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>pretending to be a Patriots fan after they win
that's 70% of their fanbase
>Having to cover your goofy looking face with all that hair.
>not shitposting for the sake of shit posting
she'd be a lot hotter if she had freckles and her hair was a little redder
That's true with most woman
Taylor Swift is literally perfect
How do I follow the porn slags on twitter and get a blowie when they win lads?
Taylor Swift is awesome at life
Except her music. Not a face-melting guitar solo to be found.
I'm going to start a punk band and Taylor Swift can be my Kim Deal
but its fun
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I've already started. It's weird not having the Rams around, so I''m thinking about adopting the Pats to fill the void.
Why do you hate America?
I obviously don't, since it's the Pats I'm adopting and not some pozzed team like the Xhecucks or Nanners. I live in central Missouri, roughly equidistant from STL and KC, so I've always rooted for both cities' teams. The NFL feels weird with just the Chiefs, and the Pats just avenged them in the AFC Championship, so I'm rooting for them at least through the Owl.
I will also pretend to hate the Patriots if they lose
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Re-rolling
Rolling for a Taylor Swift approved number
She would like that number, fucking whore
Heh heh can't wait t.bh
jets are the best, I miss teemu tho
who /lifelong/ [superbowl winner] fan here?
>tfw lifelong Taxachusetts resident
>yfw Tay's lead single for her next album is a hair metal power ballad
>Pats fans that reside anywhere outside of New England or weren't born here and have no family ties to anyone in New England
Why do they even exist?
Brady is /ourguy/; hating on the Pats is as Reddit as it gets.
Patriots are the Patrician choice
Trump is uncucking America, Brady is uncucking the NFL from Goodell Castro
Taylor Swift
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Posting in an eternal Taylor Swift thread
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That post number is a lie
But this thread does
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*tips*
>m'lady
Seriously, if this was a guy everybody would already mock him for being an neckbeard virgin. Why can girls do this without being bullied? It's not fair!
Fuck off, I'm wearing my hat with pride. Some day it will catch on amongst all people and then I'm being the one laughing.
joke is on you i've been a fan for 34 years
>brave English patriots
Who else would I support?
tbqh lads i watched the first bears game and then didn't watch any other games this season. i'm coming into the superbowl like a newborn babe.
>literally
>perfect
>opinion
This desu. Taylor's eyebrows are weird as shit and make her look ugly but when she covers them up with bangs she becomes a 10/10 imo
I like Taylor Swift's eyebrows, I just have a thing for chicks with bangs
Because girls are hot and we want to have sex with them, that's how life works, user
>I have standards. Would not fuck Tay.
>and we want have sex with them
>implying girls aren't even more in rampage sex-mode
Check this out . Can't imagine being this horny like that two sloots in the webm.
>pretending
*tips fedora*
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American lads, I know nothing about American football and I'm not going to watch the Owl, as it will be like 2 am here. What should I know in order to shitpost on Sup Forums the day after? Like underachieving players, meme formations, etc. I mean nothing too technical, only the bare minimum for memes and shitposting.
Bumping this
>being a seahawks fan
Taytay for dayday(s)
Which numbers does she approve? Dubs? I want in on this.
Also, Vikings fan for life.
Fuck off, faggot
iktf
>inb4 leaf
Who me? I've always been a patriots fan
Watch if the Falcons score on their opening drive or not (or at least every other drive). Or if the rush 4 to get to Brady or not. See if the Patriots can or can't cover Julio Jones effectively.
>gronkbaby
If falcons win
>mvp
If pats win.
That should at least get you started
obvious packers fan
You're mad as hell right now
i bet her feet are so stinky in the best way. i just want to peel her socks off of her feet after shes been out and about the city for the day walking and press them against my face.
>not being born into it
>I just learned the definition of "Bandwagoner"