So i finally got a girlfriend. Now i know how it feels. y'all beta fucks keep on dreaming of it. AMA
So i finally got a girlfriend. Now i know how it feels. y'all beta fucks keep on dreaming of it. AMA
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finally? as in... the first time?
I thought i was sad because i was single for 17 years, but that's depressing how far behind in the game you are man
What does her pussy taste like?
Like bags of sand
Source on this chick??
Andhow do you get a gf?
Renaming pictures on your pc of hot girls to my girlfriend doesn't count my friend :)
Haven't tried yet
I WAS single for 17y as well. Not anymore though
Horrible isn't it.
Gone are the days of enjoying life and doing what you want.
You'll learn soon enough. Being a lone betafag is actually the key to a long, fruitful, financially stable life.
As much as I love burying my dick in my girls shitter and watching her eyes water, I'll be glad when this one ends so I can sit in my pants and smoke weed all day in front of the computer.
TL;DR - Stay single beta's, you've already got it as good as it gets. Bating is better than fucking. /thread
Kek, have you done anything besides kiss or feel her up?
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Underage b&
This right here faggots
you'll hate it after a couple months
Like a wet penny.
Rate her
Ah so young and full of Hope. Haven't had your heart and soul ripped out and shat on yet. It's gonna suck, but it's part of growing up. Look forward to it friend.
>'So I finally got a girlfriend'
the fact you even used this phrase means you're fucking beta you absolute plebian.
would rather stay single so I can take LSD, wear my mother's panties around the house and slather myself in a jar of peanut butter.
Pussy isn't all it's cracked up to be, Cuckboi.
Milla W4B
It's nice for awhile, till all the other issues pop up.
You finally got a gf teehee
How fat is she?
Just want u to know having a gf is the most beta shit you could do. Being single and fucking as many whores as possible is alpha. I got one sleeping in my bed as i type this shit. Im also drinking whisky with pizza. Needed some energy! I banged her all night. Will bang her a few more times and then drop her off. No gf bullshit.
Couldn't agree more.
I'm 36, Fucked 9 girls in my whole entire life, Married and divorced 2 and I have currently been single for the past 6 or so years.
I'm proud to be forever alone so I don't have to deal with all of that dating bullshit.