on to your virginity like a trophy and just man up already.
God, you pussy virgins on Sup Forums make me want to puke. Kill yourself, cunt

>Fiction

This.
My ex was hot when we started dating, she slid into having chunky thighs and was stupid AF the entire time.

kek

enjoy your shallow, meaningless relationships, faggot.

i haven't kissed a girl but i've fucked one does that count?

teach me how to not have social anxiety and talk to grillz

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careful, that's a lot of edges you're running with

here's an example though, of how someone might get in trouble. say her brother was in in the room next door, walls were paper thin, and he isn't one to knock.

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OH GOD. THE RUSSIANS ARE HACKING US AGAIN!

I used to know a guy who looks just like that, his name is Pablo.

You're now Pablo.


Ok Pablo, Y U NO GIT PUSI?

Seriously tho, like everything good in life you gotta work for it. Ugly pussy is easy, but not worth it.

Work out, shave, get a hair cut, change your clothes up, get outside.

>Cursed
Hahahahahahahaha
Dont blame magic for your shortcomings and social awkwardness asshole.

femanon here

i'll be anyones GF.

ONLY ONE PERSON.

>ONLY ONE PERSON
you sound like a slut trying to reassure herself

>bitch and moan about being forever alone
>not improving yourself as a human being each and every day

Pick one.

Get a job, exercise, study. Just be productive and independent. Learn to just talk to people and eventually some girl might just like you enough to fuck. Get over yourself and better yourself, you stagnant, entitled piece of shit.

>is the actual asshole

why? because you already ruined your chance of getting the cute little me?

welcome to life faggot

now man up, become confident and go take that pussy, it sure wont come to you

Yes, yes it does.
Atleast you know what a pussy feels like unlike these faggots
The only thing they can relate to is Fucking a sock with a condom filled with shampoo in their moms bathroom.

Oh yes, the lonely nerds are just lining u- oh wait, what's that? I'm your only reply?
...the fuck is wrong with me

u mad?

big mad? or lil mad?

doesn't matter you still getting dabbed on for being a hater

You're just being mean now. I guess your life must be pretty rough.

Living the life as a beta cuck with no form of female attraction is harsh. I feel bad for you.

This isn't entirely true. Girls used to chase me and ask for my number. I unfortunately fell in love with one of them and we lived together over five years. Now I'm single and feeling like fuck everything. Getting jacked as fuck though.

I'll admit, things are a bit rough right now.
I used to get by trolling on Sup Forums, I guess I'm just falling into old habits - not that you care. Sorry for shitting on your parade dude.

I think no one is replying to her/it because this thread is fucking ridiculous-- Doubt anyone fucking cares about the massive faggot who started the thread. Fuck you, fuck the it, fuck op, fuck all of you.

> had girlfriend for 5 years
> complains that girls never hugged him

da fuck is wrong with you

Also get over yourself and her, life moves on. We've all been there, but you can't keep looking back, you're not going that way.

Dabs are for middle schoolers looking to be edgey.
Do us all a favor,
Write a letter to your parents and hang yourself.
Better yet,
Point a gun to the side of your head (not behind your ear) and pull the trigger
Feel the bullet whizzing around in your brain and live for an extra 3 minutes feeling every bit of pain.
Faggot

>implying that that isn't another user telling his story

If this is your idea of a good time, I find it hard to believe you're not one of them, exercising your weird fetish.

i love you already, lets go out

Oh I'm sure no one cares about OP, he's a faggot - but I think everyone identifies with the cringe on some level, and that draws us in.

Is that essay for me?
I grade it a C-
Get dabbed on again

I kinda miss the thread IDs we once had ...

I don't get this. When i post "edgey" or "cringe worthy" comments it's my most sincere me. What pleasure do you get from being fake anonymously?

>being this triggered
whoa dude calm down

I had an avatarfag "gf" on Sup Forums once, but then I got all the circlejerk posters banned and I realized how tenuous those connections were. I hope it's not all you have.

It's not fake, it's just a lesser part of me that wants to be expressed. It's the part of me that I think of as childish.

I am not the guy who never got hugged. I'm getting over my ex, but i must admit I'm on a revenge path against her and most women. It makes me feel better to hurt them emotionally.

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Im...

Im not even gonna argue.
Do you get far with someone who has autism? No. They simply agree or say something from their favorite movie/something incredibly retarded.
Pic related.
Its you

How is that going for you so far?

I broke up with an ex of 4 years a few months ago. I know the feels and the hurt, but its not really worth it. Just let it go and move on, you'll be glad you did.

Thats my two cents.

They're trying to fool themselves.

Look dude, I replied to you a couple of months ago on /soc/ and you clearly took zero advice from me. I remember that fucking sad fat face of yours surprisingly. Which says something right? I remember a dumbass post from 4 months ago about you and I'm a straight guy with two kids and a wife. You have a memorable face. You aren't horrible looking. Your just fat. Either accept that you will only ever get a nasty obese woman like yourself, or get your ass into shape. Eat 1200 calories a day until you see some results. That will help motivate you to EXCERCISE. remember when dieting that the only thing that matters is calories burned/calories taken in. I swear on your fat fucking life if you get into shape you will be fucking women, not just "hugging" them (seriously? Fucking sad dude). Or spend your meet bucks on hookers or suicide. Only choices bud. Take my advice. Work the fuck out. Eat like a normal person (IE not American). And get some fucking self respect. You are white man in a white man's world in one of the whitest countries on earth. You ancestors built the world around you that you see today and you are begging for hugs.

Bro you not even making sense now.
You're the one getting mad bcus someone dabbed on you

LMAO this guy mad af

Just stfu and take another dab

Fucking niggers/wiggers/retards/little kids, man. Jesus christ.