I can military and squat 255 bench 320, what can you faggots lift? I bet you struggle with just lifting your mouse...

I can military and squat 255 bench 320, what can you faggots lift? I bet you struggle with just lifting your mouse, gaylords. How can you even compete?

nigga you bald. gtfo.

>nigga you bald
Jack Skellington detected.

Something needs to be done about that face though

Bet you jack off to K-pop then.

bitches love my skeleton dick

Smith and Wesson obsoleted you over 100 years ago, butterface.

Come at me, but first shoot your self with .22s, then .38s, try to build up immunity to .45s.

Dumbfag

Learn how to properly reply, boner. The only bitches you have is your abused, mange-ridden, flea infested mongrels.

You aren't shit. You started lifting in school because you are ugly as fuck and have always been ugly as fuck. You don't lift to benefit yourself, instead you do it to feel superior because you're a fragile, weak human being. I'd bully you to suicide if I said anymore, I'll leave you to cry this one out.

Senator Armstrong is that you?

>shoot your self with .22s, then .38s, try to build up immunity to .45s.

Absolute top tier reply m8! You niggers can't even shoot worth anything. You gonna go all guns akimbo on me? Gonna go all gangsta, rappin, poppin, bustin? Yeah, I though not.

Holy shit, Jared from fucking subway got ripped in jail.

you squat less than you bench?

Leaving already?
>Y-you got BTFO
Get rekt fatty and roll yourself away.

muh dik

even without your'e mum on it it weighs over 9000 tons

Actually, I am a white, southern TX male, and you will not find any niggers ' round here, nor any faggots.

255 squat is fucking poverty also nice square head

how has no one else commented on the fact that this is the greatest Armstrong cosplay of all time

>ironic, misspelled reply
Been done m8, be original and take your finger off the inside of your dick.

Well guess we can wipe away that description of your area cause both of those traits can be found on your person.

NANOMACHINES SON!

>story very related

I didnt know you could military

>hasn't worked out ever.

where you live, faggot?
i'll fuck you up!

Lift all you want but i know you could never pick up a woman hahaha.

Did you used to play college football for the university of Texas, Armstrong?

Pittsburgh nigger. Try to find me cause I ain't hiding.

>laughs in beta

Not much these days. 185 at 10 reps on bench and 275 at 10 reps on squat. I haven't maxed in a while because I don't have a spotting partner right now.

What is your Address nigger

Do you have any nanomachines?

>mfw all these newfags

Nice

I wish I also had nano machines in me

I can lift my two pound pistol and and give you fifteen reasons why I don't give a fuck about your prancing vanity.
How about them apples?

>How can you even compete?
I can't, I'm in a wheelchair.

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how the fuck is your bench at 320 and you can only squat 255?? fuckin chicken legged faggot

HAHA 255 is fucking weak. Whose mans is this benching more than he squats