>Haha, Donald Trump doesn't do what we want him to do, w-weak Donald, r-right guys? Haha.
Top kek, Libtards can't come up with a decent nickname to shame Donald Trump, because that would be against their PC bullshit. Priceless, the meme writes itself.
>If they really wanted to hit him where it hurts, liberals would run with something like “Fat Donald.”
>and “fat” can also evoke economics — the mental image of fat cats. Disconnect Trump from the working-class voters he’s courting. Remind people of his $1 million head start, utilizing bankruptcies to protect himself, his solid gold bathroom hardware.
>Not to mention, it just rolls off the tongue.
>But the left has taken this weapon off the table. Going after Trump this way, they would be “body shaming,” which is a cardinal sin on the pages of Huffington Post and BuzzFeed.
>Donald y u so fat xD >Because I wear a bulletproof vest for you
Isaiah Mitchell
Trump is a big guy.
Jace Anderson
Do they not get it? Trumps cheesy nicknames stick because they have a sense of truth to them. Is Cruz a total liar? Not really but it makes sense to call him Lyin Ted. Same with Crooked Hillary. Calling Jeb weak and a mess was great because it's basically putting the thought into someone elses head, and then their actions end up confirming that opinion.
But Weak Donald? He isn't weak in the slightest. Even the average democrat can understand that his specific strength is the fact that he is so confident and strong as a person.
Same with "Dangerous Donald". It actually sounds kind of cool, and there's nothing to really associate to him with as dangerous because he hasn't done anything yet. All of this also falls flat automatically because it's clear that they're just hopping on and responding to a trend that Trump himself started
This is simple stuff guys
Jace Long
For you.
Connor Brown
>be Dutch >smoking my daily mandatory joint >watching tv >go to Comedy Central >this cunt is on there >never liked The Daily Show but at least Jon Jewart was kinda funny >oh well, there's always Comedy Central Extra >see that same fucking face >watch something educational instead
I really doubt Dutchfags care enough about American politics to justify the hostage-taking of two CC channels. Who the fuck is in charge of this shit? Can't we make up our own liberal propaganda? This happens at least 3 times a week.
Matthew White
The Finn is right, it's a no-brainer.
Dominic Ortiz
for you.
Cooper Gomez
whole show dedicated to bashing one guy. amazing relevant comedy 10/10
Brody Foster
Big Dick Donald
Easton Foster
Trevor Noah has seriously funny material, but it's a shame he's politically a retard. Then again we might never know, he's just paid to play the left wing rhetoric.
They Shillary and Bernoutu can't even fucking match our memes. We're decades ahead in memetics.
If you can't handle the memes get out of the meme game.
Brandon Hernandez
yeah because donald has proven himself to be weak.
Christopher Martin
*bernout
Jordan Ortiz
I remember when Marco Rubio tried to call him "Big Donald" in response to "Little Marco" and it was cringeworthy because that's harldy an insult. Sounds like what youd call a mafia boss. "Big Don".
Leo Mitchell
>Can't we make up our own liberal propaganda? We always have De Wereld Draait Door.
Jose Rivera
Donald Trump is literally these people's Boogieman and thus I reveal to you guys the spooky night stories that these white knights.
Oogey Boogey Donald You're jokin You're jokin He's a white guy
He's sexist He's racist I don't know which is worse
If you aren't shakin Then there's something very wrong Cause this may be the last time You get your college funds
[spoiler]This keeps the SJW up at night[/spoiler]
Landon Cox
The way the media misinterprets what he says and claim he "flip flops" I'm amazed DenyItDonald hasn't appeared yet.
Mason Fisher
forgot image
Joshua Long
Isn't "weak" insulting to disabled or elderly people too?
>Isn't "weak" insulting to disabled or elderly people too?
Yeah but SJW and BLM always beat on the disabled and elderly anyway. So it's okay to oppress them. Especially when hotwheels made enemies of them by standing up for GG.
Logan Morgan
Bigoted Donald
Ayden Thompson
Two Inch Trump
Ethan Campbell
That'so cringy
Aiden Campbell
He has a majestic Trump tower
Andrew Evans
Best sex I ever had.
Owen Martinez
I find "weak" to be ableist. Twitter campaign against the Daily Shoa when?
Kayden Adams
Libs already criticized the Republicans for talking about their dicks. They can't do it now without looking like [bigger] hypocrites
Noah Garcia
You could say it's yet another example of the patriarchy preaching importance about strength and masculinity.
SJWism is such a chaotic ball of garbage.
Isaac Bell
what the fuck's wrong with his voice
Caleb Campbell
Next nickname the left will come up with is: >Iron Trump
Because what he says is abrasive and rough.
Hem! That'll hurt him, for sure!
Carter Jenkins
Never stopped the left from doublethink before.
Chase Perry
>(((Ezra)))
Gabriel Edwards
UUUU
Jeremiah Ross
Nicknames don't stick unless they're accurate. Trump has a knack for picking out his opponents defining negative characteristics and using those against them.
Just randomly using negative words that don't suit your target is grade school shit. They might as well call Trump a "booger head" or "racist".
Kayden Sanders
liberals can't do anything
every republican tried to brand trump and it was their downfall one week later
>donald trump is a jerk jeb >big donald little macro >sleazy donald ted cruz
the biggest crushing blows to his opponents campaigns happened right after they announced their stupid nicknames. same goes for clinton, really. she started losing to the commie after she announced dangerous donald
Owen Lee
>You lived to see the lefts monopoly on comedy come to an end
Levi Scott
That poor excuse of a comedian is performing in my town next Saturday. Part of me wants to get ticketsto it just to yell go back to Africa or some shit.
Josiah Russell
Hollywood's best are Jew writers.
Has trump stumped the Jew?
Jose Murphy
There are so much thing you can call Trump:
Old Trump Baby face Trump Ceiling Trump Sup Forums Trump Internet people Trump Chyyyyyyyyna Trump Wall Trump Politician Trump 1 % Trump
But calling him weak... is kinda weak
Jeremiah Wood
lel
Jordan Parker
Red Ed was very successful
Jordan Reed
>3rd world countries
Bentley Scott
>trevor noah Who?
Seriously though, this worthless sack of shit was said to be the next hit comedian.
He is pretty much a black Louis C.K..
Alexander Baker
The only nickname that could work is "Dodging Donald" because it carries with it confirmation bias: "Ah, he didn't answer that question the way I wanted! Dodging Donald!" But of course sometimes he answers with a simple yes or no. That's how unpredictable he is. That's why there's no good nickname for Donald. He's unpredictable.
t. not Scott Adams
Samuel Richardson
Noah is just a tool that was given a job by the cucks at Comedy Central and Jon Stewart because of his mulatto privilege.
All of those can be used in favor of Trump, or at least turn on the left themselves.
The left have nothing. Their own culture is limiting themselves in every regard.
Anthony Murphy
No its not, it's selling past the deal retard
If he says it with enough confidence it must be true
If he calls someone a liar, it has a double implication, that he is not a list and that person is at least not trustworthy
It doesn't have to be true, and trump has lied more and harder than cruz
Nathan Wood
He's not lied, he's the king of plausible deniability. He's vague enough to hear what you want but to be able to refute your interpretation later.
That's the art of the deal.
Oliver Mitchell
I feel like people listen to him because he is half black South African and stupid people feel guilty when they don't laugh at his jokes.
Bentley Cooper
I really think the left needs to accept the fact that it's over for them.
They had their 8 years of Obama, which was really a huge fucking disaster for them. They had a majority in both houses, and they had the POTUS. Now they're facing another 2000 election.
It's just the other side's turn now. Go have some fucking dignity you crybabies.
How are you supposed to know what he stands for then?
No, more specificially: How are you and people like you supposed to know what his real policies are, and not be able to project all your wildest fantasies, and not get rused into voting against yourself?
Alexander Perez
Projecting much?
Did I say it was a good thing? You just made my case you utter buffoon.
Joseph Evans
The other key part they haven't caught onto is repetition, for any nickname to stick it's got to be repeated over and over again. This means once you've got a nickname you stick to it.
By calling him Drumpf, then Dump, then Dangerous Don, then Weak Donald they don't give any of them time to stick.
Drumpf was kind off sticking until everyone wanted to have a go at coming up with there own
Joseph Gonzalez
Makes much more sense with the image
Jose Adams
I find that people talk about trump over here. Is it like this in other countries? They don't say positive things most of the time, they talk about him a lot though. Never anything about Shillary, I did hear some sanders shit at the start but it feel away quickly once it was obvious he would get the nomination.
I always just say, yeah Trump but imagine if he was President and he was good at it would be funny.
Alexander Walker
Plus dangerous is not consistent with weak.
Zachary Thompson
Boas, paneleiro. :)
Cooper Davis
> Dumb Donald > Dodgy Donald > Terrible Trump > Dirty Donald > Door-mat Donald > Tired Trump > Treacherous Trump > Dopey Donald > Double-Cross Donald
Kayden Baker
that has to be the worst nickname to give to trump
weak donald made pope apologize
Daniel Brown
>6'3" billionaire alpha male playboy who overwhelmingly defeated a field of 15 candidates to become the nominee while battling an unprecedented media smear campaign >weak
wew lads
They literally aren't allowed to use any truly demeaning words because it would destroy their PC narrative.
This just keeps getting better.
Colton Green
Trevor Noah isn't very funny, but he suggested a bunch of nicknames beyond "weak Donald" on that episode. But whatever, this is just another Brietbart article shilling thread. They don't even need to advertise on this site any more. They just continually post these threads and everyone eats it up.
Isaiah Diaz
>Can't we make up our own liberal propaganda?
Have you EVER watched RTL 4? Recently they ran a piece on Trump, saying he's flip flopping. They showed an edited part of his illegal mexicans speech, followed by the one where he says he loves hispanics. Completely unrelated. They also show him calling out Lying Ted and calling him a strong opponent right after. Like those two are mutually exclusive.
DWDD is even worse imo. Always with the dancing and rapping niggers, shaming anyone who has a different, less liberal opinion and other bullshit WHILE SIPHONING THE MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE.
If people want to watch that bullshit, let THEM pay for it. Not that fucking complicated I would think, but then I remember we live in a communist country. Today a bunch of SP niggers in red coats came knocking on my door while I was working from home, like nobody has anything better to do than to listen to their communist ranting.
Ayden Sanchez
Trump is a real American patriot, of that there is no doubt. America is not the soil, the rivers and the mountains. America is its people.
Make America Great Again!
Josiah Thompson
>Donald Trump: 6'2'' >Eric Trump: 6'5'' >Melania Trump: 5'11'' >Ivanka Trumo: 5'11'' A family of big guys apparently
Brody Hill
>Weak Donald >Fat Donald kek, both are weak as fuck
>But the left has taken this weapon off the table. Going after Trump this way, they would be “body shaming,” which is a cardinal sin on the pages of Huffington Post and BuzzFeed. kek they keep attacking his hair, skin, hands/fingers and dick
Jeremiah Baker
All of these are terrible and don't come close to working as nicknames
>leaving Germany in charge of bantz
Cameron Long
Noah is a kike too
nice sequence of digits btw
Julian Carter
>battling an unprecedented media smear campaign
so when do you graduate high school? 3 years or 4?
James Lewis
>it's a bait and switch routine
Asher Edwards
I can't even put into words how much I cringe at Reddit's obsession with the word "dank", who the fuck even says it unironically anymore?
It's even sadder when you realize these poor fucks think they are some kind of masters of the internet and memes but then they come up with this shit that looks like something a completely out-of-touch soccer mom would post because they think it's hip and cool. Their meme magic is literally just "impact text on pictures and putting the word dank everywhere you can".
Tyler King
>111 Can't argue with those trips
Sebastian Bennett
>has to be a word that can easily be attributed to someone that people can nod their head to when said >uses weak, for trump, the guy who just choked out 16 other candidates with a shit eating grin every step of the way
Thomas Jackson
Anyone has the video where he comes up with weak donald? I feel like watching something to cringe at. Even Amy Schumer is on Dutch CC all the fucking time. Whenever her pig face comes up my face turns sour, people ask me why and I show them this video. youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg At least more people hate her now.
Adrian Ross
Kek, now an actual communist took his place
Jordan Wright
Hey at least the country seems to be moving to the right.
Oliver Gomez
Whut is this guy on about?
Alexander Parker
#cruzmissile
Kevin Perez
>Donald, you're a snivelling coward. I'm not a liar. You are pro-obama care, a democrat, and pro-amnesty. I WILL run third party, and you WILL lose.
