Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

How do you react to this unexpected situation?

Make her a bowl of eggs

its time for you to write a song about rape

Who?

I call the Billy Herrington

Redpill her so her future songs are actually decent

Lock door proceed to shit while keeping eye contact

Ask her what her farts smell like.

give me money

turn 1080 degrees and walk away

Fuck her right in the pussy

Fuck off, I'm full!

Sodomy.

Lots and lots of sodomy.

you shit in your bedroom?

Tell her kindly to fuck off. I have no interest in being her next song.

Bitch has a washboard ass anyway

"Feel like saving the white race?"

>How do you react to this unexpected situation?
Give her a kiss and ask why she is not in the kitchen preparing dinner like usual.

tell her to leave because i have a girlfriend and i will not ruin my perfect relationship

I am half indian half white so I am shy

Grab my 12 gauge and shoot the snek

deepthroat her til my lower half is covered in her drool

then i would make her make me a sandwich

>How do you react to this unexpected situation?
Did you mean"wat do", you pompous prick?

H-h-hi... W-what are you doing here?

fuck off g hannelius guy