>pretending to be a Patriots fan after they win

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that's 70% of their fanbase

>Having to cover your goofy looking face with all that hair.

>not shitposting for the sake of shit posting

she'd be a lot hotter if she had freckles and her hair was a little redder

That's true with most woman

Taylor Swift is literally perfect

How do I follow the porn slags on twitter and get a blowie when they win lads?

Taylor Swift is awesome at life

Except her music. Not a face-melting guitar solo to be found.

I'm going to start a punk band and Taylor Swift can be my Kim Deal

but its fun

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I've already started. It's weird not having the Rams around, so I''m thinking about adopting the Pats to fill the void.

Why do you hate America?

I obviously don't, since it's the Pats I'm adopting and not some pozzed team like the Xhecucks or Nanners. I live in central Missouri, roughly equidistant from STL and KC, so I've always rooted for both cities' teams. The NFL feels weird with just the Chiefs, and the Pats just avenged them in the AFC Championship, so I'm rooting for them at least through the Owl.

I will also pretend to hate the Patriots if they lose

Bump

Re-rolling

Rolling for a Taylor Swift approved number

She would like that number, fucking whore

Heh heh can't wait t.bh

jets are the best, I miss teemu tho

who /lifelong/ [superbowl winner] fan here?

>tfw lifelong Taxachusetts resident

>yfw Tay's lead single for her next album is a hair metal power ballad

>Pats fans that reside anywhere outside of New England or weren't born here and have no family ties to anyone in New England

Why do they even exist?

Brady is /ourguy/; hating on the Pats is as Reddit as it gets.

Patriots are the Patrician choice

Trump is uncucking America, Brady is uncucking the NFL from Goodell Castro

Taylor Swift

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Posting in an eternal Taylor Swift thread

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That post number is a lie

But this thread does

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*tips*
>m'lady


Seriously, if this was a guy everybody would already mock him for being an neckbeard virgin. Why can girls do this without being bullied? It's not fair!

Fuck off, I'm wearing my hat with pride. Some day it will catch on amongst all people and then I'm being the one laughing.

joke is on you i've been a fan for 34 years

>brave English patriots

Who else would I support?

tbqh lads i watched the first bears game and then didn't watch any other games this season. i'm coming into the superbowl like a newborn babe.

>literally
>perfect
>opinion

This desu. Taylor's eyebrows are weird as shit and make her look ugly but when she covers them up with bangs she becomes a 10/10 imo

I like Taylor Swift's eyebrows, I just have a thing for chicks with bangs

Because girls are hot and we want to have sex with them, that's how life works, user

>I have standards. Would not fuck Tay.

>and we want have sex with them

>implying girls aren't even more in rampage sex-mode

Check this out . Can't imagine being this horny like that two sloots in the webm.

>pretending

*tips fedora*

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American lads, I know nothing about American football and I'm not going to watch the Owl, as it will be like 2 am here. What should I know in order to shitpost on Sup Forums the day after? Like underachieving players, meme formations, etc. I mean nothing too technical, only the bare minimum for memes and shitposting.

Bumping this

>being a seahawks fan

Taytay for dayday(s)

Which numbers does she approve? Dubs? I want in on this.

Also, Vikings fan for life.

Fuck off, faggot

iktf

>inb4 leaf

Who me? I've always been a patriots fan

Watch if the Falcons score on their opening drive or not (or at least every other drive). Or if the rush 4 to get to Brady or not. See if the Patriots can or can't cover Julio Jones effectively.

>gronkbaby
If falcons win
>mvp
If pats win.

That should at least get you started

obvious packers fan

You're mad as hell right now

i bet her feet are so stinky in the best way. i just want to peel her socks off of her feet after shes been out and about the city for the day walking and press them against my face.

>not being born into it

>I just learned the definition of "Bandwagoner"