ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES!

I sleep on top of the bunk bed! Also I will volunteer to clean my the kitchen and buy food

I've got dibs on the room with its own bathroom!!

THOSE ARE YOUR DISHES AND YOU KNOW IT BITCH. IM NOT THE ONE WHO EATS SPAGHETTI ALL THE TIME, SO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

Who the FUCK left his hairs in the bathtub after shaving? It looks like a fucking WOOKIE died in there. You are disgusting!

Chill I know I said I'll do the kitchen but I meant not now .im too stoned

Our house, is a very very very fine house

Get your shit together you said your too high to shower for a month now.
This weed makes you paranoid. You can't drown in a shower.
You stink

>Knocks 3 times on the side wall while saying the below

Pff, looks just fine, a hammer and a couple of nails and it will be like new.

>collapses

Oh Well, but the garden is nice...

To whoever fucking left it, good job. Now it's destroying the town. Fucking clean up after yourselves you filthy animals.

Who changed the wifi password? I need to update my ps4 come on

How DARE you lock me in the fucking basement with the rest of these mongoloids OP? I HAVE RIGHTS!

I think I forgot to flush my shit 2nd toilet 1st floor please DO NOT FLUSH IT DOWN ITS MINE !I'LL COME BACK NEXT WEEK

HONEY WHERE ARE MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS?

>fluffy wub sketties
>Daddeh gib sketty an huggies?
>Best dancie fluffy fo sketties

Password is mycock. I know. Not that long.

That's my room. I'm not sharing my room cuz I ain't a faggot.

can't a guy masturbate in this house with a LITTLE privacy?

>Be me burning corpses in garden

Fuck it we'll rebuild it I've got a couple of spare bodies we can use as bricks

Alright, who left the front door open ?

It's bloody draughty in here.

WTF are you trying to do?

..... get us all to get blown off somewhere?

Guys please help I dont know what to do

At least someone's a decent person in this household. Please stay, don't mind the ones causing so much mess.

Yea about that, you know the guy from the basement? Yea, someone forgot to lock the door and he got out. So... PC Master Race and all that... your PS didn't survive the meeting with him. Sorry dude.
Who the Fuck forgot to lack the door again?

what's this doing in my room?

...what the? How the fuck did you find my sex dolls? GIVE IT BACK

Of course man im a cook kitchen gotta stay clean but inb4 I only shit in the shower and I will not clean that

No worries. I'll take care of it. Your shit has a roommate now.

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO THE LIVING ROOM

Avoid Chris, Avoid the Walrider and find your camera

kek sorry

*crashes through the ceiling holding an mlp fleshlight*
fuuuckkk guys this house sucks!

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY TACO, STUPID NIGGERS!

That's Trisha. She's a unique sex doll I bought on craigslist. She can talk, even without batteries.

THAT'S IT I'M GOING FOR A DRIVE I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! FIND YOUR PANTS YOURSELF!!!!

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Dude... chill, was am EPIC party last night... I think, hehe... shit, where are the muffins?

I'll just waffle stomp it, don't worry.

I'll, uh, cook for everyone, I guess.

STFU bitch or else you're getting the belt

Can I borrow it? Just for 30min..

Lemme get a BONELESS PIZZA

No no, don't blame the niggers. I ate it. I'm sorry, I'll just buy you a new one. But the good news is, at least it wasn't you who had to suffer diarrhea.

Why the fuck didn't put it in the fridge?
You left it out on the counter.
It had maggots all over it.
I threw it in the basement. ask the retards that live down there.

Just clean off the cum from last night's event and you're good to go.

Welp, If I'm stuck in this basement I better find something to do to pass the time...I've fashioned myself a new sex doll

..may I feel what it's like to fuck a pony?

I claim the bathroom, not a room with a bathroom.

A bathroom

What are you talking about. You don't even have a car. They don't call you bobbycar steve for nothing.

Oddly enough that sex doll looks like the hooker we rented from two weeks ago... Oh shit.

Can we at least use it from time to time?

Guys who the fuck has been going through my gfs panties? She folds them neatly before putting them away and then we come home and it looks like this. Fucking weebs stay the fuck out our room!

And what's the fucking landlords number??

fuck I thought you 'disposed' of it

I wear the pant I this relationship!!! So unless you want a good spanking go wash our only pair of pants!!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

Okay, stop trying to feed your used tampons to the dog. He's too fat as it is.

k

No, that's why I claimed it.

Sorry, sorry. I was looking for your gf's vibrator, but ended up with her horse dildo instead. Fits a little bit tight, but it works.

>I came here to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all outta ass

dude we know you don't have a girlfriend.
We know you're the one who wears the panties.
But we still smell them..

It's not a car as such....it's more my chariot....

hey guys, the police is at the door.

God damn it dude. Okay so we only have two bathrooms left, and the other one is already full of shit.

Hide the bodies

Landlords number, kek!

Oh.. you are serious? LOL!

Yo guys, you gonna hear this, get over here!

C'mon say it again?

Hey guys ive invited some friends over for a party i hope you don't mind

They probably found out about the dead hooker. FUCKING HIDE IT

*builds trap door behind toilet, strangles the qts while they're taking a shit*

Fuck man you're the one who stole it! We need that peg so she can peg me later bro. Fuck I mean so I can gape her ass with it!

T-thats not true my gf is very fucking real!

Guys don't panic but I think the best solution for this situation is to cook the bodies and eat them

If those fuckers come into my bathroom I will execute them.

It's like you can smell the virginity from a mile away. But I dont give a fuck. Let's play.

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I burning them as fast as I can!!!

Is the concrete for the wall ready yet?

*sirens in approching *
>police arrive

Fuck it rape the brains out of them!!!

Well I wont pass off an opportunity of certain death. Bye everyone.

Stay out of my basement meth lab! For the thousandth time!!

Rape the police or the bodies??

>Police walk in
>Totally naked

Can we work something out?

WHAT WAS IN THAT TACO user

I SAID DON'T COME NEAR FUCKERS!

But I just want a hit! Come on! Give us some, bro. We're all roommates here.

Pepe user... I'm in love with you and your bathroom

you motherfuckers better keep your hands off my fucking milk

I just wanna play YuGiOh

Both of course....It shouldn't even be a question...

Y'all mind if I come in?

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I've got some milk you can have.

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I love you too man.. But if you come near this bathroom I'll have to kill you!

I am so sorry user

WHICH OF YOU NIGGERS TOOK MY CHARGER

Who's with me?

Okay who the fuck invited Cosby. I told you only to do it if it's a slumber party.

I'm having trouble sleeping can you hook me up with something man?

Im trying to set up the satellite fuckers DONT disturb me

>Slides shrek fleshlight under the door

For you my love

Depends. How much you got?

Sry man i had an interview today and had to shave quick. I'll clean it when i get home