Ask a guy who just got back from a handjob from an Asian Massage Parlor anything

Ask a guy who just got back from a handjob from an Asian Massage Parlor anything.

Why are you lying?

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why'd you make yet another shitty thread

But I'm not, newfriend.

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This is my first one, but I guess others have made similar threads.

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Y not

Where, and how much?

I'm in a major city in California. I paid $35 at the door for 30mins, and tipped $80, as she did an especially great job.

Was she into it? Or you paid her?

How did you identify it as a special "massage parlor?"

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If she wasn't into it, she did a great job pretending to be. I did pay her of course.

If they're open late until 10pm, accept walk-ins and seem "seedy" it's usually a safe bet they at least give handjobs there. If they have a bunch of reviews on Rubmaps, that's also a great sign.

SF Bay Area

why not

>Rubmaps
Disappointingly doesn't have anything listed for my city.

That's a bummer. You could try backpage though, massage parlors tend to advertise there. If they have pictures of hot asian girls in bikinis, they're a pretty safe bet

but why?

Truth be told, I'm a sucker for a great handjob. It's also a completely no-strings-attached experience. No dates, no cuddling, no phone calls. Just walk in, and have an attractive asian girl fondle your dick for 30 minutes, and walk out. Pretty good deal IMO if you have the cash.

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I once fucked one in a massage parlor myself! It's hard to find those thou

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My dick is so hard right now.

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Know of any good places in the South Bay?

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No, sorry. I haven't been to any down there myself.

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Do they ever do bjs? I've got a ridiculous oral fixation as I've noticed it's way easier to beat off to bj porn.

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$115 for a shitty handjob when a crack whore will jack your cock off its hinges for $20 seems legit kys

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>trying to compare the soft hands of a chink immigrant to a tweaker
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Hahaha you fucking moron...all that for an HJ...bro those chinks scammed you...

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Post pic and did she finger your butt

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Tsubomi a cute.

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Alright.

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